Way back at the beginning of the year when Lindsay Lohan had been arrested a few less times, hit a few less people both with her hand and her car and BLAD (Before Liz & Dick) I wrote about how she was going to appear on Million Dollar Decorator. This is the show that you have seen commercials for while watching Real Housewives or Top Chef or Shahs of Sunset. Hello GG. Anyway, things started out great back in March with Lindsay and she filmed a segment with the decorators who put a bunch of new stuff in her rental place worth about $200K. For their part, the producers thought Lindsay would keep her place looking good and film the big reveal. They based this on what? Her stellar track record following through on other things? Her stellar ability to keep things clean and not trashed? Her stellar ability at keeping free stuff she gets and not selling it via auction or in that consignment store she sends her assistant to and then asks for another because it got snagged? That Lindsay Lohan? Not sure why they expected anything different but when you see the Lindsay episode of Million Dollar Decorators, the reveal is fake using old footage.