A man has been photographed in Ohio placing his peen on top of sandwich bread in a Columbus Subway. Yes, so if you have eaten in a Subway in Columbus you might want to check your sandwich for any odd hairs that showed up baked into your bread. The workers then decided to post the photos to Instagram, to make the world aware of what happens when they are not making your sandwiches.
I'm not sure why anyone is shocked this behavior goes on in stores. The two Subway workers were fired and Subway released a statement saying it is not typical. You know, just like they really thought their sandwiches were a foot long and are shocked they were only 10 or 11. These guys should not have done it, but are you surprised they did? They make minimum wage in a job they probably dislike. They are young and bored and have no loyalty to the company so of course they are going to do ridiculous, stupid stuff to the food there which is scary and makes you want to eat at home with only things that you have actually plucked from the ground yourself because if you did not pluck it, some guy making 25 cents a bushel to pick your fruit might have got ticked off that he did not get an umbrella for the heat and peed over the strawberries. Like you don't think that has ever happened in the history of fruit picking? I consider it a success to go out to eat and not get food poisoning. Anything other than that is a win.