Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Do Not Marry Anna Benson

I know none of you watched Baseball Wives because if anyone had, the show would probably still be on the air. VH-1 does not ask for more than a hundred or so viewers for any of their shows, so presumably I was the only one watching it. One thing I noticed in the show is that Anna Benson was not like the other wives. Anna was always on edge and had that look in her eye that said she was going to kill her husband if he ever stepped over some imaginary line that only she knew. Yesterday Anna was arrested after going to her soon to be ex-husband's house and holding him hostage with a gun and a metal baton until he gave her money. A judge had ordered her out of the marital home so she needed some money and a place to live. Her husband, former pitcher Kris Benson said he would get some and then ran out of the house and called police. Anna has three kids with Kris and is a former stripper. The couple has gone through many divorce proceedings but always manage to get back together. This one might be the deal breaker though.

21 comments:

a non a miss said...

I actually know one of the Baseball Wives, but out of respect, I will not tell you who.

Tyler said...

Damn. He needs to get those 3 kids away from her if she has them.

FSP said...

This is the same bitch who threatened to sleep with the entire team if she caught him cheating.

libby said...

I heard she used a 2 for 1 coupon at Chipotle.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Oooh is it NeNe?

Unknown said...

And in crazy news, Amanda Bynes just showed up to court wearing a turquoise wig...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2358845/Amanda-Bynes-arrives-court-wearing-turquoise-wig-sloppy-workout-gear-face-judge-marijuana-bong-throwing-case.html


dunno how to make clicky

Tyler said...

Found an article giving the details of her arrest and supplying her mug shot. I love this line: "Anna has always seemingly had a screw loose.." lmao

Anna Benson Arrested

a non a miss said...

I really wish I could let it slip but I just have way to much respect and admiration for her and the show.

HAHAHA wow that was incredibly difficult to type.

Sarah said...

She sounds crazy, but if she didn't have any money and was forced out of their home, where was she supposed to go?
Sometimes there are no financial provisions made while you're awaiting the hearing date. It is not always fair to a financially dependent party.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

The headline is wrong, I don't know why I should marry a former stripper with three kids attached. She is cute, but the cons are overwhelming.

Cathy said...

She looks like Megan Fox and Christina Ricci had a daughter together.

Unknown said...

I have to admit that I watched the show and this absolutely does not surprise me in the least. I always had a feeling that she would snap (more than she did on camera) and I hope that he takes her craziness seriously or else he will end up dead.

JisforMe said...

OH...and did you see her mug shot. Looks like she's on meth.

car54 said...

She looks like she could go all Lorena Bobbit on him...hope he is wearing a cup.

Hope they give him custody.

Count Jerkula said...

@FSP: And she showed up at the Mets X-Mas party dressed up as a Santa Ho which got her hubby traded a couple weeks later.

Halloweenie said...

Ugh. Anything Wives annoys the hell out of me. You do know that you can be someone other than a "wife" right? FFS

Shinobi Jedi said...

Racist to whom? I'm curious..

Shinobi Jedi said...

Racist to whom? I'm curious..

OKay said...

@Blister especially since most of them aren't even wives! They're all divorced!

Gentleman, for god's sake, YOU DON'T MARRY STRIPPERS OR HOOKERS!

Mango said...

888 said...

What's wrong with being a wife, Blister? U mad because nobody will marry you? Hell, I'm the biggest racist and hater on the planet and I had to beat the men off with a stick...are you deformed? Retarded? Besides, why work if you don't have to?


@ 888 - That's because the men probably outnumber the females at the KKK compound in which you pitch your tent. You narrowly edged out a moose in terms of desirability. Oh, and charm.

Halloweenie said...

Can't believe I missed this followup. 888 -- Mango NAILED your stupid racist ass to the wall. The only reason you had to beat men off with a stick is because the prison gave you a long handled spoon during kitchen duty.

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