This Week In Florida - Mother & Daughter Offer 2 For 1 Sex Specials - Man Posts Photos Of Dead Wife To Facebook After Killing Her
The news that got the most attention was the man who killed his wife and then posted photos of her dead body to Facebook and in the caption said "I'm going to prison or death sentence for killing my wife." Even though he killed his wife, he did spare the woman's 10 year old daughter who was found unharmed yesterday afternoon in the home the couple shared.The husband said he killed his wife because he could not handle being abused any longer and that she was always punching him. This is interesting because a woman would be able to use that defense. I wonder if he will try and use that defense.
The post on Facebook remained for four hours before being taken down by the company.
In other Florida news, a mother and daughter have been arrested for the second time in as many weeks for offering 2 for 1 specials for $160 an hour. The pair offered to have sex together with a policeman or just let him watch. Yeah. Police say the pair are trying to support their drug habit.
Uh. Really no words.
ReplyDeleteJust......no. No.
ReplyDeleteNo.
I want to cuddle my babies and cry.
$160? Are you kidding? Look at them! They should be paying their clients!
ReplyDeleteBLEURGH!
ReplyDeletePeople will go to the extreme just to Get LIKES on their FB.
ReplyDeleteJust 160 bucks? I mean I guess. It's a special.
What in almighty hell...
ReplyDeleteOh, great and powerful Entities, can we please have tales of fluffy kittens and sparkly rainbows now? Maybe some kindness blinds?
ReplyDeleteIt's a combo of the heat and the sunshine. This state sucks. I've been here for 12 years and hate it.
ReplyDeleteMother-daughter sex? Yuck! I don't want to see my mom naked or doing anything sexual.
@pink cashmere...
DeleteI totally agree with your assessment of FL. I went to HS there, and a few years after that.
People are batshit crazy there, no other way to describe it.
I couldn't wait to move back home to "normal" Jersey!!
Lol
Why do all this fuck/porn-with-relatives people are so ugly?
ReplyDeleteI once watched a porn video where a fat ugly man fucked his ugly daughter (corroborated before by showing the family book), and I see this big eared ape looking "beings" who were paid to fuck.
This is disgusting.
The man who killed his torturer: just think what has the woman had to do to him that he prefers Old Sparky than staying with her.
Wtf? Its gota be the wretched heat! I swear Arizona is just like that too, less humidity but still crazy ass deprived people. Aahhh...kickin back over here in the green, mellow, 75°-85° PacificNW.... Life Is Great!
ReplyDelete@rosie well the grass isn't too green but it is really perfect here in the PacNW
DeleteThe daughter looks so young! I'm just disgusted with humanity most days. My bright light is my family.
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ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but I'm in Southeast Louisiana and it is hot as balls outside so that's excuse for this kind of randomness! It's gotta be something in the water there! LOL.
ReplyDelete@Des tell me about it, we've been topping out at110 in Houston for the past couple of weeks. some days you can't even breathe
DeleteSo the guys girlfriend was punching him, and he couldn't punch her back because it would be wrong...yet he murdered her instead.
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't he just break up with her? You have no ties...just walk away. Problem solved. Never see her again, you won't get punched ever again by her...and you wouldn't be facing a possible death sentence.
what is wrong with people?! Where do they come up with these schemes? Mother daughter combo... No, just no.
ReplyDeleteJust my opinion, but after living there I found most of the people I met in FL come from up north. Crazies just use gravity and float down.
ReplyDeletewtf is up w/ that girls roots?!?!
ReplyDelete@Angela, I was just going to say that a lot of people come from......somewhere else!
ReplyDeleteThe girl looks so young. :/
Re: pic of dead lady on FB. Wow. Just wow. I guess it was a change of relationship status gone oh-so wrong.
I'm now ready for my daily dose of kitties, unicorns and rainbows.
The Weekly World News was based in Florida and the headlines don't seem to have changed much.
ReplyDeleteAre those roots? I thought she was just randomly bald.
ReplyDeleteHope the daughter at least gets clean. As forcthe man who killed his supp abusive wife, that may be and u cld understand that. But putting the pic on facebook? Now thats wandering over to Jeffrey Dahmer territory.
ReplyDeleteThis is so fucked.
ReplyDeletePlease note that these events all happened in different parts of Florida. Not everyone in Florida is crazy but those who are seem really good at being crazy and making the national news. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThat Facebook thing was terrible! But on the other hand, buy one get one!! Woot woot!!!
ReplyDeleteYour Friday palate cleanser.
ReplyDelete(Very safe for work. Well, except that you might want to watch it all day.)
Lols @DewieTheBear, perfect!
DeleteJFC what is wrong with people. What would possess anyone to post a picture like that to Facebook? Psychopathic.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna take the wind out of his sails for any sort of defense. Prosecution will have a field day: ample evidence of him having enough of his wits about him to take the time to post a photo afterward.
As for the mother/daughter combo... Ugh. The girl looks like a child.
What the hell kind of drugs makes you do THAT with your Mother/Daughter????
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing meth or heroin .... One of the big ones
ReplyDeleteJust sad sad sad all around
DewietheBear, I love you. That is the best thing I've seen online all day. I cannot stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteIt's the pesticides. Not only does Florida have a disproportionate amount of birth defects--which I found scarily odd in a state full of old people--but the alligator/crocodile population is being born with the sex organs of both genders. (There was a fascinating study done with untainted eggs from Texas, where they painted half of them with the pesticide used in Florida and left the other half alone. Guess which half were born with birth defects.)
ReplyDeleteDuring my not-nearly-brief-enough time living outside of Clearwater, someone in Orlando found a fruit fly. The state immediately began dropping pesticides out of helicopters. We were told not to worry, they were safe for humans, but that we might want to cover our cars because it would eat the paint off of them.
@Elissa: HOLY HELL.
ReplyDelete@Snapdragon, yep. Florida has no butterflies. Or bees. Or ladybugs. They were killed off long ago. The fire ants are thriving, though. Got the Hell out of there after about 18 months. Shortly after the scorpion crawled out of my newspaper.
ReplyDeleteI second the holy hell!!
ReplyDeleteI lived in Clearwater for two months years ago when I was trying to run away from Portland for a while. I couldn't get home fast enough and I will never return to Florida unless drug kicking and screaming.
@Elissa: Yeah, that would have been GAME OVER for me, too.
ReplyDelete@Alicia: Pac NW Portland? *high five* I'm fairly close to there. Well, within the state, anyway. :-D
I think Bugs Bunny says it best...
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Also, the mutha-daughter tag team has taught me something: Jeff Goldblum sure does make a scary-looking woman!
Third, fourth, fifth on the HOLY HELL @Elissa! That's terrifying!
ReplyDeleteI read an article right after face eating guy was on the news that mentioned Florida's elderly population flushing RX medications that then go into the water system. In my state, they have "medication take-back" boxes where you take your RX meds (expired or unused) so they can be disposed of properly, plus a lot of pharmacies will take their own bottles back with the pills inside of them to be disposed of. All of that viagra going into the water can't be good for the crocs or the fishes, or those who eat them.
I don't know what part of FL y'all are in but where I'm at we have tons of butterflies, ladybugs and bees. In fall, there are millions of butterflies, it's where they gather to cross the Gulf and go to Mexico.
ReplyDeleteThe crazies are mainly confined to the peninsula and they're Yankee assholes, mostly from Jew York and Jew Jersey. The natives are remarkably nice to those loudmouth know it alls when they should put them right on Flagler's railroad and ship them back to the shit holes they slithered out of. It's astonishing how quickly those fuckers can utterly destroy a gorgeous state. Florida is truly special, unique and amazing in so many ways. We have manatees, how could anyone hate the manatee state? And sea turtles, can't forget them! But please, if you hate it here, then stay away! We will not be upset, in fact the natives will thank you profusely. We don't need any more fucking golf courses or houses or any of that shit. Old Florida all the way!
Ugh I can't believe I actually have to agree with most of 888's *FIRST* post. I'm a FL native and I'm damn sick and tired of being tarred with the same brush as these crazy people. I'm an educated, well-paid, stable, computer programmer and for the most part, a good and responsible citizen.
ReplyDelete98% of these crazy people ran away from trouble they caused in other states - I would bet money on that.
@888, what is your damage? You're not representing "good" Florida all that well.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't pay $160 for them 2.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if its a backdoor baby girl and moms tosses salad.