Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Katie Couric Gets Engaged

You know how much I care about Katie Couric? Not so much. The last thing I remember about her is that she is lucky to have a talk show still on the air and that she hates Kim Kardashian publicly while trying to bribe her to come on her show. Oh, and the last boyfriend she had turned out to be not so great. That's it. I don't care about Katie Couric and didn't realize she had found someone who wanted to date her. For two years she has been dating some guy and he got drunk enough over the weekend to propose to Katie and actually asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with him. Someone wants Katie forever? I just don't see it. Of course I couldn't imagine marrying someone like Kim Kardashian, but two others have felt differently. Hell, even Lindsay Lohan has been proposed to. Nothing ever happened though because she ran off with the engagement rings while she thought about their proposals.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow Enty, did Katie refuse to rim you for a bag of crack? You're more bitter than Miss Havisham at a wedding

Cathy said...

Wow, that's a little harsh. I'm happy for her that after becoming a widow at such an early point in life, she has found someone else to spend the rest of her life with.

Anonymous said...

Fucking, WOW. Just.....WOW! Was her last boyfriend YOUR husband, lady Enty?

SMH

I'm happy 4 her. Get it, Katie.

MISCH said...

He's nice looking and probably very rich...so was the last one

Karen said...

I have zero love for Katie Couric, but why not be happy for her? It's hard for women out of their 30s to find men to marry. The odds aren't in their favor. I hope that they're very happy together.

Count Jerkula said...

I red the piece as, "How come Katie can get a man and I can't? WAAAAAAAAAA."

lelale said...

I'm not really a fan of her journalistic work but she was dealt a bad hand. She was a widow at what 40? With two young daughters. I wish her the best.

MBK said...

I really don't understand the snark - let's just be happy for her.

Anonymous said...

Two things I'm curious about: how did her last boyfriend turn out to be "not so great" and when was Lindsey Lohan engaged?

Seven of Eleven said...

Someone's mad that Dakota Johnson is getting Jax action.

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lazyday603 said...

Unless she is the worst investor in history Katie Couric is the last woman (OK second to last - Oprah has last locked up) woman on earth who needs to marry for money. You just have to be sure he has enough money of his own so he will stay out of your pile.

Kelly said...

That's more like it! @seven

Seven of Eleven said...

Can I just say that I love Katie's Cruella deVille look here? Watch it, Ms. Monday Enty, that hair is coming for you!

DewieTheBear said...

Not a fan of Couric but the epic bitching about her disguised as "news" is this post is just shameful. Who lit your tampon on fire?

Michael said...

Dang, this new Enty is one bitter chica. She needs to hit craigslist and click on "Casual Encounters" and relieve some stress. Dang.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

I just know this woman from the South Park episode where she was the measure for shit. If the SP creators dislike her, she must be a douche, but she seems cute and her husband is the one to suffer her.

Brenda L said...

This is what you call plain old H8TE.

ethorne said...

Does Katie kick puppies or something else we don't know about?

Publicus said...

Katie is one hot fuck and she likes to fuck and suck. She likes big cocks, and I am surprised she isn't marrying a bull who has been fucking her almost every day for years.

msgirl said...

Entie is just a bitter self-loathing woman who takes it out by hating other women.

Woodsy_gal said...

Rach Around do u have to bash enty on every post? Really sick of your comments

superello said...

So glad to see mostly positive comments!

JoElla said...

Daaaaaaaaaang Enty/Enties.. try some fiber in the mornings.. might remove that stick that is up your ass.

I'm not the biggest fan of Katie's but happy for her.

Just Another HR Lady said...

How old are you new Enty? Katie Couric is much more than a comment to Kim K, sad for you that you think that.

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auntliddy said...

You huys are getting it today!! Hilarious!! Really, what did couric do to u enty? I dont care about her but that is some atomic snark you laid out there.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Is Sarah Palin writing this blog now?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah!!! @jason : D

di butler said...

I hope she's good in bed, or he likes her name recognition, because he sure won't get scintillating conversation. Girl is Beyonce levels of dumb and boring. Plus, a huge twatwaffle. Congrats, you guys!

roxie said...

He's really attractive. Mmmm wonder if he would have dated her if she was a nobody....and not rich.












califblondy said...

Good for her, he's handsome. Not as hot as Chris Botti, but still okay.

Publicus said...

Imagine fucking that hot middle aged slut until she was sore; blowing load after load of penis chum up her hot little snatch and continuing to fuck her using your baby batter as sex lube; shooting jism acoiss those big eyes; fucking her up the ass while due squeals. Welcome to the Katie Couric Sex Experience. Rest assured her fiancée is leaving that pussy a mess every night

NaughtyNurse said...

Meh. I have never been able to tolerate Katie Couric. She seems so ditzy and phony, always trying to be soooooo cute. Middle aged women shouldn't be trying to be cute. Cute is for little girls and puppies and kittens. Not her.

__-__=__ said...

He doesn't look old enough to be her grandfather. Surprisingly she is taller than his shoulder. It could be real.

Anothergrayhare said...

I always liked her and stopped watching the today show when she left. She went through her husband's illness and death publicly and handled it with grace. She's always been "cute" it is not put on. I think she looks great and wish her well. And Publicus, maybe you should try a porn site. Sheesh.

Henriette said...

What happened to that young saxophonist she was dating? It would have been cooler if she married her true love, Matt Lauer.

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