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This A list celebrity is becoming twisted and demented for being such a young tweener. with so many women wanting to have sex with him, he has a new game before he will consider it. They have to be with his friend or friends first and they have to have sex in a place they might get caught. Our celebrity really enjoys it when his friends take one of these women and have sex with them in one of his cars because he has cameras installed in the rearview mirror of the cars. Very very recently one of his friends was making such a sex run when something happened.
Obviously Bieber.
ReplyDeleteObviously a reference to the pap hit by a car and killed trying to photograph B's car.
ReplyDeleteYes, but what happened? LOL
ReplyDeleteOh! Frufra, good catch! I need caffeine.
ReplyDeleteThe police pulled him over? Whoever that guy was that got pulled over when the paparazzo died. The tweener is obviously Bieber.
ReplyDeleteReno, I've been up drinking coffee for three hours. I'll cover the early shift, you work the swing, ok??
ReplyDeleteAnd then there was the blind where he was pumped about getting an STD. Dumb girls.
ReplyDeleteChild's play, Biebs. Come back when you come up with a real man's contest, like when the members of Mötley Crüe decided to stop bathing to see who could make a groupie puke first from giving head to their dirty peens
ReplyDelete@VIP - OMG, was that in a book one of them wrote or what? That's totally disgusting and I totally believe it.
Delete@VIP- grooossssssss! *gags*
Delete@Frufra Tommy Lee was talking about it on TV once. He thought it was hiLARious. I think it was one of those rock docs on VH1 about rock star debauchery
DeleteOhh, maybe Behind the Music - isn't that what it was called? I remember that Motley Crue's BTM was epic. Everything you'd expect from them. Oh, those wacky 1980's!!
DeleteSo, a note to groupie wanna be's - carry baby wipes in your purse just in case your dreamboat has stopped showering. Excellent.
DeleteVIP & Frufra, Nikki Six wrote about it in The Heroin Diaries. It was just gross & they each had so any women in that month. How other people in their band & entourage could stand them I do not know.
DeleteSounds like a Lannister
ReplyDeleteBuahahaha!
DeleteThank you Frufra. I thought part of the article got lost somehow. So, I take it the car was parked while a friend of Bieber's was 'using' it when the pap was killed.
ReplyDelete@phoenix, you would think the car was parked but it wasn't he got pulled over on the 405 and got arrested for driving without a license.
DeleteIs Beiber a "Tweener" though? He's 18.
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ReplyDeleteFrufra, deal!
ReplyDelete@VIP, I remember reading about that and GROSS.
ReplyDeleteBiebs has that problem some people have - once you start the kink, it has to get kinkier and kinkier until you hit rock bottom.
@Penelope, Enty calls celebs are who are popular with tweens "Tweeners."
Yes its called hypersexual disorder or sex addiction ..
DeleteDefinitely Beebs and Lil Twist as the friend probably..
ReplyDelete@Penelope Tweener means the fan base not his actual age.
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ReplyDeleteYou know you have an ego problem when you are auditioning the hos.
ReplyDeleteLoL
DeleteThis whole blind is sickening and so is the discussion about Motley Crue. However, I had to laugh at the Lannister comment!
ReplyDeleteHe likes sloppy seconds? Is that what I'm reading here?
ReplyDeleteGagging at the Motley Crue antics. /green
@Reeses some people like to get their creamy filling without the sponge cake. If you know what I mean ;)
DeleteAh, yes...thanks for the visual of twisted Twinkies! ;)
Delete@Lotta, ohh ok, thank you, and makes sense. Article says he making a "sex run" rather than in the act, and lucky for him too, lol
ReplyDeleteThank you for the clarification, Sparkwee and Prolixe!
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is definitely JB. :)
I think the Biebs is so freakin' bored that he's down to this - the sloppy seconds game, like Reeses so eloquently stated :-). To quote my dad, this kid needs a hitch in the Army to straighten him right out. Seriously, though, sounds like the dude needs a part time job so he doesn't have so much time on his damn hands. Idiot.
ReplyDeleteSo what does he do with the sex tapes?
ReplyDelete@Reeses, I think he and his friends enjoy watching each other getting it on in the car for chits & giggles. Kids.
ReplyDeleteGah Seaward I am having GOT separation anxiety. Joffrey Lannister is the original Beaver.
ReplyDeleteVIP that made me want to vomit just thinking about a cheese peen. IDK who is worse in that situation, the groupies or the band.
Joffrey and Justin....what a nightmare to be stuck in a room with those two!
DeleteI miss GoT!
i thought biebs was former A finally? damn you enty!
ReplyDeleteBiebs call me when ur like 28.
ReplyDeleteI will never get that image out of my head VIP..Thanks! and ugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I read this before lunch. Both are gross. I love the idea of Beiber being drafted, it was good enough for Elvis. Motley Crüe story is nasty, I'm still shuddering.
ReplyDeleteEwww that twisted little Bieber. He's going to end up worse than Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDeleteBiebers car got pulled over yesterday with someone else driving and a woman in the passenger seat... wonder what was going on that drew the eye of the cops,
ReplyDeleteWhere's the "Easy easy" tag?
ReplyDelete@seaward a lannister always repays his debts!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know whatever happened to that girl who claimed to have the Bieb-baby? Did he ever provide DNA sample to compare? Was she proven wrong, or paid off to quietly go away? Her original story doesn't seem that out of character anymore...
ReplyDeleteThat Motley Crue story reminds me of the story David Lee Roth told about how there was always a color coded chart of the 1st dozen or so rows of each concert venue taped to the stage floor. If Roth or another band member spotted a young lady that interested them they had a signal they could pass during the show to their stage manager who would go to that seat & have the girl or girls in the dressing room before the band finished the show.
ReplyDeleteAnother Mötley Crüe story, from Tommy Lee or Nikki Sixx's autobiography: bunch of roadies hanging around with some band members watching a chick acting like a cat. Pissing in a litter box, the whole nine. They all ejaculated into their hands and had her "lap it up". I can't forget that story, but have trouble remembering where my damn keys are.
ReplyDeletePretty sure it was in one of the Motley Crue books where there is a story about the band members, a groupie, and a hotel telephone that is also pretty 'ick'.
ReplyDeleteAnyone surprised by what a little douche Bieber is should do some research about his father. He's learning from the best.
lazyday every band has their own version of ho wrangling as it is called, picking up the hot women to go backstage after the concert, I like watching it myself at concerts and friends of mine got to know a guy who was head of security for many tours boy did he have stories.
ReplyDeletereminds me I gotta read those Motley bios LOL
ReplyDelete@seaward et al so glad others are having GoT withdrawal too, and a Lannister does always pay their debts... WINTER IS COMING (please)!
ReplyDeleteAnd as much of a fucktard as Joff is, I like him infinitely better than this little waste of space. At least Joffrey is related to cool people (evil at times, yet cool and also very attractive).
Beiber, you little pig. I hope something very bad happens to this little shit.
ReplyDeleteRun Selena, keep running and never look back.
ReplyDeleteI think if the Bieber baby keeps this up, he will go down & his career will tank and he'll just fade away. ~ I hope!
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