Random Photos Part Five

With all the crazy costumes this year with many centered on being as sexy as possible I thought it was interesting that Gloria Steinem showed up on a red carpet last night. She gets the top spot.

Christina Ricci shows off her wedding dress.

David Beckham surrounded by David Beckham shirts and chairs and presumably wearing David Beckham underwear with a David Beckham sock stuffed inside.

Fergie out and about again. She seems like she is always out.

Heather Graham shooting her new movie.

That is Pierce Brosnan kissing Jessica Alba. Yeah, like that would ever happen in real life.

Angelina Jolie directing a movie in Australia.

Minka Kelly gets some help getting home.

Random Photos Part Four - Oceana

Carly Simon and Natasha Bedingfield make out.

Melanie Griffith keeps going solo to things hoping someone will set her free.

Jane Fonda continues to amaze.

Maria Menounos hanging out with Harvey Weinstein

Kate Walsh and Kristin Davis in some randomness.

Ted Danson never ages and his marriage to Mary Steenburgen has lasted a long time.

Long time no see Diane Lane. I miss seeing her all the time.

Laura Dern is very tall.

Cobie Smulders looks amazing.

Random Photos Part Three

A first time appearance for Joshua Jackson's chest hair in the photos.

Diane Kruger doesn't seem all that thrilled by it.

Kim Kardashian wants you to believe she lost all her weight by diet and exercise.

Keith Urban wants you to believe he sends sexts to Nicole Kidman. Jennifer Lopez is still his friend though.

Kerry Washington in her first public appearance since announcing her pregnancy.

Speaking of pregnancies Kendra Wilkinson managed to make money off announcing hers.

Lady GaGa and a fan kissing in London.

Someone hired Lindsay Lohan for a modeling job. Does this mean they paid her?

Leah Remini on her way out of dance practice.

Random Photos Part Two

Mark Wahlberg wears pink for the first time in his life.

Hello Naomi Watts. You get so used to seeing her riding bikes and bundled up that you forget what made her a star.

Then there is Kelly Bensimon who sticks around without actually doing anything.

I don't know what Jessica Seinfeld is thinking with this.

Rebecca Romijn gets kissed by the guy who made a deal with the devil, Jerry O'Connell. Of course the devil still can't help a crap tv show though, so Jerry is unemployed again.

Stephen Colbert just sends in dolls that stand like this in front of crowds. It is his discount plan.

Sigourney Weaver still looks amazing.

A very very very rare shot. Victoria Beckham not wearing heels.

Also not wearing heels was The Zooey.

Random Photos Part One - Halloween

Five parts today.

Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan do what hundreds of thousands of other couples around the world will also be doing this year. Pretending they know how to twerk.

Jenny McCarthy is dressed as an STD. Ohhh wait. Miley Cyrus' tongue.

Speaking of Miley Cyrus, Matt Lauer decided to go as Pamela Anderson rather than the every other person choice.

Al Roker dressed as Mr. T. I was hoping he would dress as Miley.

Kathie Lee and Hoda.

Erik Estrada and Carson Daly

Robin Roberts

This is a Sharknado costume.

This is a Thursday for Bethenny.

Blind Item #6

This C list actor with great facial recognition went from television to movies in the same character. Unfortunately there is also another movie of his that is making the rounds at parties in NYC and our actor is naked in a dog collar reciting lines that his character said. It is apparently comedy gold.

Blind Item #5

This B list mostly television actor from a TBS show has a strange habit that has his neighbors worried about what is going on at his home.  Every morning our actor goes to Home Depot and picks up a woman looking for work. No woman ever works for two consecutive days.

It's Not Slu*ty- It's Sexy

Blind Items Almost Revealed

November 21, 2008

#2, 3 & 4 - So in this one we have a musician. B+ list group, but our musician definitely has A list name recognition. Our musician has an ex although that status seems to change daily. The ex fancies herself as an actress, but really she is just a celebutard with more luck than Heather Mills. Well, our musician has never really believed a word that comes out of his ex's mouth, especially concerning one of her ex's and she has several high profile ones. Well, the musician was supposed to be recording, but when it got canceled he decided to go surprise his ex at her lunch appointment with her agent. Umm, when he got to the spot though, all he found was his ex and her very, very famous ex lip locked in a back booth of the restaurant. Shouting match followed, but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued.

Frequent blind item people. The ex has had some public issues with drugs. 

Off Topic

Yes, cake batter flavor is a good thing but it will never replace bacon.

Blind Items Almost Revealed

November 3, 2008

Well costumes can be fun for everyone. This actually happened the night prior to Halloween, but costumes were still worn. Our B list actor who used to be an A list action hero was at a party with someone everyone assumed to be his girlfriend. His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could tell. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and kissing in a corner and on a couch and less time mingling. It was during one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask slipped off the woman and it was discovered our action star was with another guy.

He is having quite the comeback lately and is definitely back up to A. He has a child. Connection to Ben Affleck.

Today's Blind Items - No One Likes Her

This former A list mostly movie actress who always seems so sunny and cheery and very peace and love is actually not so nice unless there is something in it for her. She also has rubbed her co-stars the wrong way. A lot. When is the last time you saw her star again with someone? A franchise where she was contractually obligated to. The only people she is nice to are those who make her money or know about her drug use even though she tries her best to keep it quiet. There is one A+ list mostly movie actor who referred to her as the c word and said he would never talk to her again. He hasn't. he has had chances to make movies with her and has turned down millions of dollars and moved on to something better. The actor is foreign born.

The men in her life are all subject to her wrath and all of them end up distancing themselves from her. She can be violent and petty and is the meanest person alive when she has been drinking. Literally she will threaten to kill you. When she smokes pot is the only time she is friendly. Oh or for the cameras that used to follow her everywhere and that she longs for again. She used to make tons of movies. Ask yourself why she doesn't any longer. No one likes her. Definitely not Anne Hathaway.

Your Turn

Is there a movie or television remake you have loved? A sequel better than the original? Is there anything you would like remade?

Blind Items Revealed

November 5, 2008

Today is more of an update to a blind item. Within the past month or so I think I posted about a celebrity chef who was cheating on his wife. The celebrity chef is known to all of you. Would he be A list? Sure. Definitely. Anyway, the update is that I was unsure who he was cheating with. Turns out it is one of his restaurant employees. Not someone who works with him on television or with his books, but a restaurant employee. This could of course be the reason why he is spending so much time at that particular restaurant lately.

Gordon Ramsay

Blind Items Revealed

December 30, 2009

This former A list female reality star and now struggling to stay in the spotlight recently lost one of her dogs. She didn't care about the dog running away, but she cared about the fact that she wanted a picture taken which showed her boyfriend and her dog because she thought it was the right message to send. So, she sent her assistant back to LA to get another dog from her collection, fly back and then our reality star was able to get the one photo with the paps she wanted before passing off the dog again to the assistant.

Paris Hilton

Blind Items Almost Revealed

November 13, 2008

It seems as if the housing crisis has hit just about everyone, even celebrities. This recently divorced B list actor on a hit network show lost most of his money in his divorce. After the divorce he bought a new place which he could barely afford even with his salary. Being single and available he was spending every night out and not saving a penny. When the writer strike came along he didn't have any money at all and all of the furniture he had been leasing was taken from him. He was living in a 5,000 square foot house with a tv and a chair. When his castmates heard about his plight and that his house was going to be foreclosed they took up a collection and raised enough to pay his mortgage for the next year. Fell good story huh? It is until you realize that he has been spending all their kindness money on trips to Vegas and going out, and just thinking that his next payday is right around the corner. We'll see.

Connection to Alec Baldwin in more than one way.

Blind Items Revealed

November 7, 2008

#3 & #4 - Two singers. One male, and one female. Yes, they are a couple but not in the same group. He has been a solid performer for a few years. Her? Not so long, but a much bigger name. Well as much as the two profess their love for each other you may think it must be just a perfect relationship. It was until she started sleeping with her agent whenever she can ditch the boyfriend.

Katy Perry/Travie McCoy

Blind Items Revealed

March 2, 2007

This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.

Mickey Rourke (Then The Wrestler came along and a career was reborn and no need to pay, although...)

Blind Item #4

This A list celebrity television chef is Mr. Hetero on the outside and loves to pretend he loves women but for the past few years he has been on the DL with this openly gay man who rarely leaves our chef's side.

Ellen As Nicki Minaj

Just can't stop looking.

Blind Item #3

This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity looking for something to do says he has no drug issues but he was a no show at an event at night this week. His significant other made excuses saying he was tired but she told one of her friends that he would just rather stay inside and use than go out.

Blind Item #2

A coke mom sighting!. Not doing coke but she is back in the blinds and being extra sleazy. She keeps getting dumped by guys when she repeatedly asks them for money. Apparently she is out and she can't get any traction in her acting to get ahead on bills. This week she was trolling for rich guys at a party and giving them her best smile. She has moved away from the acting world and did manage to get a 70 something year old man to give her a lift the other night after she let him paw and grope her right there at the event.

Blind Item #1

So much to say in one tiny blind item. This singer/celebrity used to be almost A list. In her country she was A+ list but here was probably a B+. Then she kept wandering around in circles and had some personal issues and now she is just a name and that all happened within the past few years. She is drinking again which is never good. She also is married but it didn't stop her from having a naked rendezvous in the back of a limo with this former A list celebrity/singer from a totally different genre who is also married and is probably a B+ although his fans would kill me for dropping him below an A.

Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Are Settling Their Divorce

For two years Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have stretched out their lengthy divorce but The NY Post says it has now been settled and their divorce may soon be finalized. I don't really care about the ins and outs and who got what because they are both filthy rich. It is only fun when some rich person has to give up half to someone who has nothing.

To me, what is interesting is that for two years Ashton dated a bunch of different people and then started dating Mila Kunis while not dating as many other people. For two years he has had a ready made excuse why he can't get married to Mila but now that his main card is being thrown out the window I wonder if that will make Ashton start cheating on a regular basis in hopes of destroying his relationship and letting him be single. he never really got to be single. Mila is a rebound. Ashton was with tons of other women while married to Demi but most of them she knew about but it is not the same as being single.

Ashton is a huge cheater and being with Mila is not going to solve that issue. Now that he is going to be backed in a corner I think it will get worse. Right now he is acting out with other situations and is a diva of epic proportions that has only been getting worse over the past two years.

Chris Brown Will Be In Rehab For Three Months - All Charges Might Be Dropped

Apparently Chris Brown's "anger" issues are going to need three months to get straight. All the tabloids have finally figured out what I have told you the past few days about Chris Brown escaping the mandatory drug testing after his arrest while his co-defendant wasn't so lucky. This is why you get special treatment if you are rich or a celebrity. Combine the two and probably nothing will happen to you. Chris is hiding out in rehab until the coast is clear and he won't test dirty. I don't think he cares about getting sober. What he cares about is keeping his butt out of jail and not being available for people from the probation department is a great way to do just that. When he finally emerges and gets tested he will be clean. At the same time he will tell the world he dealt with his anger problem head on and when he gets out Kneepads will be right there waiting for him with a cover about how he has changed.

There is some talk that Chris is going to walk away from all the charges and throw his bodyguard under the bus. Chris would still stay in rehab though until he gets clean for a test.

Anne Hathaway Doesn't Want You To Talk To Her

Last week I posted some photos of Anne Hathaway hosting an event for breast cancer research called Pink Party. There were celebrities in attendance but the majority of the crowd were regular people who paid some money to help support the cause. Of course one of the things they also wanted for their money besides the appys and booze were some photos with the celebrities at the event to draw people in. You would think part of any kind of hosting duty would require some interaction. Apparently not if your name is Anne Hathaway. here is a letter In Touch received which shows exactly how Anne feels about you.

"PLEASE PLEASE

Do not take photos of ask for an autograph from anne hathaway. Her team is starting to getting really concerned today. Please make sure none of you or your guests approach her. I know in the past our hosts have mingled in the party, but each person is different and We are trying to respect her space.

No bloggers!!!!! Please!!!! cannot talk to her, nothing please. (forward team please help me!) Most of our celebs are happy to talk and share why cancer research is important to them so there will be other opportunities at the event.

I will truly need all of your help!!!

If you are sitting next to her in the front row, please make sure no one goes into to lounge :)"

I think what we should take from this letter is that someone needs help with their grammar and spelling even more than I do. I also think it is a publicist who is trying to do what they think Anne Hathaway wants them to do. It is interesting they specify no bloggers. Huh. Not tabloids or reporters but bloggers specifically. Has Anne had trouble with bloggers in the past? Huh. So bottom line. Don't talk to the host of acancer event about cancer. Just stare at her and be in awe.

Chad Michael Murray Cheated On Girlfriend Before Leaving Her

For seven long years Kenzie Dalton put up with Chad Michael Murray. They met when he cheated and the broke up when he cheated. In between? Well, it is not exactly like Chad is known as the most faithful of guys. Two days after splitting with Kenzie Chad decided to go public with his new girlfriend Nicky Whelan who he stars with in the upcoming movie Left Behind. Chad says he is in love with Nicky and wants to get married to her as quickly as possible. That is the same thing he said about Kenzie but he strung her along for an engagement of almost a decade.

Chad Tweeted a photo of himself and Nicky (above) in the past couple of days and said that he is a very lucky man and that everyone should be as in love as he is with her. Yeah, that is the same thing he said about Kenzie before he started to film this movie.

LeAnn Rimes And Eddie Cibrian Marriage Is On The Rocks

Star says that Eddie Cibrian wants out of his marriage to LeAnn Rimes. As great as this would be for tabloids and gossip I don't see it happening. Are you telling me that Eddie would rather be a poor D lister than a rich D lister? He would like to go back to hustling for acting parts he isn't going to get because he isn't a good actor and has not worked very much since he hooked up with LeAnn.

I would also like to remind everyone there is a reality show being filmed right now and what better way to bring publicity to your efforts than to create some artificial drama for the tabloids. If there is anything that LeAnn can do it is to create drama out of nothing.

Do I think Eddie hates being married to LeAnn? I think he probably wishes he had more control of his life and wasn't watched 24/7 by Miss Jealousy but just like Dean McDermott would never walk away from his meal ticket Eddie isn't going anywhere unless he is an even bigger idiot than he has proven so far.

Random Photos Part Five

The top spot today goes to Rihanna and Snoop Dogg having a smoke off. There is no pot left in the world.

This might be my favorite celebrity photobomb ever if it was a photobomb but it was just a lucky get by the teen.

Usher and his new hair. I have to say I kind of like it and

Hugh Jackman and

Martha Stewart liked it too.

Long time no see in the photos for Brooke Burke.

Blake Lively escaped from her house and went to Paris.