Blind Item #1
You would think Jon Hamm would have the biggest manhood on the set of Mad Men, you know, because he always wants to show it off. It turns out though that one of the stars other than Jon is called Diet Coke because his manhood is the size of a 20 ounce diet coke bottle. Yeah. Maybe Jon is feeling a little insecure.
So basically we know that this person is on Mad Men, male and Not Jon Hamm...
ReplyDeleteToo bad it's not creator Matthew Wiener - it would be like his manifest destiny!
ReplyDeleteReruns on Sunday -- I know that I will be looking at the show differently!
ReplyDeleteI'd die if it was Robert Morse, the old guy who plays Bert Cooper. Mainly because of his back story on the show (his character had his testicles removed unnecessarily.)
ReplyDeleteI feel feint...
ReplyDeleteI hope that it's John Slattery, the husband of George Clooney's ex-wife Talia Balsam. "Traded up from one of the sexiest men alive" would be a great descriptor.
ReplyDeleteThe show is filled with male characters so it could be anyone. My guess is VK(Pete) or the guy who plays Roger. I can't think of his name.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Amber
ReplyDeleteI hope it's John Slattery!
ReplyDeleteHammaconda! I love Michael K for coming up with that!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking its Pete!
I would also love this to be John Slattery. I don't know what it is about him but I find him insanely sexy. I can't say that about a lot of men almost as old as my father, but damn.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA @Stew!
ReplyDeleteSilver fox! Silver fox!
ReplyDeletethere was a blind item about an actor that loved to show off his member despite having a girlfriend. Everyone guessed is was Michael Fassbender but I guess it was Jon.
ReplyDeleteOMG that sounds painful
ReplyDeleteWhat's the other male leads name? The one with the silver hair. Wasn't there a blind re: two dueling guys on a hit show, fighting about who is the bigger star, etc. on blindgossip? It had the mad men theme for the pic too.
ReplyDeleteInteresting. I just finished watching Season 1 DVDs - thank you hurricane Sandy - and now I'm sucked in. I'm betting on Pete, and now I must order Season 2.
ReplyDeleteThese are totally the blinds I can get on board with - YES!!
ReplyDeleteThese are totally the blinds I can get on board with - YES!!
ReplyDeleteI am still the only trick who doesn't watch Mad Men. *ducks*
ReplyDeleteHoliday break + Netflix in my future!!! I need to know about the double peen mega joy that is this show!
I don't watch either...well I don't havecable so I get tv shows fromthe library. Just watched 4 seasons of Breaking Bad. I am now on season 3 of SOA.
DeleteRoger Sterling/John Slattery
ReplyDeleteomg totally @Jolene
ReplyDeleteUm, why not call him Mount-an Do or Dr Pep-her?
ReplyDeleteThat's too big.
ReplyDeleteWhat @Karen said!!!
ReplyDeleteIf any of you read "Sterling's Gold" you would know it's Cooper!
ReplyDeleteGross! Pete Campbell.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Rich Sommer actually. He's solidly built.
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ReplyDeleteI guess we should call this a blind third eye-tem.
Oh come on, Hammacondas, smile!
I was thinking Rich Sommer too, although he's not really a "star" of the show.
ReplyDeleteDia, I only watched one episode and couldn't get into the show, so you are not alone.
ReplyDeleteThis BI is useless without photos!! :)
ReplyDeletedia - i dont like it either.
ReplyDeletealso, a 20 oz soda up in there? pain!! and not the good kind.
I haven't watched the show, either. I don't get AMC. I'll try to catch up with it on Netflix Streaming.
ReplyDeleteeww I bet its the guy who plays Pete! He seems so weird in real life, and its always the skinny ones!!
ReplyDeleteHow about the guy who plays Ken? Aaron Staton, he's tall and skinny therefore the "diet" coke nickname
ReplyDelete@Jolene, YES. I'm 32 years old, so it feels weird, but GOD, he's so hot.
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching during the third season. I'm not even sure who is still on the show.
ReplyDeleteIt's the average height guys with the big dicks. Big tall guys have skinny dicks. Check the forefingers. It works every time. Have you seen Ewan Mcgregor's fingers and dick? Holy mother of God. Lucky lucky wife.
ReplyDeletePlease let this be my old man crush Roger Sterling,
ReplyDeletePlease let this be my old man crush Roger Sterling,
ReplyDeleteNo one can compete with Hamm's amazing technicolor penis!! Its light, bright and just right. Too big is show off- y and unpleasant. But a semi in the pants 24/7? Now thats a go!!
ReplyDeleteI love you auntliddy! This is perfect!!!
DeleteEvery young boy hopes he can have an amazing technicolor penis too!
No one!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs a 20 oz diet coke bottle a different size than a 20 oz regular coke bottle? Real question.
ReplyDeleteNo. I know this because i work at coca Cola
DeleteI honestly think it's Stan Rizzo, the annoying jackass art director, because I recall a few scenes with him where the first thing I noticed was that he had to be really packing.
ReplyDeleteBut I'd rather it be Harry Crane, just so the geeky guys prevail over the good-looking one. . . where it counts.
To everyone who's saying Roger's their "old guy crush" - you do realize John Slattery is only 50, right?
ReplyDeleteSize of a man's body has nothing to do with size of his penis. The largest penis I've ever seen was on the shortest guy I ever dated. He was 5'6" or 5'7", biggest dick EVER. Too big. The tallest guy I ever dated, 6'5" basketball player, was nothing more than average...
ReplyDeleteI didn't mean I didn't like it. I've just never had the chance to watch it and I can't very well start in the middle.
ReplyDeleteSo I'll get back to y'all on the like vs dislike. If anything I'll turn it a drinking game. Boobs vs Peen!
GINSBERG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMmm, I want this to be John Slattery, too. A Don Draper-Roger Sterling sandwich? Yes, please.
ReplyDeletePlease reveal! Revealing this will hurt no one!
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's called Harry Crane for a reason.... you need a CRANE to LIFT IT!)
ReplyDeleteIt's Sally's boyfriend, Glenn, right? (Weiner's son)
ReplyDelete@ dia - I'm the only OTHER trick who hasn't seen it, despite my lust for Jon Hamm and his man candy. I might try to watch it on streaming over the Christmas holidays.
ReplyDeleteGene.
ReplyDeleteDuck!
ReplyDeleteSal!
ReplyDeleteChristine Hendricks.
ReplyDelete@dia papaya - we don't watch it either - tried it, just couldn't get into it. Maybe it's because we remember the 60s all too well.
ReplyDeleteIt would be hilarious if it were the reedy, adolescent-looking Vincent Kartheiser.
ReplyDelete*cracking up over the Glenn and Gene guesses...*
ReplyDeletewell.... now we know how Pete got Rory Gilmore to be his girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteJohn Slattery is SUCH a silver fox...he is many years older than me but I can't help being insanely attracted to him!
ReplyDeleteGood lord CDANers are on FIRE tonight! However Unknown's diet vs. regular question about takes the cake. Best. Debated. Thread. Ever.
ReplyDeletePS - Libby, that was f*cking poetic. Ode to a peen...
John Slattery - I think he is incredibly sexy.
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