I have had some ugly bruises in my life. They generally are from falling down drunk or running into things drunk. When I fall down drunk outside I end up with lots of scrapes and cuts to go with my bruises. When I run into things drunk, it is usually the lower part of my body that takes a beating. I would say the majority of injuries in my life have come as a result of drinking. I have yet to ever receive an injury like the one Lindsay Lohan is sporting on her arm except when I decided that I could handle being hit by a baseball bat. I would love to hear your theories on how Lindsay received this particular injury. It is pretty horrific. This is baseball bat to the arm stuff. This is tie me to the bed as hard as you want because you paid me a lot of money stuff. Notice there are not really cuts or scrapes so it does not look like a fall was involved. I wonder what Lindsay has been doing in London when she has not been out partying.