Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Blind Item #4 - Easy Easy Easy

This C list actress who can barely act, but keeps getting jobs because of her A list name recognition and boyfriend has been in this spot several times recently and has been causing drama as recently as this week which is only two days old. Our actress wanted to look cool and smart so decided a museum would be the best course of action. The problem is that no one might recognize her if she went and her campaign to show people how smart she is would backfire and she would be stuck in a museum she had no desire to see. What to do? Hire some bodyguards and a photographer. Voila. Instant notice and then because the crowds were just too much, she can leave the museum she didn't want to go to in the first place after a short amount of time. Mission accomplished.

46 comments:

eris hilton said...

Jessica Biel again? if so she's even more lame than i thought.

eris hilton said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214925/Jessica-Biel-sports-black-outfit-aviator-sunglasses-slicked-hair-visit-Paris-museum.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

FrenchGirl said...

jessica biel at D'Orsay museum in paris yesterday

OneGirlRevolution said...

I guess the bangs aren't the only shitty thing about JB.

NapAssasin said...

@ lola- TOTALLY agree about those curtain bangs. What stylist would say that's a good idea?

This is just so fucking pathetic. Ew. I used to like her, now she just reeks of desperation. Shame. I still pine for JT, though.

eris hilton said...

BTW-- i'd kill to get to see that museum in my lifetime.

Fijigrrl said...

OMG. These shenanigans KILL me -- almost as much as those gawdawful bangs.

MISCH said...

She is such a giant waste.

Bluevelvet said...

Sad, many people would love to vist Paris but never get the chance.

Jemtastic said...

Please tell me Jessica Biel isn't this basic.

auntliddy said...

Mb they are clip on bangs!

The Real Dragon said...

Why do people don't like Jessica biel? I think I know why now

EGB said...

When the Musee d'Orsay was closed for renovations last year, the de Young in SF had many of their masterpieces, it was an incredible exhibit. I could only hope to see this in Paris!

katsm0711 said...

Ok now I fucking hate that bitch.

ElRod said...

Biel all the way and the link provided above by "Eris Hilton" confirms this!

Bit dams said...

seems like a lot of work for nothing. i wouldn't have made a good celeb.

katsm0711 said...

Thanks @eris the pics make me hate her even MORE than this story! Look what she's wearing! She gets dressed up in her coolest French artsy clothes for a culture filled day at the museo. She's got this smirk on her face like 'YES my plan worked I fooled all of you!' look at her fucking hair. She never wears it like this. And she never wears black. This is such an insult. She's the lame white girl Bai Ling.

katsm0711 said...

I'm so ashamed I thought she was hot in the beginning
and I bragged to people that she bought a beach house in my town. I'd rather she just be a drunken ass than be fake pretending to be into stuff that I love and live!!!

crila16 said...

Biel...all the way. She's a piece of work.

MadLyb said...

Sad.

Ingrid Superstar said...

DAT ASS THO! It's undeniable.

eris hilton said...

Hahaha! i know, that outfit is ridiculous. Surprised she didn't go with a beret while she was at it.

katsm0711 said...

LOLLL A BERET!!!! With a baguette under her arm

Anna V. Xol said...

Exactly. Would be thrilled to travel. Sigh.

Biel seems so...bland. One-dimensional. Does JT just not want to be outshined?

Anonymous said...

The Ass is spectacular, I have to admit. But, and this is a big but, (lol) she seems like a full on lesbian. Remember the blind about the relationship that was born in the publicists office is now real? I believe that to be about JB and JT, but why would he need a cover? This museum stunt is just sad, and reeks of desperation. Find a real job Jessica, the Hollywood thing is not for you girl.

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Hendrix said...

Why does she keep getting roles? In pretty major movies?

Maybe she's simply a "name" who comes cheap?

Cheryl said...

Paris was totally wasted on this trick. I would love to go back so I can see and eat everything I missed last time. Musee d"Orsay is such a treat. I loved seeing works up close and personal that I had only seen in books. Isn't JT tired of her yet?

Court said...

The best part is the other leather outfit she's sporting in the daily mail link...like 4 different leather items. hideous.

Sean said...

As everyone said above, I would LOVE to go to Musse d' Osray. And not wait in lines. And have someone else pay for everything.

Unknown said...

Anyone with working eyeballs should easily find a half-dozen enjoyable things to look upon at the D'Orsay. This horrible poser should be compelled to pay the admission for 100 poor french children.

Sherry said...

Wow, she could have actually gone and seen some art and enjoyed herself. That was pretty stupid. And hey, just cuz you go to a museum people don't automatically think you're genius material.

Mango said...

OMG, the bangs are clip on? Seriously??

That studded outfit: WTF was she thinking?

msgirl said...

PATHETIC!!!!

Unknown said...

She gets roles because she is engaged to Timberfake. When that beard gets shaved off..so will her career.

Anonymous said...

What a dim bulb this one is, huh ? Jessica Biel, obviously.

She looks even duller than usual with those dopey bangs !

gee-gee said...

I would love to go to that museum!

Kate said...

This is one of those "blinds" that makes me crazy, because Enty pretends he has so much information that he clearly doesn't. Anyone could read that DM story and make this up. Biel was in a museum? Probably set it up so people would think she's smart! I don't buy for a second that Enty has connections with FRENCH PAPARAZZI that would have tipped him off to the setup.

(And no, I don't know why I keep reading this site either. I only comment to complain about how fake the blinds are. I'm sorry, I irritate myself too.)

g.strathmore said...

Enty definitely seems to have something against Biel. I don't have much of an opinion about her, but Enty seems to hate her.

Marie said...

Look, the bitch is hot. I couldn't give a rats ass if she wants to beard for Timberlake, but I will never understand how she manages to dress herself so badly!

She has one of the best bodies in Hollywood, but she layers that shit up and cuts her hair in the worst way possible. Sort it out! Wear jeans and a singlet if you can't figure out how to dress yourself and let your body do the talking! GET A STYLIST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! One who doesn't think vomitng the whole look on you is a good idea. All leather? Or all studs like the other day? STOP IT!

g.strathmore said...

@Marie, LOL!

Sunny said...

Marie
You get double love from me. Awesome post and I couldn't agree with your comments from the other thread about slut-shaming being the new black (the "January Jones" blind. When people bring it up, I'm looking back and forth like WHERE? Where? I'm not seeing it

Sunny said...

oops! Couldn't agree MORE with your comments. Big omission :)

NYCGirl said...

Pathetique.

Beta said...

so PATHETIC
the musee d'Orsay is AMAZING, how can anybody not enjoy it is beyond me!! all the mythical degas, van gogh, renoirs, etc are there. this b!tch probably didn't even have to wait the +45min queue the rest of us mortals have too :P

gr8p said...

ahahahahaa Wait....hahahahaa...People think you're smart if you go to a museum? hahahaha Oh, that is priceless. What an idiot! Does she wear glasses as well? So people will think she is smart? hahaha

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