Crazy Days and Nights: Justin Bieber Investigated For Battery

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Justin Bieber Investigated For Battery

Just hours after stripping in a Polish airport to show off his chest or his first chest hair, Justin Bieber arrived home in Los Angeles and immediately tried to prove that the skid marks on his drawers were not his fault. Actually, what happened is that Justin's neighbor came over and complained that Justin's cars were terrorizing the neighborhood and Justin made contact with the guy because his bodyguards could not hold him back. Justin is such an a-hole. I don't know if it is roids or drugs or just having a tiny peen, but he is out of control. The neighbor filed a report with police. The whole neighborhood thinks Justin is a spoiled little punk and hate him. Huh, just like the rest of the world who is not female and 12.

65 comments:

Lucas said...: Eh, this follows Enty's third law of celebrity - money does not buy you class.; 6:16 AM
a non a miss said...: Roid rage!

Don't make Bieber angry..you wouldn't like him when he's angry!; 6:17 AM
Frufra said...: Can't wait to share with my 14 year old son - we are enjoying watching the fall of the Bieber together - ah, sweet family bonding time.

(I don't really want any young person to fail or act like an asshole - it's just the deflation of the ginormous PR bullshit balloon that we're enjoying. Get it together, Justin!); 6:18 AM
Lucas said...: @RCB - if we were doing breed standard classifications he'd be a teacup Hulk, right?; 6:19 AM
Karrots said...: I don't care about Beiber but I am really having a hard time holding this in:

My husband and I are finally expecting!

Sorry, I needed to get that one out because it is early and we aren't really telling anyone yet.

Man that felt good.; 6:24 AM
Agent**It said...: Where's his Dad?; 6:25 AM
Steampunk Jazz said...: Wonderful news Karrots! *whispers* I won't tell a soul... : ); 6:27 AM
a non a miss said...: @lucas lmao- yes he is indeed a teacup Hulk- he turns bright pink when he rages!; 6:27 AM
a non a miss said...: Congrats on your little bunny Karrots :); 6:29 AM
Pip said...: Yay, Karrots!!!; 6:31 AM
Cathy said...: Congratulations, Karrots! Little baby karrot on the way.; 6:31 AM
Steampunk Jazz said...: I think this picture sums up the thigh high pants look. He's using the zipper bulge to add some nonexistent inches. (what an unfortunate shot for the security guy, he looks like he got surprised during the sack check) Best watch those 'roids, boy. That guard had to look way to long and hard to find anything to check.; 6:31 AM
StewMcG said...: Congrats Karrots!!; 6:32 AM
Meanie Rhysie said...: Thwap! Pull up your freaking pants, young man!!; 6:33 AM
Meanie Rhysie said...: Congratulations, Karrots!! Babykarrot on the way!! =); 6:33 AM
Meanie Rhysie said...: Jinx @ Cathy. ;); 6:34 AM
Mariem said...: I really don't care about Bieber but I had to come congratulate Karrots!! Really happy for you and your hubby :); 6:41 AM
Lucas said...: Congrats, Karrots!; 6:48 AM
Gayeld said...: Congrats and good luck!; 6:48 AM
Karrots said...: Thank you so much guys (and enty for letting me jack the Bieber thread) - I am terrible with patience and am too excited to keep it in!; 6:53 AM
Kelly said...: Yay Karrots! Congrats!; 6:54 AM
EmEyeKay said...: Congrats @Karrots!; 6:58 AM
Jeneral said...: Yay Karrots! Best wishes to you. How far along are you?; 7:01 AM
jane3113 said...: Congrats! And if it's a boy don't EVER let him wear his pants like Beiber is. Nothing makes my blood boil like seeing these idiots with their pants below their butt cheeks. It looks SO STUPID! I HATE IT!!!; 7:04 AM
Karrots said...: @ Jeneral

We are about 6-7 weeks. I go for an ultrasound next week so we'll get a better estimate then.; 7:04 AM
Laura said...: Congratulations Karrots! I love happy news.; 7:08 AM
Serendippity do dah said...: i love the fluffing up of his hair, trying to add an inch or two to his vertically challenged height. What an swipe!; 7:11 AM
ethorne said...: His cars were terrorizing the neighborhood? Are his cars Decepticons?; 7:15 AM
Serendippity do dah said...: That other guy in the pic looks like he is gonna vom in the trash can;); 7:18 AM
mizzoutiger76 said...: @ethorne - lol!

@karrots - Congratulations!!! So exciting and not being able to tell anyone is just about torture :D so glad you got to spill the beans to us first :D; 7:18 AM
Karen said...: Congrats, Karrots!!!; 7:18 AM
Agent**It said...: OT:Update, fundraiser for IDTRobot has been extended until March 31

Click here for the original story of IDoTheRobot’s nephew Ben.

Click here for the follow up regarding T-Shirts and donations.

Click here to order shirts; 7:20 AM
Izzie said...: Lol @ethorne!

Congrats, Karrots! Whew, indeed!; 7:21 AM
Agent**It said...: Karrots, congrats !; 7:24 AM
ms snarky said...: When I saw the headline, I assumed the biebs was in trouble for stealing batteries. There's no way on earth this tweeny kid could actually hurt anyone without help.; 7:25 AM
Single Man in Love with Love said...: The one time you need the Westboro Church and where are they?; 7:26 AM
Unknown said...: congrats karrots!; 7:29 AM
ethorne said...: Congrats @ Karrots!; 7:39 AM
JoElla said...: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY NEWS!!!
Karrots congrats love!

Beibs.. uuuuuugh. Anyone else have a feeling he might out Lindsey Lindsey?; 7:44 AM
discoflux said...: Congratulations, Karrot!; 7:45 AM
Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...: @lucas, way too early for you to get the Countess's song in my head..lol; 7:48 AM
Robin the Mad Photographer said...: Congratulations, Karrots!; 8:23 AM
MadLyb said...: Congrats on the pending new addition, Karrots!

I don't normally detest celebrities, but I detest this little shit.; 8:29 AM
Seahorse said...: Congrats sweetie here's hoping for a smooth pregnancy filled with love, a easy delivery and a healthy happy little one! I am having a bit of a long day and that kind of news just lifts my spirits thank you for sharing!; 8:58 AM
rexruther said...: Good on you, Karrots! Congrats. I know how much you wanted this :); 9:05 AM
Nothanksdarlin said...: Ethorne, this is hilarious. That it all.; 9:46 AM
ownedbyphilo said...: Congrats Karrots!! I'm looking forward to all the updates. Most people here seem to like the OT stuff, it's what makes it such a community, it's why I've been reading so long & now I feel brave enough to write too.

I was looking at Lainey (v boring without your comments) and if you look on the 26th March posting there's a great photo of Beibs being lifted out of his car seat by his Manny/Bodyguard.; 10:07 AM
mooshki said...: "Most people here seem to like the OT stuff"

Within reason. Lately some of us have started waiting for people to start sharing their bowel movements.; 10:15 AM
feraltart said...: Karrots, congratulations, please keep us posted.

Funnily enough, the spiel on Justin Bieber isn't showing up for me, even the iPad is sick of him.; 10:50 AM
ownedbyphilo said...: Fair play Mooshki, we'd better steer clear of anything John Mayer related.; 10:50 AM
Sherry said...: There is no information here on this posting about what he supposedly did. Am I missing something?

Congrats to you Karrots!!!Hope you have a trouble free pregnancy and the healthiest little sprout ever.; 11:35 AM
Amber said...: I'm just reading this now, and I thought there was no text with this post. Just the picture being the punchline to the header. Hah. (Then I highlighted the blank space and saw it.); 12:03 PM
Del Riser said...: Congratulations Karrots! It's very flattering that you chose to share your fabulous news with us!

Bieber is a little guy who wants to be a big guy, it can only lead to trouble.
@Lucas, good one!; 12:41 PM
Sherry said...: Thank you Amber..That was weird. I couldn't see any text at all.; 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...: i remember when my son wanted to grow his hair out like beiber
. it grew out into a curly fro lol
he was so upset; 1:25 PM
Trish said...: Congrats!!!!!!; 2:16 PM
Bluezz said...: @karrots Congrats on the baby news! Postive thoughts for a smooth pregnancy.

Speaking of babies, has anyone heard from @cornbread? I think she's due next month. I loved the pic of her & her hubby that was submitted in Dec.

Apologies to @Mooshki & others for going off topic. Am a newbie (lurker) who recently started posting, also.; 3:16 PM
Bluezz said...: It would be hilarious if the neighbor was Nikki Sixx. I remember hearing Nikki say he wasn't happy that Bieber was moving into his neighborhood.

Now that Nikki has kids, he'd complained a while back (pre-Biebs) about how fast people were driving & not watching out for kids playing.

Who knew Nikki Sixx would be the one out of Motley Crue to yell "Get off my lawn" while he waves his guitar-shaped cane in the air. Ha-ha-ha!

Just kidding on the last part. Nikki Sixx is a pretty righteous dude.; 3:27 PM
delete account said...: ROTFL!!!!!!!!!; 4:17 PM
DixieTheNoble82 said...: Congratulations Karrots!; 5:56 PM
Unknown said...: Justine was probably just experiencing PMS.; 5:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Congratulations Karrot Mom!!!!!!
I'm only seeing drugs and little punk under the picture, kinda odd....; 7:26 PM
goheels83 said...: Awesome news @karrots!!! Congratulations.; 4:57 AM
goheels83 said...: <3 ethorne; 4:58 AM
White lilly said...: Just came here to congratulate Karrots!!! Baby karrots on the way,yay!!!
I think it's cute that you are announcing on Easter! You know, carrots, bunnies, eggs...
Hum... yeah... it made sense in my head though when I thought of it... Nevermind... lol; 3:13 PM

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