Blind Item #2
This A list celebrity/singer picked up a guy the other night and they were all set to have sex when the guy asked our celebrity if she had any condoms. She said she did, but that she wanted to roll the dice that night. She then asked the guy if he was scared of rolling the dice with a stranger. he said he was and then she kicked him out of bed and out of her hotel room. Without letting him get his things.
He's heard the herpes rumors I take it
ReplyDeleteSmart guy, and RiRi is on the fast track to major trouble if she doesn't reign it in.
ReplyDeleteI'd love for this to be Taylor swift. Trying to get pregnant and trap a guy is right up her alley.
ReplyDeleteBut Rihanna is a much better choice.
Taylor won't shake hands til a guy sanitizes his hands lest he have handled his shlong
DeleteRiRi is just a singer. A singer/celeb would be someone who has done something in addition to singing (reality tv, modeling, etc.)
ReplyDeleteRiri has was in that movie battleship.
DeleteRiri has was in that movie battleship.
DeleteI would fuck Taylor Swift bareback, no prob.
ReplyDeleteI'd pay to see that. Her hymen is more fucking tight than Adam West's tights.
DeleteX-Tina.
ReplyDeleteGood for this guy! And yeah, it's Rihanna.
ReplyDeleteIf not RiRi, Paris hilton
ReplyDeleteDude, please slap yourself for suggesting Paris is A list.
ReplyDeleteXtina.
ReplyDeletelmao SaintsFan. Definitely not Paris, Xtina has a live in boyfriend, and Taylor Swift doesn't care much for sex. That leaves Rihanna
ReplyDeleteIs Ke$ha A-list? Sounds like her.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought rolling the dice meant testicle play.
ReplyDeleteRiri has no shame with her std and probably tells her partners that they should be honored to catch herpes from her.
ReplyDelete@ Massive G - Get real. Swifty wouldn't fuck you even if she was wearing a Haz Mat suit and if you had a bag over your head.
ReplyDelete@Mango.. hahahaha! I needed a laugh! thank you xx
ReplyDeleteweirdly, a "singer roll the dice" search turns up Selena Gomez, but ... I guess blinds don't work the way they used to. I hope not! My little chica!
ReplyDeleteChange the 'she' to 'he' in this blind and you have the Biebs.
ReplyDelete@Cathy - Rihanna has done some acting though too. "Battleship" probably being the biggest thing she's been in so far.
ReplyDeleteIt's RiRi. Gross.
ReplyDeleteSo a John Doe doesn't bang Rihanna (or Selena, or Taylor Swift) because he thinks she has herpes?
ReplyDeleteThat dude is an idiot, she is massively fuckable, herpes can be cured and if he gets her pregnant (I prefer not to use "KNOCK up", if this is Rihanna), she probably pays him an alimony at the worst case for him.
Someone has s deathwish. Sigh.
ReplyDelete@kermit: please keep your ignorance to yourself. Herpes can be treated, not cured. Also, if whatever celeb got knocked up, she would have to pay child support, not alimony, should there be a.large discrepancy in incomes.
ReplyDeleteshe probably would not be paying him anything because most likely she would have the child with her for the majority of the time. unless she wants to pay him to keep his douche face out of their lives.
ReplyDeleteIt is definitely Hot Crazy Betches Monday!
ReplyDelete@redd: unless he signed away his parental rights or was deemed unfit by a court, he would have visitation. The court would then award him a monthly sum to provide a comparable living environment to what the child has with mom.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the anger coming from? Dish, we are all friends here.
Roll the dice = Russian roulette = Rihanna
ReplyDeleteRhi-Drama-Mama is going to get sued for her reckless behavior, if not jailed (depending on her status). I would have told her "Fuck No! You a skanky BroFo & SisFo, The Herp is the very least of what's growing and crawling down up in there. I'd need gloves and a government issued vapor protection suit cause sure as shit there will be a hermit crab looking for a bigger shell to live in - and dang! He found it to. Dug way back up in there. You need a spelunker to climb in that cave and get the varieties of beasts living up in there, out, before we can even reach the Hermit crab. I do believe I would sooner throw the dice on Courtney Love's bizarre hairy entrance way, rather than risk Rhi-Drama-Mama! For a sneak peak at the fro zoo going on in her hinterlands.
ReplyDeleteRiRi gots shaved box, bro. Aintcha seen the pixxx? I like the mirror ones rather than the balcony ones.
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