Monday, August 05, 2013

Blind Item #7

"Yes, yes, I know you have a c**k and that you like looking at women with large breasts, but how about you help me with my bags since I am on a television show and she is probably a stripper or used to be or wants to be. Of course she probably would give you a more interesting tip."

B- list mostly television actress on a hit premium cable show.

30 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha.

    Jennifer Carpenter.

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    1. +1 I would recognize that attitude anywhere :)

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  2. I don't know, but I think I like this chick.

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  3. I think we lack the context to make any useful judgments.

    I also think that won't stop most of us from making them.

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  4. Hammaconda's gf, telling him to stop gawking and help with the groceries?

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    1. Just the mention of the amazing technicolor hammaconda makes me smile. :)

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  5. She may be entitled to help with her bags b/c she's a paying customer, but it sounds like she's implying that she's better than someone else just because she's on a TV show. That's not cool.

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  6. I feel like half this blind is missing?

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  7. Claire Danes I think the rating fits

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  8. Sometime you have to you ur forces

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  9. I think I had that conversation with my ex.

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    1. So I am answer to blind! Its megan00m!

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    2. @megan00m Didn't know you are on a television show! Lol. So are you also VIP/Analynne? Or are you, gasp, Kaley Cuoco?

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  10. I think this is hilarious, though I have no clue who it could be.

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  11. cosign JC - Claire Danes is not B- and I think the part about the other girl having large breasts (when JC is flat as a board) is a clue.

    IDK I love her.

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  12. Heidi Klum to her security guard/boyfriend...

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    1. Surely u kid! This guy is getting blown in limos, he aint looking anywhere else!!

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  13. Emilia Clarke? She was recently in LA for the TCA awards.

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  14. This sounds to me like something Lena Dunham would do, but has Enty ever called her a B-?

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  15. Dame Helen Mirren.

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  16. I like that she said cock instead of penis. Dirty.

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  17. OK -- I'm lost -- who is the Hammaconda?

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  18. I totally read this in the voice of Pam (True Blood)...Kristin Bauer van Straten?

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  19. Thank you, Swanky!

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  20. Sounds like something Deb would say.

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