Thursday, January 31, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Bethenny Frankel wandering the streets of NYC.

Also wandering almost everyday now is Britney Spears. She had a busy day yesterday.
Chris Martin races the Goopster to see who can be the first to reach zero pounds.
Have you noticed the Coco photos with Ice-T lately have looked like meet and greet photos. Nothing intimate at all.
Damian Lewis in London.
Francesca Eastwood at the beach after posing for a pap agency in her bikini.
Ashley Greene and
Nikki Reed. What will they do without Twilight?
Amber Heard in Paris after filming.

Random Photos Part Two

Jason Momoa in Men's Health. He says he stays in shape by having lots of sex. Volunteers?

Jude Law hangs out with Vinessa Shaw and the always cheery Rooney Mara.
Someone who is cheery is Jason Segel.
Justin Timberlake shows off his jazz hands.
Anna Kendrick in one of the more boring magazine photoshoots I have seen.
Not boring, but not really recognizable is Kate Bosworth.
Also in a magazine for the first time I can think of is Aubrey Plaza.
Kim Kardashian finally showing some baby bump.
Lily Collins headed out of LAX.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

I didn't see any visible bruises on her body, so Lindsay Lohan must have found someone else a little nicer to help pay for this outfit she wore to court yesterday.

Lara Flynn Boyle's new lips weigh way more than the rest of her. Wow she is skinny.
Mariah Carey goes for the bare stomach look. She certainly has confidence in her body and that is great.
Also going for the bare midriff look was Miley Cyrus.
Michael J Fox filming his new show in NYC.
Neil Patrick Harris in New Orleans.
Ricky Gervais is going to be in the new Muppets movie.
Selena Gomez spends her spare time attempting to lick her underarms.
Sofia Vergara after working out.

Bon Qui Qui Is Back

Blind Item #6

This C list celebrity loves hooking up with this B list all movie actress because she lives at home and has very strict parents. This way he can still keep his girlfriend and have his fun on the side too and she is trusting enough to believe that he only wants to be with her.

Reporter Gets Back At Videobomber During Live Telecast

I don't think anyone will ever interrupt this reporter again during a broadcast.

Blind Item #5

This former A list all movie actor who has branched out since hitting B was hitting on his co-star and she told him that she had a girlfriend. The actor replied that he has a wife but it isn't stopping him and that if she felt that strongly about it she could bring the girlfriend because there was plenty of him to go around. The co-star declined.

Michael Lohan Has Another Kid

Kate Major gave birth yesterday which means that Michael Lohan now has the opportunity to f**k up another life. You would be hard pressed to find a worse combination than Dina and Michael Lohan, but Kate Major and Michael Lohan is going to rival that. I'm sure Michael will sell whatever photos he can to whoever will buy them and if he is only offered $2000 than in his mind it is $2000 more than he had the day before. If he tells Kate they only got $500, then so much the better. I feel so sorry for Landon Major Lohan. The kid is going to be beyond messed up.

Today's Blind Items - She Has No Idea

This actress is the most trusting person you will ever meet. She will believe any story that you tell her and will do so with a smile on her face. She is really intelligent, but she just has a belief that everyone has some good inside them. You have to really mess up before she will not trust you. Even producers who used to have sex with her for parts she trusts. She says that if they had not given her the parts, then she would not have trusted them. She also said that with the exception of one guy, every other time she slept with someone for a part, she got it. So, when our actress, who is a former almost A list primarily all television actress from a now ended hit network show who has probably dropped close to a C now says she trusts her husband it is hard for anyone to change her mind. Even when she is confronted with notes and hotel receipts and women calling and texting him all the time, she chooses to believe his wild and crazy stories and all of his explanations. Meanwhile he likes our actress to stay at home as much as possible because he has been with so many women at this point that he knows our actress will run into them and he likes to keep everything controlled. The storyline, the excuses, the times for confrontations. This is how he keeps her in control. She has grown tired of her friends trying to reason with her and talk to her about it and she has turned most of her lifelong friends away and now prefers to hang out with her kid(s) or her immediate family because they don't constantly bring up what she does not want to hear. She believes her husband and thinks that everyone must be jealous of her or her life. She has no idea.

Your Turn

Do you exercise?

Blind Item #4

This rock solid marriage to the rest of the world has been a nightmare the past three months. This A++  list celebrity and her almost A list celebrity husband have been spending most of their time apart. Apparently the two have not been getting along at all, and the celebrity husband has even been calling and texting one of his old girlfriends and wondering if she will be there for him if he splits with his wife.

Katy Perry Found Herself A New Guy

John Mayer can have sex with Allison Williams because Katy Perry has also found someone to have sex with in Muse drummer Dominic Howard. The pair spent a night this week all over each other at a party and then left together hand in hand at 4 a.m. You don't generally leave hand in hand with someone at 4 a.m. and then shake hands and call it a night especially if you have been all over each other for hours. You know that John is being John and is going to be with tons of people all the time no matter what so I guess Katy is going to play the same game.

Piers Morgan And Chelsea Handler

The most strained interview ever with Chelsea Handler capping it off by telling Piers Morgan to suck her a**. To save you having to watch the whole thing, I just am posting the suck my a** portion.

Blind Item #3

B- list all television actress wannabe who thinks way too highly of herself - "Hi Mariah. I'm a huge fan of yours. I totally know what it's like to have fans come up you, but since we are both on television and both know how difficult fans can be and are in the same industry I thought it would be ok."

Mariah - "And who are you?"

Wannabe - "I'm __________________."

Mariah - "I don't know that name."

Wannabe - "I'm on ________________ (so so network show)"

Mariah - "I've never seen it. Is it on cable?"

Wannabe - "No, it's on ____. I used to be on ____________________."

Mariah - "I have obviously heard of that. Just not you. have a nice day."

The wannabe is now telling everyone how she and Mariah are great friends and share a special connection.

David Beckham Is Moving To Paris

Sure, David and Victoria Beckham's kids loved Los Angeles and the weather and their friends and the schools but David Beckham wants to prove to the world and to himself that he is still a soccer god so is signing with Paris Saint-Germain today so he can try and win a title in his fourth different league. Meanwhile, Victoria Beckham being in Paris is a no brainer for her. It is always where she has wanted to be and feels her craft has suffered in Los Angeles. Umm, she has done pretty well for herself while being in LA. I think parents should go wherever they want if it makes life better for their kids, but at this point is uprooting your kids for the umpteenth time so you can reach your own personal goals selfless or selfish? They have more money than anyone. They are not going to be able to spend it all and their kids have made it clear that they were really happy in Los Angeles and didn't want to go anywhere. Right now they are in London and apparently they will stay there while the parents shuttle back and forth to Paris or maybe they will have to move to Paris. It is not like the family was in LA for just a year. They were here six years. I remember Victoria's failed reality show like it was just yesterday. Well, David by himself in Paris could prove interesting for the tabloids. It did when he was alone in other countries in the past. He got himself into a bit of trouble back then. More than once.

Blind Item #2

This first time Hunger Games actor wins the award for kinkiest actor on a movie set. His model like girlfriend was always willing to show the bruises on her butt from where the actor had spanked her. Their sex noises were pretty loud too. No problem hearing it outside the trailer.

Sharon Stone And Her Model Boyfriend Call It Quits

After eight months of "dating," Sharon Stone and her 27 year old Argentinian model boyfriend Martin Mica have called it quits. Well, Sharon called it quits. Martin was probably happy to continue the arrangement for as long as Sharon wanted him around. Apparently Sharon's people are saying that Sharon is far too busy to have a boyfriend because of her tremendous work schedule and raising three kids. Uh huh. Whenever I saw photos of the pair they always seemed to be on vacation so I guess that is what Sharon calls work. Oh, and has anyone ever seen Sharon with all three of her kids at once? I see her with one of them on a rotating basis and if more than one is around there is usually help with her.

Blind Item #1

This new romance has certainly been the talk of the town but seems entirely for the benefit of the two people involved. One is delusional to think or say the other is sober because they are clearly not and the other sees $$ signs everytime they open their eyes.

Dan Marino Fathered A Love Child - Paid Mom Millions To Stay Quiet

Dan Marino has been married for 28 years. About 10 years ago, while working for CBS, Dan Marino started having an affair with a fellow CBS employee. The woman, Donna Savattere got pregnant and had a daughter in June 2005. Since that time, Dan Marino has paid her millions of dollars to keep the story quiet. Well, so much for all that money because the NY Post ran the story just in time for Superbowl weekend which is going to be on CBS which is the network that Dan works for and the mother of his child also worked. Donna has since moved on and got married and had another child with a man and apparently has put those millions to good use and is doing very well for himself. Dan admits to the story, but also says that he wants to keep it private and that he is happily married. Yeah, I bet his wife loved seeing those millions go to someone else.

Rihanna Is Delusional

Rihanna is just determined to be with Chris Brown no matter what. In the new issue of Rolling Stone she gives an interview where she admits the pair are back together and that she thinks Chris Brown is disgusted by the fact he beat her and she doesn't think he would ever do that again and she would walk away if he did. She might walk away for a day or two and perhaps longer if he was caught, but she is hooked and he can do whatever he wants to her. The guy has sex with different people every night of the week. I'm not sure why those women are doing it except to say they had sex with him or are hoping they will get something out of it, but Rihanna looks like an idiot everyday. If you are with someone and you are being faithful but they are out having sex with other people every night and flaunting it publicly, what does it make you if you are always supporting them and standing by them and are always there when they can;t find anyone else? Rihanna says that Chris made a mistake and that he has paid his dues. She doesn't mention the nightclub brawl and it was written before he punched Frank Ocean but I surmise he has not learned anything and doesn't care what anyone thinks because ultimately nothing happened to him for his actions then or now. That temper will show itself one day when they are alone and then what will she say? What will she do? Will people feel sorry for her?

Kris Jenner Is The Worst Mom In The World

You can't say that In Touch is not getting their money's worth when it comes to great stuff they have got from the diaries of Robert Kardashian. This week they revealed that not only was Kim Kardashian beat on a regular basis, so was Kourtney Kardashian. Apparently Kris Jenner didn't want kids and the only thing she liked doing with them was dressing them up. When she was not beating them. The rest of the time she was indifferent and did not interact with them at all. She did spend time having sex with the guy she was having an affair with and would buy him really expensive presents that she charged to Robert Kardashian's credit card.

Eddie Cibrian Is Impotent

I decided to not write about Brandi Glanville's vaginal rejuvenation surgery and how Brandi charged it to Eddie Cibrian's credit card after that portion of her new book was leaked, but one quote I did find interesting from the book is when Brandi says that Eddie Cibirian is impotent when he is taking pills for his hair loss treatment. See, when you have as little hair as I do, it makes no sense to take Propecia because it does not work miracles and what is the point in having great hair if you can't get it up. Isn't the point of having great hair to attract sexual partners? So, you can attract them, but you can't follow through. I think I would rather just shave the head and go bald. Of course, then Eddie would have to rely on acting talent to get jobs and that is not why he gets hired.

Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition

After two surgeries the past two days to treat an aneurysm near his heart, Ron Jeremy is resting comfortably in ICU and is listed in critical condition. Earlier this week Ron drove himself to the hospital when he was having severe chest pains and that is when the aneurysm was discovered. I don't think driving yourself to the hospital when you are having severe chest pains is really the way to go, but I'm glad everything worked out and hopefully he will be out soon. I wonder if this will finish his porn career at least as being an actor goes.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Random Photos Part Three

Linda Gray revealed that this leg from The Graduate belongs to her and not Anne Bancroft.

Beyonce and her onesie rehearse for the Superbowl.
Clive Owen gets ready to undress.
David Arquette gives Adam Lambert a lap dance.
David Beckham wishes he had been there.
Jason Bateman and
the family and the nanny.
Did not even recognize January Jones in Vs. Magazine.
Dakota Fanning in Glamour and
Elle Fanning in some dance team boots from a 1960's Cotton Bowl.

Random Photos Part Two

Jennifer Lawrence does some shopping. Looks for the wine section.

Speaking of Jennifer Lawrence, her ex, Nicholas Hoult was very chummy with Teresa Palmer at the premiere of their new movie.
John Malkovich was there too.
Jason Momoa takes a punch from Sylvester Stallone.
Nicole Kidman was at the AACTA Awards after arriving in Australia with
her kids and Russell Crowe who got a much warmer kiss goodbye than Keith Urban did for a hello.
Cate Blanchett was also at the awards and wore this plastic number.
Not wearing plastic, but possibly pregnant is Gemma Arterton who was with Jeremy Renner who looks very very pale for a guy with so much makeup experience.

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