Yesterday Lady GaGa announced her joints are swollen. Because of that she is canceling shows for the next week. Uh huh. Meanwhile this announcement of her pain and injuries comes at a time when she would like everyone to please start liking her again. She doesn't like people booing her in the streets or yelling at her about calling her employees slaves. The, “I will show you how you can be Queen of my universe,” taunts are a bit much too. In her announcement, GaGa says that she was unable to walk after a recent show and had not told any of her slaves that she was injured because honestly they would not have cared, but she thinks they would have stopped her from performing. Umm, that is probably their only free time. Anyway, if you live in Chicago, Detroit or Hamilton, ON you are out of luck.