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This newfound B list celebrity/reality star was all set to hang out with 100 kids and give them some pointers in their chosen sport. Kids and parents were all looking forward to it. Our celebrity decided to party instead and got wasted and slept with a random woman he met and missed his flight and blew off the kids and families.
Ryan Lochte. Can we start talking about the magic that was "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" last night?
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ReplyDeleteRyan.
ReplyDeleteJeah!
ReplyDeleteHe was so cute until he opened his mouth!!
ReplyDeleteHis favorite movie is "What 'Woman' Want." He apparently doesn't know that there is a plural form of woman called women
ReplyDelete@VIP. How bad was it?
ReplyDelete@gayeld OMG, you need to watch it. It is EPIC!! I feel like whatever producer decided to give him his own show is playing a really cruel joke on him, and he's not in on it. It almost feels a little mean watching it, but that does not detract from the enjoyment!
DeleteI may have to find a way to get must of the kids out of the house and talk Mom into a girls' night in with a pitcher of margaritas. *g*
DeleteThey asked him from off-camera how many medals he's won. He couldn't answer the question. Then they flashed on the screen that he had won 11. Apparently he can't count that high
ReplyDeleteEasy easy, and I have a feeling just the first of many.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who depends on a "reality" wannabe for anything except trying to ride his/her "fifteen minutes" deserves anything they get.
ReplyDeleteWords that Ryan Lochte does not know the definition of, just in the first episode: Player, Douche, and Jeah. In fairness, Jeah is not a word. I hope the "words Ryan Lochte does not know the definition of" segment is in every episode!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what a male 'blue waffle' looks like, but it will probably be his member in the picture at this pace.
ReplyDeleteWhat Woman Want. . .LOL!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a Taco Bell sign in my little Oklahoma town. . .
"Cool Ranch Taco Are Here!"
Lochte
ReplyDelete... I gotta see this show. Damn. This may be my Buckwild substitute.
ReplyDeleteRyan Lochte: sex idiot.
ReplyDeleteJust want to tell him, just smile, swim, and never open your mouth again.
ReplyDeleteSo he's the male version of Jessica Simpson's dumb celebrity? Greeeeaat
ReplyDeleteNot exactly. With Jessica, she said ditzy, ridiculous things, but you could tell that the lights were actually on upstairs. With Lochte, he literally seems brain-damaged. I'm not even saying that to be snarky. He seems almost senile. It takes him so long to form words, and he's batting like a .200 on saying coherent sentences.
DeleteI usually respect any Olimpic champion, because of the hard work and their determination since early childhood. But Lochte... I just can't
ReplyDelete@trouble bubble Thank you!
DeleteApparently THIS is what Ryan would do.
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DeleteA typical North / Central Florida redneck dumbass.
ReplyDeleteoh yes because rednecks ONLY come from those parts of florida and NOWHERE down south. *eyeroll*
DeleteOh Ryan, what happened to being a man at night and a man in the morning too?!?
ReplyDeleteQ. How do you drown Ryan Lochte?
ReplyDeleteA. Glue a mirror to the bottom of a swimming pool.
Jessica Simpson may be a little ditzy but she's not stupid. She has a multi-million dollar empire that she manages very well. Ryan Lochte is just plain stupid.
ReplyDeleteCory--you're so right about Jessica. Except that it's a BILLION-dollar empire.
ReplyDeleteRyan? Thousand-dollar doofus.
I was saying, "Jeah!" within the first 5 seconds of reading this one....
ReplyDeleteI agree with the previous commenter who just said, "Shut up and swim!"
A hex on all your houses! I didn't know this was on and now because of comments. I just watched it on demand and I am dumber because of it.
ReplyDeleteCurses to you!!
Actually, Ryan is originally from Rochester, NY.
ReplyDelete*hangs head in shame*
It doesn't speak well for University of Florida that they accepted him.
evade. My poor Gators. I'd have think him a Nole or a Longhorn.
ReplyDeleteGuys, does anyone know if he is actually learning disabled or something? I feel badly for the guy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he dove into the shallow end one time too many...
ReplyDeleteSure this wasn't part of the reality show? This story would make a great episode.
ReplyDeletei tried 5 min of that show- he is an idiot w/ a learning/speaking/thinking/'being' disability...truly self glorifying and totally clueless w racist sister to boot
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ReplyDeleteWords that Ryan Lochte does not know the definition of, just in the first episode: Player, Douche, and Jeah. In fairness, Jeah is not a word. I hope the "words Ryan Lochte does not know the definition of" segment is in every episode!!
Sounds like a drinking game.
is it possible that he's faking it? Hard to believe someone is actually that dumb.
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