Sunday, March 24, 2013

Blind Item #2 - Kid's Choice Awards

This almost A list singer/celebrity spent the whole show sipping from a flask of what looked like whiskey. It was brown. Could have been bourbon I guess. She appeared to be playing her own kind of drinking game. The object of the game appeared to be this A list celebrity/singer who our drinker kept referring to as "wh**e," the entire night. Guess they don't get along.

53 comments:

Evil Kumquat said...

Man, she must really hate white people.

smash said...

Katy perry and or Keshit. Against one another, or Aguilara and Perry.

RangersGirl said...

Kesha or Xtina, the drinker & Katy Perry the wh**e.

MadLyb said...

@Evil Kumquat - I read it the same way, heehee.

My guess is Rhianna but I'll have to look to see who the white person was.

RangersGirl said...

I'm going to go with Kesha & Katy Perry, because of the "I Kissed A Girl" video connection.

Opie said...

It wounds like Perry but she be such a racist or just bored at the kids choice awards. I would be.

Unknown said...

Katy Perry for the drinker, Rhianna for the whore

Opie said...

*sounds and but would she be suck a racist I meant to say. Coffee.......

RangersGirl said...

I took the wh**e as hoar not white. Am I reading the blind wrong?

Wait. Who else was there that dated John Mayer lol?

Unknown said...

Or she could've been saying whale?

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RangersGirl said...

I didn't realize RiRi was there. Forget it, it's her & Katy. LOL

MadLyb said...

I just looked at the pics - Katy looks 2 sheets to the wind, so I'm changing my guess. Christina A as the wh**e?

gee-gee said...

I don't really think the word "white" is a word that would be edited' although some people seem to use it as a pejorative. I am reading that as "whore" although we are all grownups and that's not really much of a dirty word.

Either way I have no idea.

MadLyb said...

@PARangersGirl - you are correct. It was a joke. :)

detown359 said...

I took the word to be whore.

LottaColada said...

Katy nor Rihanna are almost A list , enty has referred to them both as A list.

I think it's Kesha for the almost A lister.

MadLyb said...

Did I really type '2 sheets to the wind'? Jeebus help me...

RangersGirl said...

LOL Mad. Too early for my ass lol

ethorne said...

So the flask was clear?

Sugar said...

Haha, evil kumquat!

Unknown said...

I missed the*almost a lister. Good call

SusanB said...

I first thought "white" also but after reading the whole thing realized he meant "whore". And why use an asterisk? It's ok to use the word "whore" in its entirety.

MadLyb said...

@PARangersGirl - I've already had 3 cups of coffee, so it's probably dementia in my case. I do that crap all the time anymore.

I like the Ke$ha guess. If Rihanna was there, she'd be my best guess. She can pretty much get any guy she wants, though she prefers digging past the bottom of the barrel. Maybe Ke$ha has the hots for CB or Dane Cook? Bwahahahaha!

kj said...

selena gomez and katy perry

Agent**It said...

I think it's "white" and the drunk is an african american female referring to a woman who is a swirl .
Swirl,courtesy of Wendy Williams.

smash said...

Rihanna was not in any of the pictures so I don't think she was there.

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Lucas said...

She could have been saying "whine". Which is something that crosses my mind a lot while watching awards shows.

Honey Bunny said...

I think it's Kesha with the flask talking about Katy P. because she is very fair skinned therfore she is "white".

Chicky said...

OT (maybe) - Kesha's new face looked good!

auntliddy said...

Who knew so much went on at kids choice awards??!!

Nothanksdarlin said...

Ethorne, exactly. What the what?

Agent**It said...

auntliddy, lol. Not exactly the Algonquin Table crowd:)

KellyLynn said...

I agree with Kesha as the almost A list, Katy Perry as the A list, and then I'll take an O and an R for the win, Alex.

KellyLynn said...

(I realize I mixed up two pop culture references there, but I can't be arsed to fix it.)

ForSure said...

Kesha is almost A list? Really?

sandybrook said...

Kesha and Rhianna. Both whores.

Xander Simon Dyle said...

@Agent - It's called "getting your swirl on". ;-)
I know because my wife and I are as swirl as you can get.
Click here for the story of our life
Watch to the end to get to the "swirl" line.
PS I personally think this is a great fun movie in general, if people haven't seen it.
:-)

timebob said...

Whoever jumped on Mayers dick, poor Katy they all warned you.. drink up guurrl

Taracu said...

Enty would not have censored out white or whale.

Unknown said...

I was just happy someone else shared my odd ADD of pop culture salad in my head. :)

Surrender Dorothy said...

Hi all! Long time lurker but first time commenting. I just have to say that I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. I love that people honestly believe that word would be anything other than whore. Also I am surprised that no one has mentioned burrito whores yet! ;)

PS said...

Um... bourbon IS whiskey, Enty. It's specialized, but it is still whiskey. Not all whiskey is bourbon.

Agent**It said...

Xander, loved the link!!

Kelly said...

Thank you @Lotta! Exactly what I was gonna say. Enty has called Katy and Rhianna A list many times. It's Kesha.

Miz said...

I'm giggling at the fact Enty starred out whore and yet 9/10 I come here I'm redirected to fuckbook or local slags!

Hypocrite much?

Redd said...

Too bad they didn't have an award for biggest white burrito whore. Maybe next year?

MadLyb said...

@Miz - thank you for not making me the only person who has typed out the full-fledged "fuck" word in these here comments.

Lioness70 said...

I'm shocked people even watched those awards. My kids haven't watched Nick in close to two years. "Nothing but repeats, Mom."

crila16 said...

It sounds to me like it's a Black almost A list, calling the A list white. Why would a white person call another person white? That would make no sense.

A list celeb singer - was Taylor Swift there? She's as white as you can get.

lazyday603 said...

This thread reminds me of "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship" on Jimmy Kimmel. If Enty had just typed "whore" we wouldn't have had all this fun making it a race issue. The two stars in wh**e are a Rorschach Test for readers.

Anonymous said...

yep Katy Perry for the drinker, and Rihanna for the whore. Tip being the drink was "brown".

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