Blind Item #7
"Yes, yes, I know you have a c**k and that you like looking at women with large breasts, but how about you help me with my bags since I am on a television show and she is probably a stripper or used to be or wants to be. Of course she probably would give you a more interesting tip."
B- list mostly television actress on a hit premium cable show.
Ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Carpenter.
+1 I would recognize that attitude anywhere :)
DeleteI don't know, but I think I like this chick.
ReplyDeleteChelsea
ReplyDeleteI think we lack the context to make any useful judgments.
ReplyDeleteI also think that won't stop most of us from making them.
Hammaconda's gf, telling him to stop gawking and help with the groceries?
ReplyDeleteJust the mention of the amazing technicolor hammaconda makes me smile. :)
DeleteShe may be entitled to help with her bags b/c she's a paying customer, but it sounds like she's implying that she's better than someone else just because she's on a TV show. That's not cool.
ReplyDeleteI feel like half this blind is missing?
ReplyDeleteSookeh?
ReplyDeleteClaire Danes I think the rating fits
ReplyDeleteSometime you have to you ur forces
ReplyDeleteI think I had that conversation with my ex.
ReplyDeleteSo I am answer to blind! Its megan00m!
Delete@megan00m Didn't know you are on a television show! Lol. So are you also VIP/Analynne? Or are you, gasp, Kaley Cuoco?
DeleteI think this is hilarious, though I have no clue who it could be.
ReplyDeletecosign JC - Claire Danes is not B- and I think the part about the other girl having large breasts (when JC is flat as a board) is a clue.
ReplyDeleteIDK I love her.
Heidi Klum to her security guard/boyfriend...
ReplyDeleteSurely u kid! This guy is getting blown in limos, he aint looking anywhere else!!
DeleteEmilia Clarke? She was recently in LA for the TCA awards.
ReplyDeleteI like her too.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds to me like something Lena Dunham would do, but has Enty ever called her a B-?
ReplyDeleteDame Helen Mirren.
ReplyDelete@Elissa, why not?
ReplyDeleteI like that she said cock instead of penis. Dirty.
ReplyDeleteOK -- I'm lost -- who is the Hammaconda?
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm's penis
ReplyDeleteI totally read this in the voice of Pam (True Blood)...Kristin Bauer van Straten?
ReplyDeleteThank you, Swanky!
ReplyDeleteSounds like something Deb would say.
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