Monday, June 03, 2013

Dina & Michael Lohan Were Paid To Fight

As I told you first last week, the appearance of Dina Lohan and Michael Lohan on The Test was staged. They were paid to fight. Not only did they want to put on a good show for the $50K they were each getting paid, but they also want a reality show. Over the weekend, TMZ confirmed they were paid and the amounts. It's pretty clear that each of them will do anything they can to make money and I wonder what they would be like if they did not have a daughter to exploit. Would they have found other ways to exploit their kids? Would they be in jail? Michael has spent a lot of time in jail, so I'm guessing he would have spent more there.  On the show, Dina refused to take a drug test. I'm guessing that is the one real part of the show. Can you imagine her ever agreeing to take a drug test?

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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37 comments:

  1. Charlotte.7:33 AM

    If they did the show and got paid $50k a week ago, they've both already spent it by now.

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  2. Count Jerkula7:39 AM

    They should build a human centipede out of this family, then throw it in a lake.

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    1. La Descarada7:47 AM

      What in the world is a human centipede?

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    2. LottaColada7:50 AM

      Yes, what is a human centipede?

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    3. Amy in MI7:50 AM

      Google it. It's a movie. Head- ass. Head - ass

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    4. La Descarada10:09 AM

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd rather not. That sounds quite...traumatizing. Thanks for the info though.

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    5. stigs8411:38 AM

      Ew that movie was so sick

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  3. Tam7:42 AM

    Vile, horrid creatures.

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  4. FrenchGirl7:43 AM

    Why is the sky blue? Why is the snow cold?

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  5. Audrey7:51 AM

    Is that Lindsay between them in the photo? Wow!

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    1. SophiaB10:03 AM

      Doubt it is LoBlow. Legs too chunky plus guitar.

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    2. docrocsoc3:04 PM

      Yep before Wilmer v. came along

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  6. Unknown7:56 AM

    Audrey, I was wondering that as well, unrecognizable!

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  7. Unknown8:01 AM

    If Lindsay was to ever resurrect her acting career do her parents not realize that appearing on trashy talk shows and reality tv is not a good look for their daughter and reflects poorly on her commitment to be taken seriously as an actress/

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  8. The Real Dragon8:14 AM

    how shocking

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  9. auntliddy8:20 AM

    They are flotsam on the sea of life. I cant just imagine Dina's spin:" I'm in the business and I entertain for a living. Its just show business. I'm sorry, what did you say? ruining my daughters life? You cant possibly mean me??!! I do all I can to help her! High? I dont do drugs!! I wouldnt take a drug test because it was all scripted that way. Oh, Lindsay knows, and while she hates her father, she thinks I'm wonderful!"

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    1. MrsAmiss8:23 AM

      I agree conpletely. There is no difference in them and PMK in my opinion.

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  10. Robert8:22 AM

    I was trying to think of a adjectives worse than "execrable" or "despicable" which would be accurate and could be applied to Michael and Dina Lohan, and I couldn't.

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  11. erika8:35 AM

    south park did an episode on human centipede and even in cartoon it was so gross, disturbing i cant even watch it on repeats....i wont go into what happened.

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  12. Sherry8:36 AM

    @Derek: You would presume that the Lohans have the capacity for abstract thought. You have presumed incorrectly.

    These people cannot grasp actually having to work for a living. Like the 9-5. And absolutely correct. That $50K is looooong gone.

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  13. PugsterMom9:07 AM

    I just heard the douche on a local talk radio show this morning claiming that he has NEVER made money off his daughter. The host asked him how he earns a living and he mumbled something about how he still has money from his former job as a financial something or other. And yeah he was jailed for improprieties but that's only because he refused to name names. And yeah he gave some photos of Lindsay to his manager to sell but but but... It was enough to make me wanna hurl. LIAR!

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  14. urban chaos9:15 AM

    The coke and mesh shirts don't pay for themselves people!

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  15. Maximus10:01 AM

    OMFG Count Jerkula you just almost killed me that was so funny

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  16. Pookie10:32 AM

    this all just glaringly points out how much of an uphill battle sobriety will be for LL...w/ parents like that...YIKES.

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  17. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog10:45 AM

    White Oprah could always go back to the Rockettes...

    Ahaahahha! I can't even finish the sentence without laughing!!!

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  18. Tru Leigh10:49 AM

    The roles they were born to play.

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  19. timebob 10:50 AM

    It is so weird to see Lindsay pre coke, adderall and booze. Oh you just want to go back in time and sit her down and lecture her how bad things are going to be in a few years.

    But she wouldn't of listened I bet.


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    1. rock me sexy jesus11:31 AM

      timebob why is it so hard for you to learn it is wouldnt HAVE, shouldnt HAVE, would HAVE, should HAVE

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  20. Jacq11:56 AM

    I can't imagine any Lohan ever agreeing to take a drug test. Even Nana Lohan.

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  21. rock me sexy jesus12:22 PM

    timebob if pointing out peoples idiocy makes me a troll then sure call me a troll. doesnt hurt my feelings the way yours were obviously hurt when i corrected your grammar

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  22. rock me sexy jesus1:01 PM

    but I guess I can't help being a FUCKING ASSHOLE for trolling you. i don't know what's wrong with me I only know there must be something SERIOUSLY WRONG with someone who has a regular profile on this board but makes up a fake one just to harass and troll the people who post here.

    I SUCK.

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  23. timebob 1:35 PM

    No, you are just a lonely person and the only way you can get attention is insulting people. I just feel sorry for you that is all.

    I'm done feeding the troll and I apologize to all for engaging even with this comment.

    Obsess on me all you want.

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    1. rock me sexy jesus4:29 PM

      timebob aww im not sure whether to feel flattered or sorry for you but warning everyone.. if you try to teach timebob what a contraction is she will create a new profile to imitate you (hows that old saying go again..?)
      love you sweetie

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  24. Mango3:58 PM

    @ timebob - Yikes! I've never seen a troll have a melt down like that before. Next think you know, you and rock me sexy jesus will be braiding each other's hair and talking about cute boy bands.

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  25. Ramone Love4:59 PM

    ODIOUS is the one word which perfectly sums up these two creeps

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  26. Aoife5:18 PM

    Disgusting human beings.

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