Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Hayden Panettiere Secretly Engaged

Just a month or so after officially dumping her last boyfriend and hooking back up with her previous boyfriend, boxer, Vladimir Klitschko comes news from US Weekly that the couple are secretly engaged. I have never really understood the secret engagement. I understand the secret wedding because you don't want the press to come or you think no press will show up which would be even more embarrassing so you get married on the qt. The qt is not the same as the dl. You definitely do not want the press to know if you are on the dl but would not mind if something happened while it was on the qt.

46 comments:

LottaColada said...

QT????

ethorne said...

Is that really a bedazzled pasty under her top?

EmEyeKay said...

She's afraid the news would affect her client base?

warmislandsun said...

I'm jealous. He's hot.

GemTwist said...

Wladimir.

FSP said...

Lotta - quiet

Meanie Rhysie said...

Okay, what is up with her proportions? Bobbleheaded, bigass boobs. Is it because she's so tiny and he's not? Seriously, I'm kinda messed up looking at this pic. Help a blonde, people!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Handsome couple. Like the bondage bustier.

Seachica said...

On the QT, and very hush hush

LottaColada said...

@FSP, you mean to tell me it's not quality time?

P.S: that ass cracks me up every time

mooshki said...

You're not seeing things - she's always been a bobblehead.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Thanks, Mooshki. I've been just staring at it going, "wtf?!"

Steampunk Jazz said...

He is 6'6 to her 5'2. That arm on her waist is helping her balance as she stands on her tippytoes to get in the frame,lol

FSP said...

@Lotta, I don't think in this sense.

"Ass cracks"
No pun intended?

Leah said...

By golly, it is. I would not be surprised if she did some vajazzling as well.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@meanie reese, check out this link Hayden's Weird Chest

Is it just a bad boob job? She's def oddly proportioned.

greenmountaingal said...

He must have a huge dong.

I can only think of Hayden as Amanda Knox from that Lifetime movie.

LottaColada said...

@FSP, pun was unintentional but it works well considering what Cracken is working with here.

GemTwist said...

@Onyx ewwww. The dreaded canyon! I want a boob job but I am terrified of getting that did-you-get-shot chest canyon!!

LottaColada said...

@onyx- EWWW

Robert said...

Hollywood Confidential!

Jolene Jolene said...

@Lotta--I thought quality time, too hehe. Then I thought FSP was trying to tell you to be quiet...

And, I love your Westie! I used to have a Westie when I was a kid. He was a nut. :(

Jolene Jolene said...

@Onyx--GAH! Those pictures of Hayden's boobs are scary! It looks like one deflated, like Tori Spelling styles. ICK.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Aw, man! Be happy with what you have, gals! Make the most of what you have! I hate plastic surgery. ;(

LottaColada said...

@JoleneJolene- Haha @FSP should tell me to be quiet as I've been awfully vocal on this thread.

My dog is actually a yorkie but he is platinum blonde so I can see why you thought he was a westie. Thanks!

Borg Queen said...

She could do alot worse. At least you can see that they care about each other. We know she's into very rough sex play and he broke up with her bc he was afraid he would hurt her. I can definitely see why he would have that concern. Plus we also know she has been sexually abused by her father and pimped out to others growing up. This relationship might be the most normal one she will ever have.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ onyx, it looks like she got the boob job to Get cleavage. From the way her chest spreads , she looked to have a wide breast gap so the surgeon pushed em together, so it looks like one implant is sitting on a bone ridge while the other is properly positioned. What a Derp.

Chicky said...

@borg - that's what I was thinking - maybe for once someone in her life will be kind to her...

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Oh okay thanks for the explanation @steampunk jazz, i was wondering what was going on. I watch Nashville and I couldn't believe they made her wear that on the show when her chest looked that bad.

Unknown said...

They both look like they have genetic disorders.

OneGirlRevolution said...

@Gem...that can happen when women with almost no body fat and/or a bony sternum. It can also happen when the implants are placed on top of the chest muscles.

On another note...

I LOVE the color of her dress.

Primadiva said...

Did her and tori spelling use the same guy??? Pity.

hunter said...

Hey Borg Queen, I saw the same comment from you on Celebitchy, looks like we're doing our gossip rounds this morning.

Borg Queen said...

@ Hunter - ROTLMAO. Thats so funny. I'm glad to know I am not the only gossip comment hound out there. :)

Seachica said...

Yay, @Robert, for getting the reference!

Dianne P said...

HP is really great on Nashville and I often find myself wondering if she's drawing on her real-life stuff for her part. She can sing, too. No talentless bimbo like so many others.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@dianne, Def agreed, I kinda wrote her off after heroes but this role is so good for her . And I love all the music on the show!

Wen said...

Secret engagement followed up by press releases.

Sherry said...

I was going to say the same thing Primadiva. She and Tori Spelling have the ugliest wonky breasts and I would have sued the Dr. for that mess.

Hey Borg Queen! Haven't seen you in a while.

Jolene Jolene said...

@Lotta--Aww he looks just like my old Westie! How funny. Still cute of course!

Andy said...

Enty forever destroyed Hayden for a lot of people last year with that insane BI.

Bluezz said...

@Andy You got that right. I'm not totally convinced all that stuff happened, but I can't watch Hayden anymore without wondering.

I watch Nashville from time to time (Chicago Fire usually wins out), but I wonder if Hayden has pulled from her own life when she's had to play against her TV mom. Quite realistic. Or maybe she's just a good actress.

Anonymous said...

is that a some vladimer dick layin on the inseam of those pants hammconda style?

do tell, do tell!

sex better be insane
go hayden

qt means quiet tip

Mango said...

@ Seachica - I heard Danny DeVito's voice in my head as I read that!

That was back before Russell Crowe was a total and complete jackass.

Oopsy_Daisy said...

I thought he was afraid he was going to end up killing her with how rough she wants it.

Anonymous said...

Man! Adderall does a body good. She looks great, the hair, the dress, the skin,, the body, the make up, the smile, it's all working for her!

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