It has been quite awhile since Britney Spears had a wardrobe malfunction and yesterday, without Jason Trawick approving her wardrobe, Britney almost had a malfunction for the ages. She wore the above dress and apparently decided that a bra was not necessary and if not for a very quick move would have ended up with an entire breast out of her dress. With her dad busy doing what he does and her bodyguards probably not caring what Britney wears, I wonder if this is the one part of her life where she can rebel a little. She is not going to be able to shave her head or drive somewhere alone or have dates or do anything in her life except for dressing. Maybe this is the way she tries to stay independent. I wonder if she will ever try and escape. Run away. Has anyone asked her if she wants to perform in Vegas 5 nights a week for the next two years.