You know what irritates me other than turkey bacon? And vegetables? The fact that the Beverly Hills Police Department considers Chris Brown a celebrity. The last time Chris Brown had a run in with the police on Grammy weekend, it did not turn out so well for Rihanna's face. This time, Chris Brown was looking at himself in the mirror and wishing he had a peen that could be measured without using a microscope when he crashed. He is blaming it on the paps. Considering he was in an alley, I am not sure how this turned into something that caused him to total his car and why no one else saw any paps.