Star Magazine confirms in its latest issue what I have been telling you forever. Lindsay Lohan is working as a high cost escort. They say high class, but come on, it is Lindsay Lohan. When I mention Lindsay Lohan, do you think to yourself, classy? No, you think of a chain smoking petty thief who makes sure she gets her cash upfront from the guy and watches the clock while he does his thing and she texts and listens to The Wanted. Apparently Dina is Lindsay's pimp, but unlike most pimps does not subject Lindsay to daily beatings and Lindsay can decide how much to pay her pimp which in this case depends on Lindsay's mood which is never good. What the article doesn't mention is that the men should definitely only bring with them what they can afford to lose or have stolen.