Blind Item #4
This former almost A list mostly television actress has turned into a hot mess. Despite her proclivity for charging a great deal for her services, sometimes all it takes is her having a few drinks and offering her a line of coke and a quick trip the bathroom stall to have her take care of a guy. Loud does not even begin to describe her at a party this past weekend when she did exactly that. Well, she likes to make sure the person gets their money's worth even if there was no money changing hands this time.
pam anderson?
ReplyDeleteBeyond gross.......
ReplyDeleteAshley Simpson.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea Ashley S was a working girl. My vote's on Pam A.
ReplyDeletePambo was the first one to jump into my head.
ReplyDeleteRe Ashley S, http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/20/ashlee-simpson-out-of-control_n_2724590.html
ReplyDeleteBut was Asslee ever even *close* to a-list TV??
DeleteJacq, you are correct. I withdraw my guess!
DeletePam's face is not aging well. I totally see this being her.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Ashley this time -- she isn't an actress. Well, at least on any kind of film.
ReplyDeleteNice story, Agent. On that page was an article about Wayne Newton...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell happened to his face?
Probably Zooey D. Girls with saucer eyes get away with murder.
ReplyDeleteWell, Ashlee actually has been an actress. She was on 7th Heaven and the new Melrose Place. She was in a movie called The Hot Chick, and has a movie coming out this year called Pawn Shop Chronicles. HOWEVER, she is also a "singer", and I believe is considered a "celebrity" vs. "actress".
ReplyDeleteShe is also a huge lush.
Ewwwwww. I have problems, but im very thankful i am not an addict.
ReplyDeleteThis just sounds so Monday mean. :/
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna agree with this being Pam as well.
ReplyDeleteSo, off topic, but did everyone see how high on life K Stew was last nite?!
Holy crap!! That girl just stepped off the H train right before she came out.
Bejeezus!
Mischa Barton?
ReplyDeleteHey @lazyday I resemble that remark!
ReplyDeletePammy.
ReplyDelete@Reno, so you're an anime character too? You ought to be in pictures. I saw Dark Shadows last year & kept thinking Bella Heathcote has the biggest roundest eyes I've ever seen. Ever since then I can't help noticing just how many starlets have those saucer eyes. It's one of the lucky genetic mutations.
ReplyDeleteIn what universe is Asslee A list? Sure she's got some substance abuse issues and I sincerely hope her family gets her the help she needs...But what she needs is a job that doesn't involve a) acting or b) singing. Something that would use what talents she does have instead.
ReplyDeleteI think this blind has got to be Pammy. Never heard Asslee turning tricks but yes Pam does normally.
What about Jaime Pressley? She was almost A list after her Emmy win but hasn't done much of anything since Earl was cancelled. She also has a DUI and was caght peeing outside the Abby a couple of years ago.
ReplyDeleteCould be several. But imma go with Misha Barton. I'll pretend the "almost A list" part really read "almost B list".
ReplyDeleteJaime Pressley was just on "Two and a Half Men" last week and she looked wonderful. I hope that whatever substance use/abuse problems she might have had have been worked out.
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton, she was the new IT girl for a bit.
ReplyDeleteAsslee should consider herself very lucky. If it weren't for support payments from Pete Wentz and bailouts from sis Jess (and isn't Asslee even on the company payroll, and for what, exactly??) she'd be lying in a gutter somewhere in her own vomit.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I think the blind is about Pam, who, thank goodness, has her parents to look after her kids while she's out doin' who and what she's doin'.
@lazy I have the big, round blue eyes, yep. Not as purty as those gals, but I can work em when I need to! ;)
ReplyDeleteI thought it was that girl Paz used to be on Boardwalk empire - for a few minutes there she had a lot of press, photo shoots...
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