I would have to say the award for the most f**ked up celebrity is probably Jenelle Evans. Do you know what kind of trouble you need to find yourself in on a daily basis to get that award? In the latest, how do people function in society moment, Jenelles has Tweeted that contrary to reports, she did not kidnap the daughter of her boyfriend from the mother. She says the couple share joint custody but that the baby would be way better off with Jenelle and her boyfriend than the baby mama. Uh huh. Because? Jenelle is a great mom? No. Because Jenelle has a spotless criminal record? No. Because Jenelle always tests negative for drugs and booze? No. Jenelle says they would be the better parents because the baby is currently in a crackhouse with the mom and five guys and that the grandparents are in jail. Meanwhile, Jenelle says that she is going to fight to get custody of her own son as soon as she can figure out how to stop smoking so much pot.