Friday, August 23, 2013

Four For Friday - Strange Sex

I know school has started in a lot of places, but yesterday I saw some ad on Twitter that was encouraging teachers to already start planning their winter vacations. It is still August. I say you at least wait until after Labor Day to talk about winter vacations. The day after Labor Day is when all the Halloween stuff goes up, so then would be a good time to think about fall and winter. I will be posting all weekend and I do hope you will stop by for blind items and reveals from the archives. I have a couple that I have been pondering for the past few weeks. Oh, and if you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.

#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended.

#2 - Lindsay Lohan and this A list mostly movie actor who had sex with her before she even turned 18. I think she was 17, but it might have been 16. No one has ever been able to confirm it for sure. Oh, and he is an Academy Award winner/nominee.

#3 - Tila Tequila and this aging Academy Award winner who has always been known as a ladies man and will forever be A list. Apparently he ran into her at a Lakers game and someone told him that he should invite her over to his place. She stayed a week.

#4 - Anne Heche and this Academy Award winner/nominee who also will always be A list hooked up at the height of her craziness. He has said he had no idea what was going on and that she was "way too advanced for him." Probably makes his actress wife thrilled that she gets to have sex with him.

#5 - Jessica Simpson and this A+ list celebrity/rap star hooked up after he was brought in to maybe help her with some songs when she was thinking of going in a new direction. She made a confession to him and one thing led to another and they spent all night together. They did end up recording one track together which has never seen the light of day. I don't know if he told his celebrity wife about it.

#6 - Zac Efron and this B+ list celebrity/singer hooked up. As crazy as she is now, she told him that she was a virgin at the time. He is totally not her type but she had a crush and used everyone she knew in the industry to get his number.

57 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

2. Sean Penn
3.Jack Nickolson

MontanaMarriott said...

4. Harrison Ford
5.Jay Z

La Descarada said...

Jack Nicholson and Tila Tequila? Oh fuck me. Well with his old age I'm sure he needed to grab onto those rock hard bolted on franken titties to keep himself steady.

La Descarada said...

6. Demi Lovato

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised Tila left after a week...Jack's security probably had to force her out.

Unknown said...

1. Christian Bale

it took forever said...

Paris- Rpatz
Lindsay-Ben Affleck, wonder enty didnt mention brad pitt and britney,
Jessica -JayZ

Seven of Eleven said...

Teachers have to plan everything in advance. Good winter vacation slots are hard to come by.

#3 is definitely Jack Nicholson. He should watch out, though: even Larry King is afraid of her.

#5, Mr. Beyonce?

shopgirl said...

#1 RPatz
#6 Damn, I thought Efron was gay

sandybrook said...

3=Jack
5=JayZ
6=Ke$ha

LottaColada said...

#1 - R Patz

Unknown said...

Academy Award nominee/winners that have been linked to Lindsay: Jude Law, Benicio del Toro, Joaquin Phoenix, and James Franco.

I don't remember rumors about Affleck and LL, but it wouldn't shock me.

skimpymist said...

#1 daniel ratcliff
#3 george clooney
#5 snoop
#6 demi

Eros said...

Cosign +1. Great guesses!

msgirl said...

So definitive proof that Zac isnn't gay?

MollyMo said...

It's already been revealed that RPatz hooked up with Paris.

LottaColada said...

May I request Christopher Meloni? : )

charissemia said...

Amanda Bynes for the last one!

Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...

1 RPatz
2 Ben Affleck
3 Jack Nicholson
4 Harrison Ford
5 Jay no hyphen Z
6 Demi Lovato

VIPblonde said...

Happy Friday @Lotta!

DewieTheBear said...

I've seen Halloween candy and displays up for a week already. Depressing.

Lady Jay said...

1.
2.
3. Jack Nicholson
4. Harrison Ford
5. Jay-Z
6.

The Real Dragon said...

@VIP Thanks. I'm SVUing him right now DUN DUN.

LottaColada said...

I <3 you @VIP!!! You too @dragon ;)

MISCH said...

what about Steve Martin for #4

Kelly said...

I agree with all your guesses. I thought Bynes or Lovato for 6, but Kesha guess is good too.

jane3113 said...

Could #1 also be Tobey McGuire?

Dasha said...

Does Enty have a twitter or anything? I want to know if Christian Bale has ever actually been part of a blind item.

Reindyr said...

5-It's probably Jay Z, but to just for the sake of being thorough, maybe Usher? 'Confession' as the clue? You could technically call Tameka a celebrity, although I would not technically call Usher a rapper.
6-What about Miley? I initially thought Amanda as well, but she's not a singer. Demi fits too, but is she 'crazy' now? It seems like he's implying it in a crazy-for-sex way, even though she was a virgin back then...and Miley is all about the sex now, if any of the blinds on her are true.

JSierra said...

This thread is making my day. Dicks and Zac likes ladies!

Bacon Ranch said...

2 - Jude Law
4 - Steve Martin

Those are my .02

dee said...

#5 Jessica and The Dream from the Laney/Tricky Stewar/Harrelll combo around the time of Umbrella.

The Dream - Formerly married to Nivea then to Christinia Milian.

Reindyr said...

And I gotta ask, will people complain that this Four for Friday has six unknowns instead of the written in stone mandatory four?
Or could it be that answers 1-3 were all the same A list actor, keeping all the literal "he did a guest spot on Golden Girls 20 years ago, not all movie" people happy with a true four?

Whatever it is, I'm thankful for some fun ones to guess! xox

Wen said...

Didn't Blow hook up with Jack as well?

Miri said...

Probably. The question should be who hasn't hooked up with her.

Anonymous said...

Anne Heche is a freak in the sheets...Harrison Ford.

Groovy said...

#6 is Miley

Mrs. S. said...

#4 I am pretty sure is Steve Martin. Anne Heche was dating him before Ellen.

Katie said...

Efron is gay. Once again, Enty is "inning" gay actors.

mistang said...

Maybe that's why Affleck was really visiting Lilo. He had to remind her not to talk and he had to give her the check directly this time.
#1 - Has RPatz been in TV?
#2 - I thought Ben
#3 - Jack, but the Lakers clue might have been too obvious
#4 - I thought Harrison, but I don't understand the last sentence about the wife.
#5 - JayZ don't know any other A+ rap stars with celebrity wives
#6 - I like the Miley guess

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

#1 RPatz
#2 Benecio Del Toro
#3 Jack Nicholson
#4 Harrison Ford
#5 Snoop Dogg
#6 Demi Lovato

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Sean Penn for #2 is a good guess. hmm, Benecio was probably later,dang

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Steve Martin was never Oscar nominated. Can't be him and Anne. Harrison and Anne made their movie in '97 when Anne was with Ellen.

#6 - Zac and Rihanna?

skimpymist said...

Ugh I read a few moths ago on jessica and the rapper but I don't remember who it was. It was on hollywood streetkings. I'll find the article.

skimpymist said...

Pffft rihanna a virgin. Now that was the funniest thing I read all day.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Skimpy - LOL. True, but doesn't mean Ri couldn't claim she was a virgin. This could have been years ago at the height of the HSM crazy.

Unknown said...

What Dewie said. Enty must get his booze and food delivered, because Halloween stuff is up everywhere I shop.

The Flower Girl said...

#5- T.I.

cubsfan1990 said...

how do we know these are true? jw

Marco said...

1. R-Pat
2. Sean Penn
3. Jack
4. Dr. Jones
5. Jay-Z
6. GaGa

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@Lila and you know this about Zac Efron for a fact because... ???

cubsfan1990 said...

@dontpainonmyparada
because she prolly doesn't 90% of these people who comment like to act like they know shit, hence why they are guessing half the time.

No Agenda Groupie said...

1 RPatz
2 Ben Affleck
3 Jack Nicholson
4 Warren Beatty
5 Jay Z
6 ?

di butler said...

#6 is definitely NOT Miley, ya'll. My insider knowledge goes that far. Plus, don't be fooled by this, "she's outta control, wilding out, drugged into the danger zone" tabloids and what have you. She learned how to play and work in this biz, daddy taught her well, how to maneuver into what she wanted, & if anything, she's a workaholic who is driven. Some things are for show. That's all I can say. 😊

di butler said...

I think #6 is Ke$ha or Bynes, but what about the forgotten raccoon, Taylor Momsen?

cubsfan1990 said...

@di bulter
i highly doubt you have any insider knowledge, please go away.

mrjack said...

I agree with Lila. There is no way that Zac Efron is straight yet Enty keeps harping on about all the famous women he has slept with. Demi Moore and her potato head daughter?? Really??

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