Monday, June 03, 2013

Today's Blind Items - Stud To Dud

This actor used to be A list. Used to be. Still A list name recognition and he has crawled his way back from C- to a solid B. Mostly movies. Back in the day he was considered a real stud. Good looking and had lots of women. Steroids though have ravaged him. He is not the same guy he used to be and despite having younger and younger girlfriends and even trying his hand at men for a brief period, he can no longer achieve any kind of erection no matter how much Viagra he pumps into his system. Apparently he has also started to lose his mind and when he films roles has to have cue cards or a teleprompter because he can no longer memorize more than a line and filming with him is a very tedious process. His temper has also grown more legendary and his long time girlfriend finally left him after suffering his verbal and physical abuse for several years.

51 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Rourke?

VIPblonde said...

Mickey Rourke

SusanB said...

Immediately thought of Rourke

Freya said...

Hey Mickey! Was so fine. Was so fine. Now you've lost your mind. Hey Mickey!

Anonymous said...

Val Kilmer?

auntliddy said...

Mickey or val ckd fit the bill.

Unknown said...

I was totally thinking Mickey

EpicBlonde said...

God he was hot in 9-1/2 weeks. What a waste!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

M - I - C...
C U Next Tuesday!

K - E - Y....
Y? Because you suck!

R - O - U - R - K - E !!!!

Jane said...

LOL! Freya

Kelly said...

Is it just me or has there been a million different versions of this Mickey Rourke blind on here already.

Count Jerkula said...

@Reno: Yeah, it is the same thing w/ different wording.

The bad memory is surely related to boxing and drugs.

It can't be Kilmer, when did he ever look juiced to the gills?

Anonymous said...

i met Mickey Rourke once at a restaurant. He's a very very nice guy.

Audrey said...

Rourke is the obvious guess, so I'm going with Val. I think Val might have been. "bigger" A than Mickey.

MollyMo said...

Lol!

timebob said...

I wonder if Val Kilmer looks in the mirror if he still sees Iceman. Cause now he is the roly poly snow man.

Unknown said...

I was thinking Stallone.

rock me sexy jesus said...

fashionable mode idiot just because you bump into a celebrity and have a 5 minute encounter with him doesnt mean you know he is a very very nice guy

Unknown said...

I was thinking Jack Nicholson

Someone Said said...

James Woods.

Eric Kane said...

Van Damme

lizness said...

I think Stallone also

Chelle said...

Yeah I saw Val in Vegas a couple years ago and was totally excited, I know I'm a dork, but then he refused to take a pic...douche...he didn't look that great so maybe it was a good thing.

L said...

@Fashionably Mode - don't feed the troll.. don't feel the troll.. don't feed the troll :)
love xx

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Unknown said...

Flavin just divorced Stallone, I remember a while back there was story he had penile implants because he could not get it up -

Unknown said...

Didn't Stallone do a movie called Party at Kitty and Stud's ?

sandybrook said...

I Thought immediately of Stallone because hes in his 60s and totally jacked up

Sean said...

Stallone isn't divorced from Flavin.

I have read things about Rourke having memory problems before.

Diggerdog said...

Oh, but reading a rumor about him on this website is oh so reliable, lol!

SophiaB said...

Did Rourke have a long time gf? All I ever heard about was the doggies. One died recently. Rourke beat on his women (Carrie whatsername?) a long time ago-the 90s were not his friend-and he only just experienced a career uptick with The Wrestler, but his studliness got seriously wiped out by plastic suegery, alcohol and drugs.

I think the younger & younger girls + long time gf leaving due to abuse have to he the key ingredients to solving this and frankly I just haven't read that much on Mickey Rourke slaying the laydeez or even seen him papped with a woman. He just is a hobo with money, for now anyway.

Hmmm. Who else could this be? Roided out. Aging rapidly. Violent. Huge stud. Young women. Still acting but not so much.

Wonder why he is still getting hired. Franchise? Vin Diesel is known to be gay. The Rock is still acting, but neither of them ever achieved the heights.

Ahnold?? He had a wife not a long-term gf who has left him. Who else??

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Back in the day (80's) Stallone used to pay $30,000 for two hookers a night to come to his house, have them get into a plexiglass box above his bed, tell the girls to do it with each other - along with other activities you should only do in a bathroom, while he'd just lay on the bed below and jerk off. Sounds like he can only get hard during extreme situations.

MacAttack said...

Stallone.

anon said...

Audrey - Have you seen Val Kilmer recently? Does he look like he's juicing? Don't think so - Mickey Rourke all the way. Known for his violent temper.

Hazeldazel said...

Stallone. My minds going, Dave. I can feel it. Daisy, Daisy...

Unknown said...

I think it's Mickey but the steroids got me thinking Stallone because he do have A- list recognition.

califblondy said...

Mickey had been papped with very young women, just throwing that out there.

delete account said...

Why is this even blind? Everyone knows all about Mickey Rourke, including Wikipedia! I think the world of Andy Garcia, but he's always been BFF with this louse and that has always given me serious pause. You know, birds of a feather.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I was thinking Van Damme. Sure sounds like him over the past 10 years or so.

Count Jerkula said...

@Jason: It is called a Glass Bottom Boat.

Stallone is on human growth hormone. I have never read about its affects on the junk. I think its regulat side affect is pituitary tumors. You would have to ask Jason Giambi about that though.

Sherry said...

Excellent Zeeky! BTW I took your advice. Indeed it worked. Thanks a million.

Claritysk said...

Idk that this is Stallone. He is more into directing movie with super slow long shots that zzzzz... What oh sorry!

Here are some studs that were very hot with a list recong

Stallone
The rock
Val Kilmer
Tom hardy
Van dam and I can see him going both ways

Michael said...

Mickey Rourke is probably right but I will go with Jean Claude Vonn Dammne. He seems like just as big a tool as Micky Rourke.

rock me sexy jesus said...

I have a small penis.

oh wait. I might be a female troll in which case i have tiny tits.

either way, i'm fucked. and not in a good way.

Unknown said...

my teacher worked with mickey at the actors studio and said he never knew his lines because he is method and was more about the character and the situation than the lines. mickey has never known his lines. its not a recent thing and apparently he still goes to the studio to do coffee cup

Anna said...

S. Segal

rock me sexy jesus said...

hehehehe
by the by like ive said before and will say again even jesus can admit when hes wrong i think i was wrong about timebob! youre from the lohan parents post ;)

Hegg said...

Jean-Claude? He is rumored to shout at his girlfriends.
Plus, I think Rourke has always been at least B-.

Seabee said...

Stallone is married with three grown daughters. No girlfriend problem and he is still articulate.

babo said...

Mickey Rourke, was/is dating a 20 something Russian model, nobody else fits

Unknown said...

Brendan Fraser... thought I would throw his name out there

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