Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Drugs Found On Justin Bieber's Tour Bus

Justin Bieber was not on board his tour bus at the time it was stopped at the US/Canadian border, but there were enough drugs on there to make everyone happy. A drug sniffing dog got a whiff of drugs and border officers searched the bus and found pot and other drugs and drug paraphernalia and issued a ticket to the driver of the bus. You know, because he is the guy who is making the least amount of money on the bus so it is only fair that he gets stuck with the citation and the body cavity search everytime he tries to cross the border in the future which will lead to delays which will lead to him losing his job. Meanwhile, Bieber was expected to take his private jet and meet up with the tour bus after flying back for Selena Gomez's 21st birthday party where he sprung for a gas station rose.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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20 comments:

SKOR said...

2nd vote for a Beebs-free August.

8:00 AM
Unknown said...

bieber sucks. i hope selena hit it and quit it.

8:01 AM
Anonymous said...

Ok, now I'm starting to feel insulted. Does the new Enties think we are mentally retarded? Seriously.......this post is bullshit. My 7 year old can come up with better gossip from the antics her second grade class.

8:04 AM
Unknown said...

I think they were together a little longer than to qualify as a "hit it and quit it" kinda deal?

8:08 AM
Bacon Ranch said...

Boo hoo, the driver had to know what was going on.
In other news, a place where Willie Nelson once took a sh*t was shut down for health code violations yesterday.
Please.

8:08 AM
Kels said...

Just a citation? I need to get to Canada brah.

8:12 AM
HJ said...

In other news, water is wet.

9:10 AM
Anotheramy said...

I would like to find a band tour bus that didn't have drugs on it. Maybe some christian rock group whose mothers tour with them or something.

9:15 AM
Unknown said...

It can be so brutal, in my hometown in Canada there was a guy who was drunk driving at work in a company truck and hit and killed a family of 5. He won't even serve 5 years in prison. He had a water bottle full of vodka cause 'he was stressed from his job'. Yep. Our sentencing is a joke.

9:17 AM
Kels said...

Well that doesn't sound very good... Errr alcohol is dangerous.

9:20 AM
Peeka said...

Long time reader, first time commenter. Didn't this happen at least a month ago? I remember hearing about it...

9:24 AM
OneGirlRevolution said...

@Svetlana...

On the flip side, you don't have millions of idiots running around with concealed guns.

So there's that.

(Not saying you don't appear to need way harsher DUI laws.)

9:27 AM
OneGirlRevolution said...

Gah...that parenthetical was horribly worded.

9:28 AM
Unknown said...

Yeah it is. That shit is actually bad. Carrying a few joints on you....not actually bad

9:29 AM
Unknown said...

Yeah there are good and bad sides to it. Personally I'm scared shitless about guns. Our sentences are dumb, and the worst part is at this point our laws are getting dumber and dumber. Hopefully they end up just as non-enforced as our DUI and sex offender laws

9:33 AM
Unknown said...

Hi @peeka! I think so. I guess this happened to Rihanna here as well

9:34 AM
lazyday603 said...

Tour buses need to carry those backpack size drones the military uses. Stop a couple miles before the border, load all the drugs on the drone & send it high in the air so it can't be heard on the ground. Cross the border, land the drone on the roof & get back to the party.

9:56 AM
auntliddy said...

Lazy totally on to something!!!!! Why didnt babypants hide drugs in his diaper?

12:02 PM
Jenn said...

Does this mean they're not gonna take his ass back? Dammit.

1:24 PM
NaughtyNurse said...

Obviously the guy abuses drugs...AND I can't stand the little prick. However, he wasn't on the bus! I am sure he doesn't even own the bus! I am sure there are numerous buses affiliated with his tour! I am not sure I can continue reading mindless gossip written by somebody so mindless.

4:52 PM

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