Thursday, February 28, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Top spot today goes to a little girl who returned two sticks she found in Yosemite. She felt guilty because she had removed them from their natural habitat.

Yeah, this is the epitome of Random Photos. Lisa Vanderpump and Bobby Brown.
The costume of the year. Start now to have it finished by Halloween.
Beyonce covers up what is presumably Blue Ivy or is just f**king with the paps.
Blake Lively gets some time off from Ryan Reynolds' clutches to go to a show in New York.
Bruno Mars makes a rare appearance in the photos.
It is a red carpet to a soccer game. Well, when David Beckham is on your team, you do things a little differently.
Eva Mendes does some shopping with her dog.
Ellen Pompeo takes a nanny with her to pick up the mail. Well, it is a two person job.

Random Photos Part Two

Fergie heads into a show at Paris Fashion Week.

Cher was there too. This is the first time I have seen Cher papped in a long time.
Halle Berry and the dog from Legally Blonde. Maybe. Probably not.
Heidi Klum filming Germany's Next Top model in Hawaii.
The guy who designed these pants must just laugh everyday that Justin Bieber was such a sucker to buy them.
Jodie Foster takes her son out for some food.
Yeah, I could see why Liam Hemsworth would want to spend some alone time with January Jones.
Kristin Cavallari seems to do a lot of traveling for not much return.
Alanis Morisette and her family.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

If I am the wife of this guy hanging out with Katie Holmes at a basketball game, I think I might be a little worried. They do seem awfully intimate.


Megan Hilty on the way to do some press for Smash.
Mary Kate Olsen in Paris.
Nicole Eggert still practicing for her dive. Look how much work goes into this truly awful show.
I have to say that Nicholas Hoult looks way different than his About A Boy days.
Prince Harry cleans up nice too.
Shenae Grimes canoodles with her boyfriend while
her co-star AnnaLynne McCord looks about 12 in this photo.

Van Cliburn Has Died

Van Cliburn, the American pianist whose first-place award at the 1958 International Tchaikovsky Competition in Moscow made him an overnight sensation and propelled him to a phenomenally successful and lucrative career, though a short-lived one, died on Wednesday at his home in Fort Worth. He was 78.

Wombats Are The New Cats Of The Internet

Blind Item #6

This still B- list very gorgeous mostly movie actress does not go an interview without telling everyone how much she hates paps and definitely tows that line to not upset her uber controlling husband. Turns out though that before she goes out she calls a friend who then calls the paps to let them know exactly where our actress will be. It also turns out that despite her proclamation that she wanted out of the spotlight, she made a recent move to make sure she would stay in the spotlight and to boost the bank balance. Husband spent most of their money on a crazy investment.

Lena Dunham Auditions For Zero Dark Thirty

This is a great impression of Lena.

Blind Item #5

This C list celebrity who used to be married to an A list celebrity has been telling friends that she had a one night stand with an A list mostly movie actor and that he gave her an STD. He had convinced her to go condom free. Told her he wanted to be with her forever. Was with her one night and never called again.

Girls Gone Wild Has Gone Bankrupt

Girls Gone Wild has filed for bankruptcy. They are trying to make it seem like it is no big deal and compared themselves to General Motors in their press statement. Uh huh. Yeah,. Hundreds of thousands of employees generating billions of dollars of economic stimulus throughout the world or a few guys in a backroom someplace selling videos of girls they got drunk on spring break and convinced them to show their breasts. Oh, and run by one of the most evil guys on the planet who happens to be a sex offender. I would love to see Joe Francis broke. I know this is the company and not him, but one can hope.

Anastacia Has Breast Cancer Again

One of my favorite people ever is Anastacia. I just have always loved her and think she is an incredibly amazing person. When she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2003, I wasn't worried about her because she is so tough and had fought through illness her whole life. Anastacia says that since there is not a history of cancer in her family, she thinks it was because of stress and that more people are getting cancer who have never had it before. Yesterday, Anastacia announced that her breast cancer has returned and that she will cancel her tour on doctor's advice and is not sure when or if she will be able to tour again.

Today's Blind Items - The Trade

Remember how back in the day Tiger Woods traded cover stories so that his infidelities could be hidden? Well, an A++ list celebrity has reached a similar deal and is appearing on a cover that she would have laughed at a year ago until she passed out from laughing so hard. The thing is, the parent company of the magazine was offered some information about the celebrity. Disturbing information. About a long time employee. About the employee being caught pleasuring himself to photos of our celebrity and her infant daughter. Yeah, it is pretty sick. There is video of the incident that was taken by a woman he paid to have sex with. They are both drunk in the video but he talks about how he works for the celebrity and was her very first employee and has been with her forever and the hooker went to sell the story and the publishing company loved it. Was going to buy it and reached out to the people of the celebrity and they traded. Cover stories for a block on the publication of the photos and video. The celebrity also got together with her A++ list husband and they paid the hooker a great deal of money to go away. So, in the next couple of months when you see a cover and go wtf, now you know why.

Your Turn

Did you buy a class ring after high school or college or was it just not your thing,

Blind Item #4

This former almost A list mostly movie actress used to make millions of dollars per movie. Even though she is still really young, she has spent most of her money and is living off residuals and her name to get her free stuff and free trips. At Fashion Week a few weeks ago she raided every show she could and stuffed food and booze in her bag so she could eat and drink. The only offers she is getting for movies are low budget indies which won't pay the bills. She has such an innocent past that she is seriously considering a sex tape knowing it will make millions.

Scott Weiland Found Out He Was Fired By Reading About It

The rest of Stone Temple Pilots finally reached their breaking point with lead singer Scott Weiland and fired him yesterday. How did Scott find out? By reading it online. From drugs to doing his own thing at all times and not caring about anyone else in the band except for himself, Scott did not make any friends with his behavior. I think the only reason he lasted this long with the band is the extensive break they had which gave everyone a long time to be away from the guy. Scott has a solo tour that starts tomorrow and says he will let his lawyers handle the rest of the mess with the group.

Richard Simmons Gets More Crazy Every Year

Richard Simmons is in his 60's now. The problem with being known as a kooky interview when you are in your 30's is that by the time you hit your 60's you keep having to go more and more out on a ledge to get the same result. This is Richard Simmons on Access Hollywood Live. He is right about one thing. Piper Perabo does look amazing.


Blind Item #3

This former A list Tweener with A list name recognition has been going through some rough patches in her life. She has not been doing much at all. An acting job here or there so she has lots of time to worry about her boyfriend and a lot of time to self-medicate. Not a good combination. She has been cutting herself. A lot.

Kendra Wilkinson Is Just 27 - Wants To Keep Partying

As long as I feel like Kendra Wilkinson has been around I feel like she must be pushing 40. Turns out she is just 27. When was Girls Next Door? And don't forget at some point before that she had already been in Playboy and before that made all those sex tapes. She has had a busy last decade. Spent a lot of it naked and done a ton of partying and making out with an old dude in a bathrobe. Kendra had previously said that she wanted another child and that she and her husband were going to start./ She has said that numerous times. I think she says it when she needs to see her name in a tabloid. Now she says that she is in no rush to have another kid because she does not want to give up going to clubs and partying. “I’m not going to be going out and everything’s going to be at home. I’m not ready for that yet." Over the past few months, Kendra has been partying way more than she has in the past few years. I think she and her husband are finished. She is just trying to find the right situation. And a paycheck. Or a reality show that does not require her husband to be in it.

Blind Item #2

This almost A list mostly movie actress might not make it out of her teens before needing rehab and some anger management. The teen caused chaos at her hotel this week when she got into a screaming match with her mom about how much the teen had been drinking. The teen started throwing empty and then full bottles of champagne at her mother and the glass was flying everywhere in the room. According to the one of the staffers who ran to the room after guests thought someone was being murdered, our actress said something about how the mom would have nothing if not for the teen and to mind her own business.

Blake Shelton Cheated On Miranda Lambert

Apparently Blake Shelton has a 23 year old female singer friend that he has been cheating with. Poor Miranda Lambert. I wonder if it is possible for any celebrity marriage to not involve cheating. When I write blind items I try and make them people that you at least have heard of fairly easily. I have hundreds of lesser known actors and actresses that are constantly cheating. I just hope they make it big one day and then I can use the item. The new issue of Life & Style devotes its cover to the cheating story. I think everyone thought Blake and Miranda were pretty good together. Guess they were not good enough. I do kind of like that Life & Style branched out into people who are not usually in the tabloids. The more people the better. Makes it less anyone has to talk about you know who or Lindsay.

Blind Item #1

This C+ list mostly movie actor has one of the more strange pick up lines you have heard. "I used to be the boyfriend of (B list mostly movie actress who is A+++ list when it comes to name recognition and C list when it comes to acting talent). Apparently that line works enough to get him a date or two. It is kind of sad really.

Single Mother Of 8 Loses Her Job For Doing The Right Thing

So, you are bartender. A single mom raising 8 kids on your own with your wages as a bartender.You come in on your shift and notice a guy is hammered out of his mind and is getting ready to leave the bar. No one is volunteering to take him home and there is no cab service. He gets in the car and starts driving and you call the police and give them a tip. They spot the car and arrest the guy who is well over twice the legal limit. What do you get for your valuable, life-saving tip? You get fired from your job. Oh, and you also get banned from the bar for life because of your actions. It turns out the guy was a big shot and the bar is embarrassed that an employee ratted him out. What did the bar have to say when the news media discovered what had happened?


“If every patron who comes in here has to worry about the cops waiting for them when they leave, the place would be empty." No, there is nothing she can do legally to get her job back. Ohio is an at will state. Yes, if the guy had got into an accident and killed a school bus filled with children, the bar could have been held liable but they don't care.


Paris Hilton Loves A Photo Op

When Paris Hilton pulls out one of the 14 mirrors she carries with her at all times and decides she looks good, she knows it is pretty rare and wants to take photos. Lots of photos. Like the one above. The one where she is seated in front of her boyfriend who is strapped down to a ski patrol sled because he got into a serious accident on the mountain while skiing and suffered a gash that required a ton of stitches and crutches to use after to keep any pressure off the leg. Paris doesn't care. The only thing she cared about was that for the first time in years she actually thought she looked decent in the day. Sunlight is not really her friend. Unlike some strange rumors though, she does not turn to dust when the sun rises. Or sleep in a coffin.

Marc Anthony Dating Soon To Be Billionaire Who Is 21

I have always liked Chloe Green. She is the daughter of Topshop owner Phillip Green and spends her life designing clothes and partying with D listers. She could hang out with A listers, but enjoys the D listers better. I think that is kind of cool. What is not cool is the fact that she is now having sex with Marc Anthony. Yeah, I know. The 44 year old half man, half skeleton traded in his 24 year old girlfriend for 21 year old Chloe. The two were spotted at Disneyland yesterday going all googly oogly for each other while Chloe also took turns holding Marc's twins that he had with Jennifer Lopez. I want to know how a guy who eats once a week and chain smokes as fast as he can get them out of the pack and is mean as hell to the women in his life and cheats on them can get the 21 year old daughter of a billionaire to think he is the man she wants to be with.

No Doubt Cancels Entire Tour

All of you looking forward to seeing No Doubt this summer will have to wait. Possibly forever. The band announced yesterday that instead of going on tour, they are going to be recording a new album. Ostensibly the reason for the band releasing a record and not supporting it with a tour they promised is because Gwen says she has a bunch of new stuff written and wants to record it all. I think the reason is because Gwen knows her marriage is not going to be able to survive her being gone so long right now and if you are recording locally you are home everyday. It makes no sense to skip a long planned tour just to record another album which you can do on the road or when you get back, especially if it is already written.

Lindsay Lohan Is An Idiot

Yesterday I wrote a post about how Lindsay Lohan was going to skate free again and that her only likely punishment would be 60 days in rehab and some AA meetings. Probably a little community service. Well, the prosecutors lowered the time Lindsay would have to stay in rehab to 30 days and Lindsay said no. She wants no rehab time at all because she does not think she has an addiction issue. Uh huh. So sayeth the woman who was a sloppy mess in NYC this weekend and staggering around at a club. I hope Lindsay turns everything down and the case goes to trial and is televised and Lindsay loses and the judge throws the book at her and she gets jail, not just rehab. Give her a year in jail or something like that. 30 days in rehab is too long? I bet she thinks some other woman will come steal her guys if she is away that long.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Britney gets the top spot, not because she had police escort her from Target to protect her, but because this is the third time in two weeks she has gone out simply to get a pack of mints.

Beyonce is going to start selling designer construction equipment.
Blake Lively and
Ryan Reynolds visited a children's hospital in Sudbury, ON. Stayed a long time and tried to see everyone.
Carly Rae Jepsen heads out of town.
Long time no see Elisabetta Canalis.
I think Eva Longoria's pillow is alive.
Emma Roberts and her boyfriend Evan Peters.
George Clooney auctions himself off for charity. He is tired of doing the paying? No, actually it is some kind of peace award he got in Germany.

Random Photos Part Two

For the first time in a long time, I am actually looking forward to a Halle Berry movie. The Call looks pretty good. Here is Halle at the premiere of it.

These are the two teens from London that got to spend the night with Justin Bieber last night.
Jennifer Garner goes shopping. Exciting I know.
Always excited when running away from bees or when his wife says, "Yes," Jerry O'Connell strips and runs at the same time.
Have to say that Justin Timberlake is looking pretty good here.
Kristen Bell has the concept down, but generally the pumps go under the dress.
Showing up to Kristen's baby shower with unwrapped gifts was Rachel Bilson.
Kevin Costner has figured out one way to get his kid through the airport.
Keith Richards is still alive.

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