30 Comments on "This Beyonce Documentary Would Have Been So Much Better"
That was great! I was hoping she was going to do the, "say hi to Mr. Microphone," and then pass off the baby, in a "get it off me," tone (think, John Robert's from his mother's day video -w/ the breakfast in bed scene).
@ bri swartley – Beyonce strong-armed "a co-written by" song writing credit out of Kandi Burruss (which she probably did not deserve, but Kandi had no legs to stand on back then). The song won a Grammy for best R&B song.
LoL!!!!!!!! That was funny as hell! I'm so tired of her simple a$$. She and Jay has been hanging around Goopy to long.
Wait…. This isn't real?
LMAO! I didn't even watch that dumb bitch's vanity piece, but that was perfect.
Ditto! Old Destiny's Child-loved them. Still enjoy all the "Jumpin, Jumpin," "Survivor," "Bills, Bills, Bills," ( written by Real Housewives of ATL's Candi Burress), but this version now is like a delusional gangsta Goopy Paltrow, w/o ever being gangsta. Paaaassss.
Lol! Ahhh I wish I had a sister to get all throbbing ovary monster on the wee one! I have all brothers whose varying responses have been " are you naming this one after me? " to ( literally over text ) " ew " Hahahahha 🙂 Ty!
Bahahaha! This is spot on!
Woohoo – congrats, Alicia!
I was on FB this morning and my BIL posted a picture of my niece in her Easter outfit. I was with my sis one year ago when she had her, and I was all, "Mah bahbeeee!!" throbbing ovary auntie momster.
I'm a cynical, sarcastic b* but babies do me in every single time. Doing the happy baby dance for you & the little bean!
I loved it! It was too funny.
That was so funny. Thanks Enty.
"Wait, I think I need to doo doo." LMAO hahaha
Thanks guys! *wiping away little tear
That is such a good impersonation of Bey's voice. I hope she sees this video. She needs to get over herself. I used to like Destiny's Child so much and now I can barely stand her.
Just shows you that BeYonCe is a Bimbo LOL
Congratulations Alicia! Praying that you have a very healthy little person. No doubt he/she will be enveloped in love.
I haven't seen this video yet but I thought Bey was one of the best parts of Austin Powers.
That was awesome! And why did I never pick up on the JayZ/Daddy connection?
I love the Rihanna music. Too funny!
Alicia – I think I commented at my usual 10pm last night, but um CONGRATS!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXO
Send of all, I swear to God I'm not intentionally trying to be annoying, but I like Beyonce too! Dammit cuz I like being one of the cool kids!! Not that I'm her number 1 fan, but I think she's talented and I did actually watch about half her documentary. I teared up at the song she wrote as a tribute to the child she lost in a miscarriage. It was really really sad 🙁
Ok super funny buuuut – she sounds SO much like her it's almost off putting! Like .. She really sounds like Beyonce which is almost annoying in itself hahahaa
Yes she sounds as illiterate as Beyonce….well done !
OMG, that "degrouchified" me today.lol.
So funny. She sounds just like Beyonce.
That was funny as hell. I wonder how long it stays up before the Queen Bey tries to scrub her from the Internet like she did those Superbowl pics. Lol!
Omg Tan. So true!!!!
Lmao holy shit…she does a perfect imitation of Beyonce's voice and that 2 hours of dick sucking she called a documentary