Blind Item #10
This foreign born former B list mostly movie actress who is still a B- and still has a really big accent was telling someone the other day that she dated this former A list mostly movie actor who used to be a heartthrob back in the day and is now a beat up, plastic surgery getting guy who still does get action gigs. Anyway, she said they only dated for a bit because he always wanted her to use this foot long toy on him. Yeah. She is a sharer. This will be revealed.
Mickey Rourke and???
ReplyDeleteNemesis - great minds think alike! You won it by a hair! X
DeleteFoot long, makes me think of Mickey Rourke. I hope she used lube.
ReplyDeleteIs Bai Ling B list?
ReplyDeleteShe's the definition of D list
DeleteHUGH JACKMAN
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke is not foreign.
ReplyDeleteChoose to lose : foreign born actress, not actor.
DeleteThe chick was foreign not the dude.
ReplyDeleteselma hayak and ??
ReplyDeleteEdward Norton!!
DeleteNooooooooo!
DeleteJASON STATHAM!
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke.
ReplyDeleteoh i think nemisis got it: bai ling and mickey rourke
ReplyDeleteOhh!!! Did I finally get one? And was first???
ReplyDeleteNemesis - you WERE the first. You tore the hymen on that one.
DeleteBai Ling is B list? Never.
ReplyDeleteif brooke hogan is B list, then bai ling is too.
ReplyDeleteThe guys pretty much has to be Rourke. All the details fit to a tee.
ReplyDeleteAS for the woman, how about Julie Delpy? She has had a pretty solid career, you can still hear her french accent also. Plus with 'Before Sunset' she is much closer to a B than Bai Ling.
Julie looks like she's missing a chromosome and a burns victim. She's so ug she makes my vagina invert.
DeleteImpossible for it to be Julie Delpy. They just live in different worlds.
DeleteOn one side she must be attracted by Rive Gauche hipsters with little to no muscles while he must be only into bikini models and cocktail waitresses, brains optional.
penelope cruz and tom cruise?
ReplyDeleteI wish
What about Stallone? The action gig part made me think of him and his surgery is pretty bad.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this exactly like the Diddy blind? The size of the strap-on is the same and everything.
ReplyDeleteBrigitte Nielsen & Sly
ReplyDeleteNevermind, I read dated as married. Stupid blind eye!
ReplyDeleteI thought of Penelope cruz and Tom too but is she B list?
ReplyDeleteVan Damne and Bai Ling
ReplyDeleteI think it could be Stratham - he was in Crank with Bai Ling and has been rumored to be bi-sexual
ReplyDeletePenelope Cruz and TommyGirl.
ReplyDeleteSo does a guy liking a strap on make them gay? It seems pretty gay but idk.
ReplyDeleteI think that liking stuff in the butt is different than being attracted to dudes... Just my opinion as a guy
DeleteI think Sly is the action star. What has Mickey done that was action? The Wrestler wasn't really an action film.
ReplyDeleteSomebody with an accent and Sean Penn. No other reason to show his beat up ass in the photos today.
ReplyDelete...a foot long? Holy hell...where does he put it???
ReplyDeleteOuch.
for some reason I thought Penelope Cruz, too, but I thought of Matthew Mcconaughey for the guy.
ReplyDeleteMickey and what her name with the big knockers from Modern family
ReplyDeleteI agree, Salma Hayek and Mickey Rourke.
ReplyDeleteI would say Tom and Penelope but Tom is not beat up looking. The work he's gotten done has been pretty stellar. So im jumping on the mickey Rourke or gary busey bandwagon. Nick nolte is my added guess.
ReplyDeleteMcConaughey has been looking beat up lately but he seems to young for plasyic surgery...
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