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This A+ list mostly movie actor has a kink that has gone unnoticed until his wife was spotted at the Hustler store on Sunset recently. She purchased a few things including handcuffs and a paddle. She asked the salesperson lots of questions about the handcuffs and how easily you could get out of them and how much the paddle would hurt and said she was trying to spice things up.
Not buying this one at all.
ReplyDelete...how is it the actor's kink if his wife bought the toys?
ReplyDeleteRobert Downey Jr.!
ReplyDeletean easy one.. Michael J Fox
ReplyDeleteAll of today's news/blinds have been very anticlimactic.
ReplyDeleteWell that was rather tame.
ReplyDeleteYou wanna know what kinky is by old Hollyweird standards? Google Charles Laughton sandwich.
DeleteHow is it a kink he has, when the wife is in a porn shop clueless and saying she's trying to spice things up?
ReplyDeleteTo be it sounds like they are trying something new, as couples should, so their sex life doesn't stagnate.
P.S. I would have gone for the riding crop. Can't do a quick zap to the titties or thighs with a paddle. I hope she got a cool paddle, one that imprints "SLUT" or "PIG" when used. Them things are awesome. The riding crop I had made a lil hand print. That stuff makes for more interesting pictures.
Agreed Count. Thank goodness for my trusty riding crop.
Delete@Renoblondee, that's what I thought, too. Handcuffs and a paddle seem like the lowest rungs on the kink ladder. What else did she get? Massage oil? THE HORROR!
ReplyDeleteHow is it that the actor has a kink when his wife's just buying basically a "starter kit" and asking newbie questions about it?
ReplyDeleteIt sounds more like, "This couple is looking to try something new in the bedroom." and, really, unless it involves a hamster and duct tape, who frikking cares?
Jonathan: this just made me think of Lemmiwinks.
DeleteSounds like this Enty hasn't had sex in so long that she doesn't know what's average or kinky.
ReplyDeleteThe kink seems to be he doesn't enjoy fucking her much and she wants more spice in her life. That said Ben Affleck.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a PR stunt and someone needs a "story"
ReplyDelete@sandybrook, if the rumors are true that Jennifer Garner is pregnant with their fourth kid, I doubt that she needs any help getting Ben to perform his husbandly duties.
ReplyDeletemy sex life must be more intense than Enty's sex life if to have sex with his partner and try something of new is a kink
ReplyDeleteI heart the salespeople at Hustler Hollywood! Someone must have been following this woman around the store and eavesdropping, because those peeps would never snitch. Oh, and @Count: They don't carry a "Pig" paddle, but they do have the "slut" one ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a lame blind. First of all there are a pleuthora of online shops she could have vistited in the privacy of her home. No need to go to the store...
ReplyDeleteThe store only comes in handy when purchasing dildoes and vibrators... you need to see the actual size and test the vibes (turn it on) pre-purchase.
Get back to me when she's buying rubber/latex fists, strap-ons and liquid latex.
Yeah--unless she was there at his request, how is this even about him?
ReplyDeleteAnd paddles/handcuffs, jaded ol' me is yawning. ;-)
It has probably been so long since Fugazi Enty got any dick, if she goes commando while wearing a skirt and coughs, she gonna get dust on her shoes.
ReplyDeleteCount, based on this comment alone, I want to high five you. When a satisfied lady coughs, all that should hit her shoes is pecker snot.
Delete@Karen I forgot about that. Yeah Adam and Eve sells all that shit on-line and I bet if I tried hard enough Amazon and ebay do too
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think this is just a summer interrn writing this for school credit during vacation time or a permanent spot?
ReplyDeleteAnd if anyone doesn't already have a Jimmyjane, You're welcome
ReplyDelete@Karen Edible underwear! GAH!
ReplyDelete@sandybrook, only if it's a high school intern. I'd assume that a college student has writing skills that are good enough to get into college.
ReplyDeleteDef Abe Vigoda
ReplyDelete@vip: I just saw a similar one on a cam whores wishlist. (I am fascinated by the stuff porn whores and cam whores put on their wishlists and the marks who actually buy them EXPENSIVE crap.)
ReplyDeleteAmazon link SFW
I enjoy the lil sketches on the side of how to use it.
Whatever happened to the sanctity of porn shops??? Who are these people reporting what goes on there? For SHAME, is nothing sacred anymore?
ReplyDeleteThis is why celebrities can't have nice things.
ReplyDeleteThere aren't any happily married A+ list mostly movie actors who still sleep with their wives, except for Hugh Jackman and Matt Damon.
ReplyDeleteHow much would the paddle hurt? WTF kind of a dumbass question is that? It will depend how hard you hit....
ReplyDeleteChristian Bale. There's stuff all over datalounge how he likes (or liked) dom and sub stuff.
ReplyDeletePay for play Domme here. Lots of guys have kinks that either they hide from their wife or gently try to introduce to her. For whatever reason, the really kinky stuff they try to ease wives in to - eg 'maybe you could rub my asshole a bit?' When they really want to get rammed up the ass with a strap-on. Totally possible that this guy IS really kinky but the wife is only getting her first taste....
ReplyDelete@Unknown: Is getting pegged one of the most popular reasons for a guy to go to a Domme? Like what are the top 3 -5 kinks that guys request during sessions?
ReplyDeleteI may have too many questions. If any Pro Dommes would entertain some questions in private, I could work this into an article for my pal's porn blog. Email if interested.
It could be done anonymously or if you have a website you work from, we could link it.
Just throwing it out there.
ur famous and just walk into a store and pick up kinky shit?
ReplyDeletenone of them order online?
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ReplyDeleteI am an assistant buyer for an adult store....those are the lamest things you can get. LOL! =D
ReplyDelete@Dasha: according to Datalounge,he's the former Christian Grey LOL
ReplyDeleteSounds like the juicy gossip is that there is a--GASP--happily married couple in Hollywood!
ReplyDeletePlease be Jenn and Ben! <3
ReplyDeleteHandcuffs, so very kinky, but this is the Enty that thinks feeling your girl up is pervy, so there you have it.
These comments are fascinating! I saw a TV show once where a character got a job as a cam girl after a comicon-type lady told her about wishlists. That's how I got my dishwasher! So interesting: I'll buy you a blender if you let me watch you sit on a cake wearing a nurse's uniform.
Suki Suki Now. That's wat up
ReplyDeleteThis is so benign. A married couple getting their freak on should be celebrated.
ReplyDeleteVIPblonde's link looks intriguing. Unfortunately, my first try at buying a toy was a bust. First of all, it came in a padded envelope and you could see the outline of this gigantic dick. Second of all, research is a good thing, because it was too damn big. And it had a suction cup. A seasoned porn star, I'm not. There was just no way. I finally buried it in the trash and prayed that it wouldn't be dumped out on the curb when I got home from work.
ReplyDeleteEnty: when you have a blind about someone rimming arseholes while being digitally anally fingered listening to Barry Manilow, let me know.
ReplyDeleteExperienced people dont ask how much a paddle will hurt. Depends on how hard you swing it! People who want privacy don't go to the Hustler Store right on the Sunset Strip. Lame publicity stunt.
ReplyDeleteExperienced people dont ask how much a paddle will hurt. Depends on how hard you swing it! People who want privacy don't go to the Hustler Store right on the Sunset Strip. Lame publicity stunt.
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