Monday, August 05, 2013

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Awful

Over the weekend, Russell Brand had several things to say about his relationship with Katy Perry and all of the things related to their sex life. At one show, Russell said that when he had sex with Katy he had to think of anyone other than her to be able to enjoy it. At another event he said that having sex with Katy was awful and that there were very few people he would not have sex with again, but she was one of them. This is kind of interesting to me because of the fact that we all know John Mayer is a sex freak so you would not think he would be with someone who is boring or not in to some bizarre things, but, maybe Russell had needs that even Katy could not help with. I mean the guy does have sex with multiple women everyday, so there has to be something he is looking for.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM

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48 comments:

  1. MISCH7:02 AM

    Oh shut up

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  2. Now!7:03 AM

    @MISCH, I agree. What an ass.

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  3. J Ruth 7:07 AM

    This is so misleading, Enty. Come on. He was joking about how hard monogamy can be and the impact of marriage on your sex life. It's aggravating as a reader to see blatant twisting of the truth like this.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 AM

      @nope....+1

      I read an article (if u can call it that, it was small) at HuffPo Russell was indeed mocking monogamy. Even that "articles" title was misleading. A clicky trick used by most sites I suppose.

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  4. Seachica7:08 AM

    That's a bunch of BS. He married her, so you can't tell me she was uncap pealing to him. He's just bitter.

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  5. Meanie Rhysie7:09 AM

    Oh, Russell! Maybe your dick wasn't big enough for her!

    This kinda disappoints me. He kept his mouths shut for so long, I wonder what brought this on?

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  6. Quinn says...7:12 AM

    Classy guy

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  7. mygeorgie7:15 AM

    it's confirmed: Russell's a complete douche.

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  8. MM7:18 AM

    Bullshit. You're a douche canoe Russell. Shut up.

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  9. Kelly7:21 AM

    @nope I believe that. I saw him in an interview saying how amazingly perfect his ex wife's vagina was. He was really defending her hard.

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    1. J Ruth 7:26 AM

      I kinda like the guy so was bummed when I read the headline of this story and decided to do some research to see exactly what he said, and it's not at all as Enty portrayed it. I've been reading this site for a long time, but I'm starting to get fed up with stuff like this that is just blatantly twisted to be sensational and portray someone poorly.

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  10. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob7:26 AM

    Her pussy has to be wider than Sydney Leathers's ass, and his pecker is tinier than anything. They don't match at all.
    And yes, he is a short-dick douche.

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  11. Unknown7:27 AM

    Bitter much?

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  12. erika7:28 AM

    Peeuuuu!! Russell the sweat coming out of your gigantic pores reaks.....

    U STIN K!!!!!



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  13. auntliddy7:28 AM

    nope, its gossip, like telephone. always take with grain or two of salt.

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  14. Unknown7:30 AM

    Never talk shit about your ex and having sex with them. Even if what you're saying is true, you will look like a complete asshat.

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  15. Anonymous7:31 AM

    After seeing Russell in the raw, he's packed like a baby panda : it looks like a button on a fur coat. Not sure he could pleasure a gnat or plankton with that wee pinky.

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  16. DewieTheBear7:33 AM

    Wasn't there a blind at some point presumed to be about them, suggesting that the husband, who was sober, was having difficulties with the wife always wanting to be boozed up during sex?

    I don't trust the write up of what Russell said from "Enty," but if Brand said anything remotely suggesting that sex with her was bad, I can see it being due to something like that. He's kept pretty mum about things and tends to save his outrageousness for deserving targets.

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  17. msgirl7:34 AM

    It's disturbing that even after some commenters exposed how this story is twisted away from the truth, people are still bashing Russell. Nasty fake gossip taken as fact. This is becoming a daily factor here on Cdan, makes me sad.

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  18. DewieTheBear7:34 AM

    @Nope & @fancy, wish I had seen your comments first! Going to check out HP for that write up the comments :)

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  19. Della7:49 AM

    I don't know how anyone can have sex w/ him. He is not the slightest bit attractive. His personal hygiene is questionable and he is so annoying. Personality can make up for a lot and he doesn't even have that. Every time I see him my first thought is usually - what is the deal w/ his hair? It is obviously dirty. Is it a ladies hair style? WTF?

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  20. Danielle7:54 AM

    Oh yea he hated sex with her so much that he married her... ok.

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  21. Fluffy White Clouds7:59 AM

    Blimey, what a bunch of cocked up bollocks. Daft Emty.

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  22. The Dude8:00 AM

    Did his career tank? SOunds liek someone is trying to get back into the headlines.

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  23. Pharcyde8:10 AM

    Now if Katy Perry had come out and said this about him, all of you would agree. Not tell her to shut up or call her classy!

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  24. kgirl8:48 AM

    Way to twist what he actually said Enty. This is just a gossip blog, but it is always good to read for yourself.

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  25. warmislandsun8:52 AM

    He's a comedian with a dry, wry sense of humor. Get over it.

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  26. janele8:57 AM

    Sex in a wheelchair -- if you google it and Katy and Russell, you'll see stories where it was Russell's idea, and other stories saying it was Katy's idea.

    I don't know what to believe any more.

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  27. OKay9:02 AM

    FFS people, READ WHAT OTHER POSTERS HAVE SAID! Brand never said any such things about Katy. He DID rip on how hard monogamy is. That's all.

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  28. trudi9:02 AM

    Russell is so gross and pathetic he makes Mayer look like a prize.

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  29. JoElla9:04 AM

    @Nope, its all about the clicks now.

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  30. Seven of Eleven9:25 AM

    Lots of people skip over all of the comments and just post their own. I find more info in the comments than in the post, myself.

    Here's the HuffPo article.

    And here's what a douche Russell Brand is:

    In June, Brand spoke with Esquire U.K. about the challenges of marriage, saying he and his ex both "had a lot of options." Despite that, he insists he was always monogamous.

    "It's a hard-core thing, monogamy," he told HuffPost Live that same month. "It's a hard-core principle. But beautiful, and to be recommended. And if you make a commitment to it, you've got to do it. When I was married, monogamy straight down the middle. You can't mess around with that stuff."

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  31. Unknown9:28 AM

    @Seven of Eleven.....

    Thanks for posting the link, and ITA about learning more in comments than Enty's half-assed stories!

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  32. Tru Leigh9:30 AM

    It take two to tango, Rusty.

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  33. Anonymous9:33 AM

    that's it. i'm out. been reading this blog for ages and definitely noticed a distinct downturn in the quality of the site recently but blatant manipulation of a story into something not even resembling the truth to encourage more clicks has finally pushed me away.

    thanks for a fun few years but i definitely won't miss coming here.

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  34. Patty9:45 AM

    Enty De Jour, please read what one of weekend Entys posted in the reveals regarding Katy and Mayer. Now, your comments about being freaky with Mayer just don't match with what "you" previosly posted.



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  35. Henriette9:53 AM

    Russell Brandt did bash sex with Perry in his comic routine in San Francisco. It was only after he was approached by the media did he try to downplay what he said, so Enty is not making this up. This also confirms what Perry said Brandt was doing to her during their marriage, making fun of her in his stand-up routines. Brandt sounds like a passive-aggressive a-hole.

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  36. Penelope9:53 AM

    I read a few articles about this with his comments in context, and he's still a fucking asshole.

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  37. crila1610:14 AM

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  38. crila1610:15 AM

    Yeah...so a total male slut who can't go 5 minutes without sex, married a girl who was horrible in bed. I believe that one. Russell needs to tell that to the other Hollywood slut John Mayer...because he seems to want to keep going back for more, and I'm sure it's not because of Katy's awesome personality.

    I'm sure John Mayer will tell the world one day, so then we'll know for sure.

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  39. lostathome10:18 AM

    He's funny, but he's one of the most unattractive ppl I've ever seen in show biz. HE had to think of someone else?? I can only imagine what she had to think of.

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  40. megan00m10:46 AM

    Or maybe she just really does suck in bed. I think shes a gd poseur.

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  41. Unknown10:47 AM

    this is again something I do not understand if the sex was that bad why do you bother getting married in the first place esp when you Russell Brand are the sex addict

    and Nope I don't care what you think he said or didn't say

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    1. J Ruth 11:14 AM

      Thanks! You're sweet. Wasn't talking about what I thought though. Was actually reporting what real news outlets said. Hugs to you though.

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  42. Charlotte.12:41 PM

    @Nope, thanks for using logic.
    I like Brand. I'm liking Enty (Entities) less and less.

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  43. Krissie1:18 PM

    Katy Perry acted really immature after the divorce and talked trash about Russell in a lot of her music. I don't see what the big deal is if he wants to do the same.

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  44. Jenn12:15 PM

    She talked about him first, I think.
    He just sounds more intelligent because of the accent, and a more extensive vocabulary.

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  45. MadLyb8:51 PM

    He was doing a comedy bit. I've read the story, and in that context, and in the context of a former sex addict talking about monogamy, it really wasn't a diss against her. Love him!

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