According to Amanda Bynes, Rihanna got beat by Chris brown because Rihanna was not pretty enough. Amanda got hit by at least one guy, so i wonder what the reason for that was. Anyway, this is not about Amanda Bynes being an idiot. This is about the car accident Chris brown got involved in last week in which there are a million pap photos. It turns out, Chris was being his usual a-holian self and would not give up his drivers license or any of the information he was required to by law and the police are now treating it as a hit and run which could violate his probation and land him in jail. I would love that. We all would love that. We all know it was Chris Brown, but assume it was just Joe Blow. There is no way the driver would know how to get into contact or who hit her without that information. I think we all should take a minute today and hope that Chris goes to jail.