So, Lindsay Lohan turned down Dancing With The Stars for the umpteenth time in her life. In the past she has turned down the show because she wanted to be an actress. You know, that whole Academy Award by the time she is 30 stuff. This time though, despite the fact they were offering $500K, I think Lindsay turned it down for a few reasons other than ego. She needs the money. She is not getting acting work. So, you would think it would be a perfect fit except for one very important thing. Lindsay is lazy. Have you seen how many practices the celebrities go to? Every day? For hours each day? On time? The shows start at a certain hour too. You think Lindsay would be there for it? On time? Lindsay knows she would have to show up at practice so she would not embarrass herself on national television. She would be thrilled to do one week and get voted off and keep her money, but there would still be that first week. Plus, she probably figures she can make more money spending weekends with guys from around the world.