I know that in this political season, the thought that kept you awake the most at night was whether Johnny Depp was still going out with Amber Heard or that you had a chance to date one of them. I would date Amber Heard just to have her let me drive her car sometime. According to the NY Post, Johnny and Amber were canoodling Monday night at a club here in LA. And by canoodling I mean they were in a very long drawn out drinking slowly kind of foreplay thing until they went back somewhere and had sex. If this had been back in the day, Johnny probably would have just taken her into a restroom. I'm pretty sure that Kate Moss and Johnny Depp had sex in every bar bathroom in New York. Now though, Johnny is way more refined and his back hurts and he has to get up early in the morning so yeah.