Monday, April 08, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Single Again

I know it happened quicker than Lindsay Lohan stealing a fur off a sleeping woman, but Lindsay has broken up with her boyfriend of two weeks. The last time Lindsay had anything to do with Avi Snow she was putting him on a plane back to New York while she stayed in Brazil meeting new friends and getting bruises. I'm shocked Lindsay had any time to meet with Avi, let alone give him something for free when there are apparently lots of idiotic men who are willing to give her cash and gifts for what Avi was getting gratis. You like when I throw in words like that? Makes the site seem classy. Of course in the past 30 minutes I have talked about Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian so no amount of words can make things classy after that. A shower might help though.

28 comments:

greenmountaingal said...

Who the hell would voluntarily date this diseased disaster?

Merlin D. Bear said...

Shower? No.
Full scale decontamination? Maybe.
Are you current on your shots?

Izzie said...

I think VIP nailed it - B* Monday!

Lucas said...

Yes, we had Lesbian Friday now we have bitch Monday. Looking forward to threesome Tuesday and the Hump Day "passed around" series.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Body condoms for all!

Pogue Mahone said...

Ha! She's been around the block more times than the ice cream truck!

MISCH said...

You can't wash off the gift that Lindsay shares so willingly..

MISCH said...

You can't wash off the gift that Lindsay shares so willingly..

ethorne said...

Lol @Lucas. And it's Crazy Bitch Monday.

Unknown said...

Of course they broke up- the weekend's over. Maybe he only could afford two weeks at her current rate. That or his urologist did an intervention.

libby said...

Firstly, ethorne, I haven't even been commenting today, and secondly...It's KAREN'S b-day, mine's not til the 17th. And I think it's a WEDNESDAY.

Oh, wait...



(Btw, Lucas--LOL)

Unknown said...

i like this calendar.... makes my boring week seem desirable.

Anna Nonymous said...


A hazmat shower

urban chaos said...

He's on the do not touch list now.

Sarah said...

I think the threesomes should be on Hump Day for what it's worth

Sarah said...

Nothing like other people's drama to remind you that boring is good!

All about Eve said...

Was he put on quarantine when he came back from Brazil?? Anyone sleeping with that bag of diseases should be quarantined and mentally examined.

Anonymous said...

Does Enty have a crush or odd obsession with this "person". I'm just curious because he posts about her almost daily.. and i know since I am reading it I am just as bad. We love to watch a train crash right :)

Ari said...

she did him a favor...he's kissing her with his eyes open, what person in love does that?

Alicia said...

Haha @ ari - he's gotta make sure she's not lifting his wallet or watch at the same time

kelgela2 said...

I think an acid bath is in order to sanitize the plane AND her ex boyfriend.

Agent**It said...

Vikram Chatwal (her buddy) faces up to three years in prison if convicted of the most serious charge of felony trafficking, one of eight drug-related charges he now faces. Of course I doubt that will happen.

Alicia said...

@Agent - of course we know it won't happen. It's the American justice system .. You can buy your way out!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Grandmaster Flash got it right:

"A street kid gets arrested,
Gonna do some time,
He got out three years from now,
Just to commit more crime.

A businessman is caught,
With 24 kilos,
He's out on bail and out of jail,
And that's the way it goes."

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

@Pogue: Does that mean her snatch plays "Turkey in the Straw" now?

Unknown said...

If you look up the term blue waffle- her picture is there.

Popnursing said...

@Lucas: I'd give them all up for a return of full frontal Fridays!

Marie said...

He's in a band. This was a total publicity stunt.

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