Last week, Miley Cyrus said that she was going to be number one on the annual Maxim Hot 100 list. There is no way on this earth that I think Miley deserves that honor and I was hoping that Maxim would find a way to yank her from the top spot. I could not decide if it would have been more humiliating for her to be named #2 or #97. I'm sure the editors were upset because they probably had a big announcement planned and Miley ruined it. She probably waited until the issue went to press so they could not change their minds.