Blind Item #8
This A+ list mostly movie actor was out with his wife at a club this past week. They are not really the clubbing type as they get older and they do have kids. Apparently they like to get their freak on though because the wife dragged her husband to the bathroom where they had sex. I would never imagine this actor doing this, but he was. This will be revealed. Maybe he was excited his movie was coming out?
Matt Damon?
ReplyDeleteA husband and wife had sex with each other??!! Shocking. Simply shocking.
ReplyDeleteWhy should only the singles have fun in the bathroom stalls?
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@Patty....
ReplyDeleteHahaha, yup.
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I second the Damon guess.
ReplyDeleteThere's no shame in a little marriage-based debauchery.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is he was excited about more than his movie coming out...
ReplyDeleteWith FOUR kids at home? Matt & Luciana deserve a medal and a relationship-advice show.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see that recent quote by Matt, about how hard it is to stay in shape for movies now, because Luciana '...won't dump me if I gain a few pounds...'
Oh! The feels! LOVE Matty D. Even more since he's been married.
Last night I dreamed that my boyfriend suddenly looked like Matt Damon. Win!
DeleteYes Get It
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon is a MOSTLY movie actor? Since when do a few guest shots on TV qualify him as just a MOSTLY movie actor? Hmmm?
ReplyDeleteBecause he does some TV work he is a mostly movie actor. Matt Damon and his wife.
ReplyDeleteMatt is a writer too, most recently "Promised Land" with John Krasinski. That could account for the "mostly movie actor."
ReplyDeleteHot!!
ReplyDeleteI have never understood the appeal of Matt. He may be a nice guy, but to me he has zero sexual attraction.
ReplyDeleteHe also did the "I'm fucking Matt Damon" thing for Kimmel = TV.
ReplyDeleteDenzel!
ReplyDelete@renoblondee Same here, don't see it. He seems like a good guy, but hot? No.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon was only hot in The Talented Mr. Ripley, all down hill after that one.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon was only hot in The Talented Mr. Ripley, all down hill after that one.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout Warren and Annette?
ReplyDeleteHugh Jackman?
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford & Calista ...has a movie coming out in a couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon looked pretty good in that speedo on Behind the Candelabra, I was impressed. Rob's hair looked best though. Bwhahaha! No.
ReplyDeleteI think this may be Matt too. If so, yehaw for them, but sex in a bar bathroom. Ewwwww, cooties!!
Behind the Candelabra was for HBO.
ReplyDeleteI know it's not TV, it's HBO, but that's still mostly movie.
Yes, if you do mainly movies but also appear on TV you are in fact, by defnitiion, a "mostly movie actor". I don't get the confusion.
ReplyDelete*definition. Proofreading is my friend...
ReplyDeleteDenzell & Pauletta?
ReplyDeleteAntonio Banderas. His new movie is "So Excited," and if this is him, then apparently he was.
ReplyDeleteThis blind... Who gives a fuck if it's revealed? We're up to 10 blinds a day now about the most assinine happenings in Hollywood. That's 9 blinds too many.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until tomorrow's blind about a C+ list reality star who yelled at their SO for leaving the toilet seat up. It'll probably be revealed too. /rant
Doesn't Harrison Ford have a movie coming out? He's still married to Ally McBeal, right?
ReplyDeleteWorst thing I've seen in nightclub toilets? The feet of some chick sticking out beneath the stall door. On her knees giving a messy blowie: I mean those toilets are DIRTY. Not as bad as Gerard Buttler having a fuck with a random in a music festival stall. THEY ARE the worst!
ReplyDeleteYou don't actually believe this is worthy blind material enty?! C'mon man!
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