Over the weekend, photos of Mila Kunis sporting what appeared to or could have been or might have been or tabloids hoping it would be, spotted a baby bump on the actress. I am not a big fan of baby bump stories because, more often than not, it is just the wind blowing or an actress actually eating a meal, but the thought of Ashton Kutcher having offspring kind of stopped me in my tracks for a second. More than a second. I can't imagine him having children. Well, I can, but it would be with one of the random women he has picked up and having one of them accidentally getting pregnant. Mila pregnant? By Ashton? Well, the Demi tabloid headlines would certainly be loud for the next nine months. The photo above was taken the day before the baby bump photos. I often find it helpful to look at days before and after to judge. I'm not really seeing anything in this one.