Do you think Martha Stewart might have had something to do with Kate Bosworth's wedding this past weekend?
Ke$ha isn't getting married anytime soon. She's holding out for the human beard to quit working the state fair circuit and make her an honest woman.
Kourtney Kardashian uses her breasts to distract from the fact she is pregnant again.
Kristen Stewart with a bodyguard because...???
This pretty much sums up how Adam Levine feels about women compared to how he feels about himself.
Liam Hemsworth is half a world away from Miley Cyrus at the premiere of his brother's new movie, Rush, and seems to be loving it.
Olivia Wilde is doing her best to distract him.
Even Naomi Campbell gave him a smile.
As for the elder Hemsworth? He came with his wife who decided to leave her bra at home and made sure the world got a very good look.
Ke$ha looks good!
ReplyDeleteKate's dress is very nice..
ReplyDeleteEeewww @ Kourtney
Is something wrong with Levine's hand that he can't hold a simple umbrella??
Eeeww @ Naomi
Does Elsa have two nipples on her right breast??? Or am I seeing things?
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart has a bodyguard, because she undoubtedly has plenty of psychotic, potentially dangerous fans. Dumb question.
ReplyDeleteYeah like the breaking bad fans that hate skyler for whatever reason, are sending death threats to Anna gunn.
DeleteI mean who has the time for that shit?!
When Ke$ha showers, she is actually cute, even hot. It's a pity that isn't very often.
ReplyDeleteThat makeup isn't making Olivia W. any good. She seems a zombie or something, it's good she has that cleavage and nobody looks at her face.
I think I cannot despise adam levine any more.
I like that Pataki and her husband seem to love each other, I don't love that much that she has lost all the fashion sense she had before marrying him.
I meant that I can't despise adam levine any more than I already do. He has reached the top of dislike that someone can get from me.
ReplyDeleteKesha's adderral diet is finally working
ReplyDeleteWhat's that optical illusion with Pataky's dress? Is it a playsuit?
ReplyDeleteLevine's probably hoping the rain will wash that horrible outfit off the girl.
Kristen's got some very rabid fans and haters. If anybody needs a bodyguard, she does.
ReplyDeleteSo now Adam's dating a 13 year old from 1994?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who hates trying to share an umbrella? When my husband holds for both of us, I tend to still get rained on. I want to hold my own umbrella damnit!
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@Count - KStew first, eh? Interesting.
DeleteYes, KStew first. Her inputs are prolly barely used and the challenge of breaking her bitchy facade and getting to real emotion would be a fun experience. VIP once posted a gif of her butt, and it looked soft, warm and inviting.
DeleteA Count Jerkula Experience would be no walk in the park for the broad, what with the submission, discipline, vile sex and breaking of will, but it would do wonders in helping her evolve into a human and would help fill the void where her soul should be.
Not that all chicks on my lists would get a similar experience. Like say an Olivia Wilde. I don't know that she would benefit from such activities and she lends me to dream more of booze fueled sport fucking. And there is the rare broad who elicits thoughts of sweet sweet luvin.
Agree that if anyone needs a bodyguard it is Kristen Stewart. Wasn't she getting death threats from some of sparkle's fans? Some of her own fans might try to attack her too, you never know. I remember Selena Gomez got death threats too for dating the Biebs. Scary people out there.
ReplyDeleteLiams outfit is really smart.
ReplyDeleteOlivia Wilde is smokin' hot in that tuxedo.
ReplyDeleteOlivia, in that pic, looks like she got hit with some smylex.
ReplyDelete*love that joker*
Can't believe y'all think ke$ha looks good...she appears to have major alcohol bloat!!
ReplyDeleteKesha is quite pretty in real life
ReplyDeleteKate's protruding shoulder bone - I can't stop looking at it.
ReplyDeleteThor's wife is beautiful but her legs in that make her look like Art from Monsters University
Kate's photos would be beautiful if not for the clavicle and sternum bones poking out...good-ish lighting hides the peachfuzz body covering.
ReplyDeleteNaomi Campbell= Physical perfection.
ReplyDeletewtf is Kourtney wearing?? Blech!
Since when does Liam's wife have short Miley hair?
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