Michael Lohan is now considering himself a self styled intervention expert. He says that he has performed 25 interventions in the past year and none have involved himself. Too bad. Even though he could not get Lindsay Lohan into treatment, Michael proved he is not a quitter. Much like how he constantly violated restraining orders, and got himself arrested, Michael was determined to find a D list celebrity who needed his help. Michael told TMZ that he succeeded when he heard that Octomom needed rehab. So, of course he arranged it all and will only take a 30% cut of all future earnings and first dibs on being director of her next porn. Why can't he just have the quiet satisfaction of knowing he helped someone? Why does he need to publicize it and sell his story and do everything possible to annoy the people who call this planet home?