Today's Blind Items - My Brother-In-Law Would be Better
When this couple got together, they definitely had plans for children. The A list celebrity husband thought they would make them the old-fashioned way, but the A list mostly movie actress said no to that very quickly. That would involve far too much sex and you could never be sure whether it would work so then you would just be forced to keep having sex. She had a much better idea. Surrogacy. She knew just the person and was an old family friend. So, our celebrity thought to himself, well at least it will be my sperm so I will have a child. Not so fast said the actress. She felt that his medical history was not really suitable to fathering children who were likely to succeed. Her genes were impeccable so she would be the mother, but she had someone in mind who would be a far better candidate. Her brother-in-law. Great health and mind and body and just the perfect person. Yes, of course she had one quick fling or two or three with him, but, this was about the future and making sure their children were exquisite. Well, her children really. Yes, sure, she would not see much of them right now because she was far too busy, but, in the future, when they were of an age to talk and be nice companions she would speak to them.
Nicole Kidman
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman and Keith Urban?
ReplyDelete^^Yep
ReplyDeleteHitler had a sister that moved to Hollywood and became an actress?
ReplyDeleteOh, right. Nicole Kidman^^^
Beyonce and J-sleeze
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman - in the DM celebrating her birthday at her brother-in-laws house. Lots of pics of the BIL.
ReplyDeleteAGREED!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they named their daughter this way:
ReplyDeleteKeith: *mutters under his breath* "You are seriously a C U next Tuesday."
Nicole: "What did you just say?"
Keith: "Tuesday! I think we should name our daughter Tuesday!"
Ha ha Kloie, brilliant!
DeleteThat was awesome!! LOL!
DeleteThis has Nicole written all over it - even the tone of the writing.
ReplyDeleteKeith has the most random facts in his trivia section on IMDB. I particularly enjoy the part on his pet peeves: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1236707/bio
ReplyDeleteBy "good genes" she meant brains, right? Because kidman's brother-in-law kinda looks like something that crawls out of the boggs at night and steals your children.
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Also only thing weird with it being the "brother in law" is according to Wiki, Nicole's kids were conceived when her sister was in between marriages.
ReplyDelete@Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas, I think that one of the Enties looked at the DM, saw the pictures of Kidman's BIL, and made up the entire blind. This is a little over the top for me.
ReplyDelete@karen, that makes sense to me. It's a little much..
DeleteOh pooh! #teamnic
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely Nicole and Keith.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought Nicole was raped by the head of the scientology church, and he abused her so badly, that she was internally damaged and couldn't have kids.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling bullshit
ReplyDeleteWhaaaa crila?
ReplyDeleteScientilogy teaches you shit like this Nicole? No matter what when I was reading this I thought GOOP and Chris but everyone here makes sense with Nicole.
ReplyDeleteThe affair with the brother is, easily, the hardest thing about this to believe. The physical contact, the body fluids... I just canNOT picture Nicole Kidman -- errr, this woman, WHOEVER she is, rolling around in the sheets with anyone.
ReplyDeleteSo, avoiding her husband's addiction genes? That makes way more sense.
LOL for a second I thought maybe we were talking about Keith Urban's brother.. he seem to have one, called Shane.
ReplyDeleteA word to the wise - DO NOT GOOGLE HIM - if you thought Antonia's husband is ugly, you will die seeing Shane Urban... KIWF
@L, what the hell! Keith isn't exactly hotness but damn!
DeleteI don't believe this one at all. Both of Nicole's daughters look just like Keith. Ain't buying it Enty.
ReplyDeleteGwenth and Chris?
ReplyDeleteI thought the medical issue was Keith's addiction struggle. Nic IS a control freak.
ReplyDeleteBut I agree with Karen, this blind's a bit of a bridge too far, imo.
Slightly OT, but what are the chances that either Nicole or Beyonce have EVER changed a dirty diaper?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought so.
@MichaelaK - I warned you gurl!!
ReplyDeleteKidman. She didn't even do a good job of faking a pregnancy. One day she had a bump,the next day she was flat as a pancake again.She was out shopping 5 days after she was supposed to have given birth wearing white capris and a crop top showing off her perfectly flat and toned stomach. I don't understand why she even bothered getting more children,she doesn't seem to have any more interest in these kids than she had in Tom's kids.
ReplyDeleteSooo she hates sex, but had an affair on the side? Nah. Seems weird. Or Keith is just terrible in bed xD
ReplyDeleteDon't think this is Nic although it sounds like her. Not sure if the timing works with Antonia's divorce.
ReplyDeleteSandybrook, Nic isn't a Scientologist
Faith, the youngest, is 100 percent Kidman. She looks nothing like Urban at all.
ReplyDeleteI want this to be Nic/Keith but I don't think she would f Keith's brother. Keith is def the better looking one in the family plus the brother has the same genes Keith does so........
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's GOOP because her kids definitely have some Chris Martin in them.
Not sure who this could be though...
wow control freak
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely Nicole. They should be announcing divorce soon ... right?
ReplyDeleteEnty seems to have it in for Nicole and spins everything as her doing or her fault. There were blurry pics of her coming out of fertility clinics so somehow I doubt this was her.
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't there any blinds of her husband's drug fuelled nights and blacking out and ending up in random hotel rooms?? This happened more than a couple of times. And she gave him another chance.
He's not ugly, he's aged naturally.
ReplyDeleteyou guys aren't used to people without botox are you
This screamed Mimi to me
ReplyDeleteKeith Urban looks a lot like his brother if you look at him before Hollywood got to him.
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