Strangest food you have ever eaten
I think I'm boring, lol. I can only think of Escargot that's a little odd. But it's not really. Does southern food like collards and okra count? Prob not.
Semen doesn't count. I once made a Vegemite chocolate cake.
Pork fried rice because that didn't look like pork.
Ex boyfriend had a very traditional Chinese family. Once while eating at a restaurant, I was convinced to eat chicken feet and cubed pigs blood.
High fives Anna Nah
Mystery meat. My Uni days….nostalgic sigh.
Sea Cucumber — a nice name for a freaky thing.
was tricked into trying Tripe once….felt like my mouth was full of rubber bands.No bueno
I've been craving a good, hard Rach Around.
Ruby: true story. My senile Oma (um Dutch/Indonesian) made me cook her brains and tripe while I was caring for her. She kept the phone in the fridge and hid chicken legs under her doona so I soon learned to tell her that any non-descript food was in fact both tripe and brains.
In Korea, the intestines are served whole: placed on a grill, grilled, then cut up with a shears and the grilling continues until they're edicle. I declined. Tripe me no tripe, triflin' tripe-eaters.
Monkey meat. I grew up in Africa. Liberia. We ate a lot of game meats.
Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches that my mom used to make me.
Ann Nah: that's not what you said last night…..BOOM!
Calf Fries. They're a delicacy in cattle country.
Haggis and chicken feet.
I put ketchup on steak, that's about as odd as I get.
This isn't really an answer to this question because we've all had mac-n-cheese, ketchup, tuna fish and peas but have any of you tried them all together in one delicious bowl???? Oh em gee, so good.
Rach, let's keep our bedroom tales where they belong.
Should we talk about the time we made that DELICIOUS cucumber-carrot-leek-zucchini-eel salad using only our nether parts?
And don't forget the "Special Sauce".
My mother's cooking.
Reno: how do you make an s car go? Paint an S on a snail (ducks for cover)
I am not an adventurous eater.
We went to my aunt Helen's house for Thanksgiving and she made her turkey stuffing with oysters and I didn't know and I thought they were just horrible. She also doesn't brown her turkey skin so it is all blech and pimply looking.
I told my mom we weren't going there for holidays–the food was too different.
I recant that. She didn't make me cook HER brains. That's some fucked up Romero shit right there. I think the said brains belonged to sheep.
Hot dog stew. Hot dogs and stewed tomatoes in a pot. As horrible as it sounds.
Mae: have you EVER seen monkey magic? Awwwwww Pigsy!
Lazy: I'm Australian. There's always someone either cooking or fucking a sheep around here, hence my move to Veganism. If you can finger bang it, don't eat it. That actually holds, even with zucchini.
Anna Nah : you PROMISED me that spring break would never come back to haunt me. That whole German poo porn thing was just a phase. Now it's Dutch poo porn. Back up, I need to pinch off a loaf. (Too far?)
I've had coffee that has passed through the digestive tract of a civet cat. Aka weasel poop coffee. It was gooooooooood.
Hot chick's butthole would be the strangest thing I've eaten, to some anyway. In a variety of flavors, too. Vanilla, Chocolate, Asian. I had never done it before when I was with a Latina, but I wouldn't be opposed to it.
Odd fact: if a chick tends to swallow a lot of tooth paste while brushing her teeth, her butthole will be kinda minty. I can't say "minty fresh" because the freshness depends on other factors.
Nightowl: you sick freak! Everyone knows hotdogs are a sex aide only to be ingested vaginally.
Rach: WAY TOO FAR. DUTCH? Have you lost your fucking mind? I had second thoughts when we did the German bit, but I NEVER thought you'd go Dutch.
I hope I can get over this.
Ha ha Anna Nah! By Dutch I only meant that the next rectum we split the bill. My bad.
Depending on butt hole upkeep, all rings kinda taste the same unless someone decided to be adventurous and eat Indian the night before….
Hang on a second. My beneDICKED cuminbatches smells something slightly odd and onerous, and it's not my my vegan bath bong farts. Is THIS the bonafide Anna Nah Glorious Mess or a hacker? Tell me about Marcy or I'll start to doubt your legitimacy. I don't want Anna Nah to be cross w me in the morning (story of my life if you throw in a kebab)
Rach: How the hell could I not be me? Ask Count–he'll verify my 'voice'. Besides, the GREAT AND POWERFUL ANONY NOMOUS has decided that Massive G is this week's Marcie. Fuck it. Maybe I'll just change my screen name to Marcie.
BUT IN THE MEAN TIME…
You can eat Indian food whenever you want. It will never stop me from feasting on your 'special tunnel'.
Bear, caribou, Dahl sheep, buffalo, reindeer, moose, but that isn't unusual. I did try squirrel once, it was chewy, but again, that's regional and not particularly unusual.
The funnel of chocolate love tunnel? I don't k ow who Marcy is, apart from a lesbian from married w children. God she was ugly. I'm hungry, seriously. I may need to temporarily vacate my wee bath and forage for food.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Ok, I've halftime to think. Grossest things to ingest? Either a meat pie or a round of Soggy Saos or aka Soggy Biscuits. Google it. You'll be unpleasantly surprised.
Hearts and hugs and kisses.xoxo,Kym
Alligator, rattlesnake, sea cucumber. Loved the sea cucumber; it tastes a lot like razor clams.
Tell me when you eat something cool. Like bull testicles. Or your brother's underwear.
Tried durian and haggis both once and never again!
Raw sea urchin :/
Rattlesnake, rabbit, frog legs, fried crickets, and chocolate covered ants.
pickled octopus. It squeaked when I chewed it and one of it's little suction cups got stuck on my tooth. Obviously, 1 and done.
Isaw or grilled chicken and pig intestines
Some of my favorite native dishes could be really strange to the Westerners e.g. Dinuguan a pork blood stew with diced intestines and ears
and Sisig a sizzling dish made of chopped pig's face and liver with lots of chili peppers
EggsBoneless, Skinless Chicken BreastTuna (water packed)Fish (salmon, sea bass, halibut, sushi, mahi mahi, Orange roughi,tilapia, Sardines)ShrimpExtra Lean Ground Beef or Ground Round (92-96%)VenisonBuffaloOstrichEggsLow or Non-Fat Cottage cheese, RicottaLow fat or Non fat YogurtRib eye Steaks or RoastTop Round Steaks or Roast (stew meat, London broil, Stir fry)Top Sirloin (Sirloin Top Butt)Beef Tenderloin (filet mignon )Top Loin (NY Strip Steak)Flank Steak (Stir Fry, Fajitas)Eye of Round (Cube meat, Stew meat,Bottom Round)Ground Turkey, Turkey Breast slicesor cutlets
Oatmeal (Old fashioned, Quick oats,Irish steal cut)Sweet Potatoes, YamsBrown riceEzekial breadWhole wheat bread
Green Leafy lettuce (red, green, romaine)BroccoliAsparagusString BeansSpinachBell Peppers (Green or Red)Brussels SproutsCauliflowerCabbageCeleryCucumberCarrotsEggplantOnionsPumpkinGarlicTomatoesZucchiniKale
Fruitbananas, oranges, apples, grapefruit,peaches, strawberries, blueberries,raspberries, lemons or limes
Natural Style Peanut ButterOlive oil, Safflower oilFlax seed oilFish OilNuts (peanuts, almonds, walnuts)Avocado
Low of Non-Fat cottage cheese, RicottaLow or non-fat milkLow fat or non-fat yogurt
MustardGarlicIced teaMushroomsHerbal teaOnionsDry seasonings (Herbal, etc.)ScallionsLemonSaltPepper
Pepper? Now you're just being revolting Anna. I like undies pepper. It's the dusty little poop fragments that come loose when you shake out dirty jocks.
Rach: Those are a delicacy! Do you save them up in a jar and make brownies? I never get tired of that pun!
My two aunts were gourmet chrfs, completely wasted on me and most of my relatives. So when aunt ritas som got engaged, she had a party and made all this gourmet foods, one of which was curried chicken which i found awful then and now. Not a fan of new foods, just like my chicken and choomeat and turkey. Very boring. Anyway all of this reminds oh aunt ritas family- 3 boys. Oldest boy was in show business and ended up committing suicide. 2nd boy had MS, my aunt always took care of him, he died few years after his brother. When youngest boy was sbout 21, he was killed in car crash. Aunt rita died, and my uncle had died inWW2. So there ya go, whole family wiped out, no child lived past 36. And thats my weird food story.
Jello sushi — Kevin Strawberry popsicle with ranch dressing — Kevin Corn-dog covered with chocolate — Jason Lime jello with bacon bits — Jason Sausage milkshake — Chris Izerda Fudge bars with little bits of corn inside, topped with carrot shavings — Jen Chocolate-covered shrimp — Jason Magic-Shell-covered shrimp — max Cornflakes with catsup — Mike Omlette with marshmallow creme inside — Jason Taco with cherries in the meat sauce — Jason Chili with Junior Mints — Kevin Starburst with garlic spread — Kevin Carmel-coated lima beans — Jason Smores made with hamburger patties — Kevin Vegemite — firstname.lastname@example.org Banana split with baked beans — Jason Spice cake with chicken lard — L. Cotrotsos Figs, ketchup, and steamed onions — L. Cotrotsos Candy corn smothered in barbeque sauce with fresh dill and mayonnaise — L. Cotrotsos Pickles and milk — Wicked Tang and Quik — Wicked Rice Krispie squares with ketchup — Wicked Beef jerky with marshmallow creme — Jason Graham, cheese & saurkraut S'Mores — Jason Clam chowdah with Oreos — Jane Steak and Skittles — Laura Chicken McNuggets in chocolate sauce — Jason Fudge & oyster milkshake — D. Miller Brussel sprout tapioca pudding — Bob Tuna milkshake Peanut-butter and mayonnaise sandwich Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken grissle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce — Karen Lee Donut and squid casserole — Suzy Liver merangue pie — Jason Orbitz — Gopher Cheese ravioli with rasins and chocolate sauce — Gopher Jelly nachos — Danielle Orange marmalade on Spam — Kyle Hamburger topped with soy sauce, mayonnaise, and vanilla ice-cream (known affectionately as "The Booger Burger") — Milkweed Asparagus with grape jelly, skim milk, and chili powder — Clatter Marshmallow creme in Ministrone soup — Clatter Dates with crushed-up cheese-puffs, drenched in peppermint tea — Clatter Cottage Cheese Ketchup soup, with fresh mint and chocolate chips — Annie A sandwich of mayonaisse and Cheetos between two thin-mint Girl Scout cookies — Aghhhhh Sauerkraut and tapioca pudding, topped with kidney beans — Melissa Gazpacho Crunch ice cream — Kevin A latte with shredded tuna — Kevin Peach marmalade with anchovies — Neuwa@aol.com Cinnamon roll with Italian dressing — Katzmanian
@Dulcinea They're wonderful if you stick a slice banana in between that!
I read this as "chicken butthole" and coincidentally the Filipino side of my family does serve chicken butthole at birthdays, holidays, etc. No one calls it what it is, but we all know…and its not too bad!
As long as it's clean, eat away my friend…
Oh I've found my toilet humour maven! My gutter brained soul sister. Pull my finger Ann Nah: I may actually draw mud!
Filipino much? fello flip and i love it all!!!
Bar fly: rectum? Dang near killed 'em!
Ha ha! Anything fudgey w corn inside makes me warm my cockles in a hearth. I like mixing my puns also in baskets with bad eggs. Corn dogs here do not come on a stick. They tend to float thougg
Donkey meat for breakfast kebab styleBeesScorpionsDog meat (unknowingly)Sea cucumber
I was pissed for the dog meat and the grilled bees. I ate one to be polite to my host. They all insisted that I had to have another one because bees are good for your sight so you need to eat a pair for both eyes. Chinese humor …
Sheep brains in Middle East. Not a fan. In fact it was offal…
Haha, sorry, not as drunk as Rach Around. Yet.
Come, (or cum) join us! It's so much more fun over here! We serve free drinks!
Pickled moose testicles.
@Rach: I'll see your rectum and raise you this…
As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread. The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in extasy as you eat my cherry pie. Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook’em kind Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you You are my world my little cupcake, I want to lick your cream filling until you ache. Your Juicy Avacadoes so plump, and so ripe. Lets just do it in the kitchen tonight!!
@bar fly Yep, Pinay much.
Oh, good lord, the lunatic is back.
I certainly hope you mean me! Here's a little song I wrote (actually just changed the lyrics) to mark this blessed day:
The lunatic is back and you're gonna be in trouble…
(Hey-la-day-la Miss Mess is back)
You see me comin', better cut out on the double
You been spreadin' lies that I was untrue
So look out now cause Rach is comin' after you.
Damn right. Rach is my new cdan-troll-partner in crime. And we gonna fuck it up fo' sho'!
I hope you didn't forget to tongue punch het fart box while you were there.
I've eaten brains. BRAINS!!!!Q Sure they were pigs or beef brains with eggs.
Well this has been entertaining as hell for me.
Miss Mess: You bitch! You put me on the curb pretty quickly, with not so much as a peck on the cheek or a pat on the ass. Slut.
@Count: Thanks for the "slut" nod, but you HAVE been a little too On Topic lately. I miss the old days…
The old Count…
The Count who would jack the threads with untold comments of sleaze and filth that would have all the girls tearing off their granny panties and putting their Mr. Shower head on max pulse.
Gator, chitlins, and rattlesnake, none of which impressed me, even with liberal applications of Tobasco. If Tobasco doesn't make it taste better, I'm not eating it again.
An entire fried baby bird
Dear gad amighty it still makes me shudder…..but when it's a delicacy that people have prepared especially for you….ya kinda gotta be polite….
@Miss Mess: I play off of what I read. If I'm down it is because the stories are boring and don't spark creativity or interesting memories.
Yes, those are good. Aren't they?
That's horrible. I'm very sorry.
Kopi luwak or civet coffee. I'll have to try that someday. Thanks.
Deep fried cod tongues.
Some sort of live larvae/grub. I don't know what bug it was from…they were wiggling…