Jenelle Evans finally pulled the trigger on getting married. Her new husband is a real winner. He basically had to marry Jenelle because he just tattooed her entire name across his chest the other day. What else. Oh yeah. Her new husband got arrested for felony theft and when he got released on bond is when they got married. There is the rampant drug use by both of them. Pretty much sure they were wasted out of their mind when they got married and Jenelle has lost 30 pounds from a frame that did not really have 30 pounds to give because she has been shooting heroin and even tried rehab for a few days but got out so she could be with her new husband because he is going to be a big success and they are going to get his baby back from the baby mama and have lots more of their own until they run out of relatives to give them too. Chances are Jenelle will fail a drug test probably and go back to jail but the good news is maybe she and her new husband can spend time together in the same jail for their honeymoon.