If you have ever seen American Psycho, you know that Patrick Bateman is the serial killer in the novel
. Well, yesterday Bret Tweeted that he had sent Patrick over to Lindsay Lohan's hotel room to find out exactly why Lindsay failed to show up for work. Lindsay was supposed to do some dubbing for that truly awful movie The Canyons but was a no show. Probably because a rich guest checked in to Chateau Marmont and she had to decide whether she was going to f**k him or steal from him. In an ideal world, both. After they did lines together. With her mom on speaker. Oh, and Michael recording it. Who would ever expect Lindsay to show up for anything work related unless it involves her being on film. Dubbing is not going to get her there.