Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Getting Paid $2M From Oprah

If you have ever wondered if you could hit rock bottom and still have someone pay you millions of dollars as a reward, you have to look no further than Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay, who has not done anything worthy in many years and has snagged barely enough roles as an actress to call herself one in the past several years has probably spent more time behind bars and in rehab the past few years than actually acting. She is a convicted thief. She is a drug addict. She is addicted to booze. She is an escort. She is a habitual liar. She is a really bad driver and lies to the police on a fairly frequent basis. Despite all of this, Oprah is handing Lindsay $2M to star in this reality series and to be interviewed. Who says crime does not pay? Lindsay is certainly an example to women everywhere that as long as you have a bit of fame and are willing to do whatever it takes to stay famous that you have a chance at a huge payday.

57 comments:

Della said...

Gives me another reason to dislike Oprah. It's for sure now, I don't like her.

Unknown said...

Wow...someone's cranky this morning.

Maybe the IS in your sentences might be WAS-es now. And is she not worthy of redemption, or does she serve a life sentence for her fuck ups? I hope Oprah's mercenaries bound and gag Dina, send Lindsay over to Iyanla's house, and get her back on her feet.

LottaColada said...

I guess the price of ass 2 ass went up.

auntliddy said...

Lets see, 2 million divided by 2 grubby greedy parents, subtracting cost of drug habit = the money gone in a month. If that.

Anonymous said...

I think this says more about Oprah then it does Lindsay.

Kels said...

!!!! I totally agree

libby said...

SEAN--Well put. This is how O spends her money?
Oprah needs to give it up if her network is failing enough to stoop to THIS. Find a new hobby. Hell, join the Today show if you just have to f'ing work. They'd probably let her control everything if she asked for the job. 'Cause I think that's what O's about--power & control. Certainly NOT quality programming, sheesh.

Unknown said...

For whyyyyy, Oprah?
Ugh.

DewieTheBear said...

I still doubt Lindsay will live long enough to see this project through to fruition.

Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...

Lindsay is like a cockroach. She will outlive us all

DewieTheBear said...

Cher will outlive us all. Lindsay not survive her first post-rehab bender.

Tyger Lilly said...

Does that $2M include drug budget or are they just going to be supplied on the craft services table? And this story gives no mention to how much the rest of the family (including Dina) will be paid for appearing on this heavily edited, scripted reality show. That's assuming a single family member (besides Lindsay) can follow a script. I HIGHLY doubt Dina is going to accept scale for any of them, because they're ALL fantastically talented and misunderstood.

Gayeld said...

Bada bing!

Anothergrayhare said...

Note to self: What us 40/50 somethings think of as sexy hair looks like absolute hell. Must brush more.

auntliddy said...

tyger, I think you are forgetting that Dina is in the "biz", so she knows how to get a good deal. God I can hardly type that without laughing!!!! bunch of ass balloons!

Unknown said...

LOL maybe Oprah is getting more than just a series of interviews... :D Hello Gail, Oprah, and Lindsay! ha!

MISCH said...

And this is why we'll never be rid of her...all I can say is DON'T WATCH.

Pip said...

Jax needs to take some midol before posting anymore stories.

megan00m said...

Why doesn't o put that cash into Lisa Ling's "OUR AMERICA" that show is so good..instead of this skank.

Unknown said...

Oprah is desperate for ratings and acknowledgement. He'll of a way to get it though by wasting 2 mil, hey Oprah, sent it my way, I know I can put it to better use!

DomBarbie said...

MzHarley here - was totally thinking the same!

DomBarbie said...

MzHarley here - was totally thinking the same!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Oprah has 2 mil in her junk drawer and wallet. Nothing to her.

Brian said...

Now who is the desperate whore?

Count Jerkula said...

That 2 mill is prolly advance pay for Oprah's ass2ass sessions w/ the Lohag. I think her and Gayle gonna make an Oreo cookie w/ Lindsay

esseva said...

This really pisses me off Oprah!

Unknown said...

lol exactly what i thought @ count jerkula!

Carolyn said...

Ass balloons, hahahaha, love it Auntliddy!

On the topic itself, I agree with Sean. Of course Lindsay will take 2 million for this. Heck, I would take 2 million to star in my own reality show! Says more about Oprah that she will pay it.

Silly Girl said...

Yet another reason to be SO OVER Oprah! Why she's still even relevant is beyond me.

bar fly said...

Aaaaaand that made my morning :)

erika said...

rancid bitch....

$2 mil? how about your self integrity? can't buy that. ll- the world DESPISES your very existence, when are ya going to call it quits and drop off this earth?

she musta hooker F****ed some evil entity/incubus who then granted her 500 lives, she's close to death....but...ahhh nope!

is Oprah the supposed evil entity????

Topper Madison said...

@Anothergrayhare Haha! Note taken.

STELLA ! said...

Boycott Oprah!

Diamond Girl said...

At least if it's on OWN, no one will see it.

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parissucksliterally said...

what the FUCK?

Oprah, you and Ryan Seacrest need to drive off a cliff together.

Anonymous said...

digusting, and we wonder why we have the Kraptrashians and Farrah Fucking
Abraham in our faces.

Diana said...

She keeps getting put on the air because she is such a hot mess - it's entertainment. This family is nuts. Crazy people get air time.

MichaelaK said...

{{{SHUDDER}}}

lazyday603 said...

A year from now somebody will ask, "So Oprah, do you regret funding that final bender that finally killed Lindsay Lohan? Was the boost in ratings worth it?"

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

God, this is sweet. I've been anti-Oprah forever. She looks like a complete fool doing this.

car54 said...

Wendy Williams just talked about this on her show--in addition to the 2 million, Oprah is putting Lindsey up in a condo for the filming so she doesn't have to show her real home on TV, and is providing 2 paid assistants and a stylist.

Nice work if you can get it, lol. Wendy speculated it would take about 2 months to film 8 episodes.

J Ruth said...

There is so much great television and I already feel like I can't watch half of what I want to see. Who has the time to waste on this crap? And who is watching the Kardashians? Breaking Bad is about to come back, y'all!

Ja'mie King said...

Me too. Speaks volumes.

Ja'mie King said...

Oprah should just have given the 2 mil directly to Dina and Lilo's dealers, because that's where it's all gonna end up. I'd rather her do that, then actually go through with this dumb show, though I guess it means work for the crew people? As if any crew members would want to work on that show.

I know it's wrong, but a small part of me hopes Lilo binges and ends up in the hospital or worse as a result of this. It will tarnish Oprah's reputation (which has been declining steadily thanks to her Rhianna and Bobbi Kristina "interviews") and Lilo will either be forced into rehab again or 6 feet under. Sorry, as someone who has dealt with addiction for many years, I got no sympathy for her get-out-of-jail card carryin ass.

Alli G. said...

Those bitches sure don't deserve $2mil but I can see why they got that. There is unfortunately interest in this crackhead's life, I mean here we are posting about her. So, I do kind of see why she would get that kind of pay for what will be a straight disaster of a show. She sure better bring in those ratings though or bitch is done.

I still see her and Dina fucking this all up to hell and incurring the wrath of Oprah. Unless these bitches are serious (their not) Lindsey and Dina will be done after this stint, trust.

Cecilia00 said...

And when she skips filming, or is late, gets in trouble, violates her probation AGAIN, trashes the condo, acts like a brat, refuses to honor the terms of the contract, makes everyone involved in the project miserable...I'll be sure to tell Oprah "I told ya so."

Mango said...

Oprah is putting Lindsey up in a condo for the filming so she doesn't have to show her real home on TV

Why, because her real home looks like something on "Hoarders"?

Oprah, you're a sucker! White Oprah's gonna bleed you dry.


Stylemaverick said...

O. M. G.
O_O
Brainbleach plz.

Count Jerkula said...

Oprah is paying for a condo? Well I hope her lawyers are good enough to get her out of the charges for funding a brothel. Patriot Act aint yer friend O.

OKay said...

This pisses me off. Oprah wouldn't pay to keep the soaps on the air, but for THIS she's digging in the couch cushions?

Anonymous said...

fuck oprah

Samantha M. said...

When I first heard this, naive little me thought "Oh good! Oprah has set this whole thing up but it's really just a televised way to get Lindsay away from her parents and to the help she needs." And then I realized Dina was in on it. And all the other enabling shit. I can't stand Oprah, but for a quick second I had really, truly hoped that she was going to accomplish with money and brute strength what no one else would or could - cleaning up Lindsay Lohan. Now Oprah will be lucky not to have Lindsay's blood on her hands.

Maggie said...

I bet after she gets paycheck for oprah she will be found dead of drug OD in 3 months.

Sandy said...

Oprah is really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. And Dina is beside herself with joy at the prospect of more drug money, more opportunities to make scenes at stores and restaurants, and the hope that someone will give HER a talk show (hey, if Pimp Mama Kris can get one, so can her comrade in The Shameless Exploitation of Offspring!).

Yeah, this is going to end well.

Goodnight said...

Hot damn, Oprah is a classy bitch.

Goodnight said...

@Maggie

Exactly what I was thinking. She's either going to live forever or OD on the paycheck from this hot mess.

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