Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Today's Blind Items - Is It His Child?

This is a complicated one, but a good one. It involves an A list movie actor who got his sometime mistress pregnant. The mistress is an actress too. She was in a relationship with a man who was totally head over heels and let our actress run all over him. She would do what she wanted, when she wanted and did it often. Our actor had to be a bit more discreet. His face is much more widely known than that of the mistress. She is known too, but not like the actor. Anyway, the mistress and her man never really had sex much so it came as a shock to many when she announced she was pregnant. She had never been shy about talking about the lack of sex. Turns out the child is actually the child of the A list actor. The two managed to keep it fairly quiet but as the looks became more obvious, the couple had to do something so what they managed to do was deflect all attention from the child for fear it would ruin the career of the A list actor. The child is never seen in public. Even though the mistress and her man are no longer together, the child continues to live with the man until such time as the child can be shipped to boarding school. The fact that all three of the people know and are willing to keep it quiet is amazing. There is a fourth person who knows and had to be paid off with a lot of money to keep her quiet and she also went on a nice year long vacation. You never see her anymore in public.

164 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Hmm Minnie Driver for the actress? Since we never found out who her baby daddy is.

Still working on actor

WBotW said...

MM, Minne Driver has said that the father is a writer, so unless she is being less than truthful, I don't think this is her.

funkyniblets said...

So, I'm confused. Did we ever know publicly that the actress was pregnant? Or was she publicly pregnant, but now we never see the child?

Terri said...

I really want to make this fit as Ashton, January, jason and Demi. But I can't!

Cecilia00 said...

Tom Hanks for the A List actor? The actor in question has to have a real good guy image to go to such lengths to keep this quiet.

timebob said...

easy, Lorretta Young & Clark Gable!

;-)

MaryW1966 said...

Denzel Washington and Sanaa Lathan. Just a guess.

Karen said...

A list movie actor: His career would be ruined if this was found out.

Actress/mistress: Was in a relationship with another man, but got pregnant with A list actor's baby.

Man who is NOT the father, but claims baby as his.

Another woman: got paid off to keep quiet and you never see her in public anymore--which means that we used to see her.

This makes me think that the A list actor is married (why would his career be ruined otherwise?).

It also sounds like people knew that the actress was with the man who claimed the baby ("she had never been shy about talking about the lack of sex").

Cryscee said...

I don't think the actress hid the pregnancy. She is just hiding the child because the kid looks like their father.

hothotheat said...

Maybe the writer was the one headoverheels for Minnie who was busy with Colin Farrell (a rumor at the time). I'm thinking his writer gf at the time is the one paid off.

djphob said...

It's clearly a young child. Who had a baby and then split with the "dad" in the last few years?

Complicated... A clue? Alec and Steve Martin starred in It's Complicated...

spacecowboy78 said...

Minnie Driver's son is seen in public with her though, and the only actor he looks like is Ian Ziering, so I don't think this is Minnie.

MontanaMarriott said...

Yeah I was a bit confused as well did she hide the pregnancy or did the world know she was pregnant but now hides the child?

spacecowboy78 said...

@ Montana - I take it as the pregnancy was known, otherwise why would they "deflect all attention from the child"? If the pregnancy was never known, the child would never need attention deflecting.

MaryW1966 said...

Denzel Washington & Sanaa Lathan

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Sharon Stone, Phil Bronstein. He has full custody of their son Roan.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Never mind ...Roan is adopted.... Or is he? ;)

Jemtastic said...

I don't know why Monica Potter and Adam Duritz seem like they could fit.

Err said...

I'm thinking it's a biracial child and the mother and not real father are one race and the real father is another race. This would make it more obvious that the child didn't belong to the not real father. Otherwise, it seems silly to completely hide the child.

canadachick said...

why does Hugh Grant / Liz Hurley spring to mind?

MISCH said...

Please I don't think for one minute this would ruin a career anymore, a marriage maybe but not a career...
I feel for that kid being shipped off like a package.

yodelay said...

What A list actor has a child that has escaped notice? This is a weird blind.

I say its George Clooney :)

yodelay said...

*edit, a child living with him that has escaped notice?

Dena said...

Milder & Scully?

surfer said...

The line that confuses me is this: "the child continues to live with the man." The mistress and her man are no longer together, so we have to then think of someone (female) whose child doesn't live with her.

I think Err was onto something about the child looking completely different than its supposed "father." Maybe the kid's a redhead.

califblondy said...

I feel sorry for the child.

Dena said...

*Mulder

PamMo said...

Kelly Rutherford? She just lost custody of the kids to her ex, and IIRC the alleged reason for the split was that #2 didn't belong to the husband.

As for famous actor-real dad and the person who knows something but is in hiding, I've got nothing.

g.strathmore said...

Djphob said: It's clearly a young child. Who had a baby and then split with the "dad" in the last few years?

But also the idea of a biracial child Err mentioned is an interesting idea.

Sharon Stone and Phil Bronstein are an interesting guess. Bronstein has dark hair and dark eyes and Roan is very blond and light-eyed. That doesn't necessarily mean he's not Phil's though. Who's a blond, blue-eyed A list actor Sharon Stone might have had an affair with? Brad Pitt? That seems a little crazy. Ooh, do you think it could be Schwarzenegger?

Kelly Simmons said...

I'm completely with @Err on this.
The big clue is "as the looks became more obvious . . ."

But have no idea who it is -- unless, have we seen Penelope Cruz' child? She and whathisname would not have a pale blonde baby

Sarah said...

If head over heels is a clue, maybe it's a link to China Chow. She dated Keanu Reeves for a while, he could be our actor with China being the woman paid to go away (since she has no children). I don't have anything for the mom yet.

Silly Girl said...

I think the man no longer in the relationship has the kid. I am not sure if he's an actor too, but regardless, what actress said she didn't have sex a lot with her boyfriend and then she got pregnant? AND she doesn't have the kid, HE does. The A list actor is secondary to solving the riddle, I think.

spacecowboy78 said...

What about the person who used to be seen in public and isn't really seen any longer? I'm thinking like a Paris Hilton type there.

MontanaMarriott said...

Also the term mistress begs to ask is the A list actor married? It this why he cannot come out as the father of the child?

Jemtastic said...

@Sarah: Good guess! China was in the movie 'Head Over Heels'.

KaySea said...

@PamMo - I don't think this is Kelly Rutherford. She's been all over the news lately due to the custody battle. If this were her, she would just keep everything quiet and not make such a fuss, I would think.

Not that I have any other guess ... :p

spacecowboy78 said...

@ Montana - I'm assuming so, or at least in a serious, publicly known, supposedly monogamous relationship. Single men don't have mistresses, they have F buddies.

KaySea said...

Leo Bardim (Penelope & Javier's child) is the spitting image of Javier ... he's a little lighter complected than Penelope but definitely a Bardim . Plus I think she's preggers again ... at least according to Enty.

obitguy said...

Timebob got it right!

g.strathmore said...

I just looked at pictures of Kelly Rutherford's kids (Helena and Hermes) and not only do they look like each other but they both look like Daniel Giersch so I don't think they are the answer to this blind.

djphob said...

I took it more like the kid looks like the dad. It seems like the looks incriminate the actor. If it just didn't match the couple, it would only incriminate the actress, no?

From about age 4 I looked exactly like my dad. It was as if my mother had nothing to do with it. For the sake of example--someone like Baldwin has very obvious traits.

But I would like to add my usual disclaimer that I am absolute shit at these. But golly do I try! Googlegooglegoogle.

wiredandbaked said...

Me thinks it's another reference to Duchovny and Anderson. Duchovny= A-list actor, Anderson=Mistress, Man=Mark Griffiths(her partner and supposed baby daddy), 4th person that was paid off and on year-long vacation: Tea Leoni

funkyniblets said...

I think the child isn't a baby since it said something about boarding school. Looking at actresses pregant in 2009, I came up with Sarah Chalke. She's been "engaged" since 2006, and google image pulls up no pics of her child.

surfer said...

And g.strathmore - all three of Sharon Stone's kids are adopted.

Trishgoger said...

Could the reason she wasn't having sex with her boyfriend be because he is gay possibly?

Flo said...

this is NOT Mulder and Scully, aka David and Gillian. Doesn't fit. Geez. They are guessed for everything now. Has to be a bigger A list celeb. No clue really.

yodelay said...

@surfer, I totally misread that! The kid is with the cuckhold, not the father (?). I think people were naming actresses that don't gave custody in the Kelly Rutherford thread, but I'm too lazy to check back.

KaySea said...

What about Evangeline Lilly?

g.strathmore said...

@surfer, very well, carry on then :)

PamMo said...

@KaySea - You're right, plus the (my) timing is wrong. I read the blind sort of backwards. (At least, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.)

Flo said...

@KaySea Riiggghttt. Could be Evangeline. She did Real Steel with Hugh Jackman.

rhinovodka said...

Wonder if Ben Affleck fits?

Grey said...

This is a very tough one but I think the best guess so far is Denzel Washington/Sanaa Lathan

djphob said...

Ooh, I like the Sarah Chalke guess. Her dude lives in Canada...

Erin B said...

@funkyniblets- That's an interesting idea. I looked, & Sarah was in a movie in 2008 with Ryan Reynolds. He's A list, but I don't necessarily think his career would be ruined if people found out. Unless he's afraid people would be turned off that he knocked her up right around the time he married Scarlett.

KaySea said...

I take back my guess :P

She's been with Norman Kali for 2.5 years and it doesn't look like they've split. Although the BI doesn't clearly state that it's a known fact they're no longer an item.

This one has me 100% stumped ...

MISCH said...

Funny but I remember reading China Chow had a child and now I can't find anything on it...weird

Badguesser said...

I've been a fan of Sanaa Lathan's forever, and while I heard rumors about Sanaa being Denzel's mistress, I have never seen an article about a mundane sex life with any of her partners or that she was pregnant until this year, which is supposedly Kobe Bryant's...

I think we should be looking for celebrities that brag about a lackluster sex life.... Anyone got clues on that?

Cryscee said...

Denzel Washington/Sanaa Lathan do fit. Just gotta find some evidence to back it up?

djphob said...

I found ONE recent pic of Sarah Chalke's kid and you can't really see him.

Campl.us/kXxb

FlirtyChick74 said...

I agree with Err. Also, this actor has to have a very pristine image and strong features. Enough for anyone to look at the kid and see that it's his.

For the most part, an affair isn't going to sink a ship unless you've cultivated a perfect image for yourself (e.g Tiger Woods). So this person would have to do the same thing too. One name that comes to mind is Will Smith.

surfer said...

Erin - in what world is Ryan Reynolds A list? Maybe in terms of name recognition, but that's it. If he's A list, what is George Clooney, or Brad Pitt?

Still have no clue though.

@ yodelay - exactly.

tealily said...

Ooo, I like the Sarah Chalke guess too. I don't know if she's said anything in interviews about a lack of sex in her relationship, but if the guy's in Canada, maybe she did (referring to the distance).

Jihane-Fatim said...

sanaa lathan has no children and she was never in a relationship or hooked up with kobe. kobe openly cheats on his wife with white women.

i think this blind is about january jones, even though we do see her with her son from time to time. it could also be about david d. and gillian.

Karen said...

Don't forget that this is an A list MOVIE actor. David Duchovny does not apply.

Susan said...

Adam Sandler has VERY strong features . Have you seen his daughters ? Maybe him ?

KaySea said...

I've been looking at old celeb pregnancy lists but haven't found anything that would fit yet

bessanne said...

@Jihane, i agree that sanaa lathan doesnt really fit this blind, but she was in a very long term relationship with omar epps, and as of january 2012 was reported to be pregnant. there were rumors circulating she was denzels mistress, but she has no kid to account for it so it doesnt fit.

Voyeur said...

I know this does not fit whatsoever but I wish it would:
mom- Jennifer Gardner
kid- her 1st daughter totally looks like her co-star in that TV show Alias (even though we see her with the kid everywhere.)
Never has sex with - Affleck ( I know, they have other kids together.)

Just daydreaming.

Dementia said...

The obvious clue may not be color. An asian baby born to non-asian parents?

PotPourri said...

I always thought Minnie Driver's son was Colin Ferrel's, but I don't pay that much attention, only that I love them both.

I don't think a single, famous person would take a hit with an out-of-wedlock child. I just don't. Nor an A-Lister. Now people are crazy about Denzel and Hanks, so their rep would take a hit.

Erin B said...

@surfer - I thought that Enty had him as A list in a previous blind he revealed, but I may be mistaken. I personally don't think he's A list for talent, but he's had quite a few hits. Kind of like how Gerard Butler is A list in Enty's blinds for those reasons, I guess.

FlirtyChick74 said...

I took a look at those random photos. Is the kid in one of them? Is Amanda Peet married? Her daughter looks like an A list actor....

KaySea said...

Amanda's been married to David Benioff since 2006

Badguesser said...

Jihane -

I wasn't saying any of the Kobe talk was true, just mentioning that new gossip doesn't even have her with Denzel, while also trying to get everyone to understand that she doesn't have a child.

Sarah said...

Ben Stiller and Will Smith both have very strong features, but I'm drawing blanks on this one.

L said...

i agree that we cannot solve the blind starting from the A list movie actor, but all the same, here is a bit of a list of alleged A list actors from my friend Google:

Al Pacino [slowly going towards B?]
Antonio Banderas
Arnold Schwarzenegger [do not agree he is A anymore, but what do I know?]
Brad Pitt
BRuce Willis
Colin Firth
Clint Eastwood [this one would be a riot!!]
Denzel Washington
Dustin Hoffman
Gene Hackman
Harrison Ford
Jack Nicholson
John Travolta [LOL]
Johnny Depp
Keanu Reeves [I love him, but really?]
Leo DiCaprio
Matt Damon
Michael Douglas
Richard Gere
Robert DeNiro
RObert REdford
Russel Crowe
Sean Connery
Tom CRuise
Tom Hanks
Will Smith

bah! i am stumped...

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Kevin Bacon, unknown mistress, Kyra Sedgwick. As far as I understand the child lives with the couple that involved the A-list actor and the real mom is out of the picture?

Look at the random photos and see how much different the skincolor of one of the kids is. Both K&K are as white as they come, the boy looks darker.

Bit dams said...

ship your kid off because you didn't use birth control? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Oh wait. God this is confusing.
The A-lister's lovelife isn't mentioned (but guess he's married, why else would it be a shocker?)
A-lister doesn't see his ex mistress anymore.
Mistress has broken up with her previous husband and she is never seen in public.
The child lives with the exhusband of the mistress

FrenchGirl said...

i don't see how Enty can know this story because only 4 persons know it

KaySea said...

Enty is omniscient

Lissette said...

I was thinking Ron Howard kind of A list thing...like strong features, etc. That being said, it would have to be someone like Jessica Alba and someone else.
hmmmm....stumped.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Are Isla Fisher and Sacha Bohen blablabla ALI G still together? Because I never see her in public. Their oldest kid is seen a lot in public but the youngest one I can barely find pics off. But that also doesn't fit the storyline -.-

djphob said...

@shit I'm pretty sure Bacon's kids are old enough for boarding school...

The child lives with the mistress' (former?) man.

Caraface said...

I think the key to this one is the woman being vocal about the lack of sex with her boyfriend. Perhaps the Googles will be kind to me this afternoon....

Shit You Can't Buy said...

For the lulz:
JOhn Travolta
Katie Holmes as mistress
Tom Cruise as fake dad.
Everyone was surprised when she was knockedup xD

violet said...

Voyeur: I always thougth Jen Garner's first daughter looks exactly like Victor Garber as well!! But apparently he plays for another team. But to this day I seee him when I look at that little girls face.

Sarah said...

Jennifer Garner and Victor Garber just have similar features, hence the father-daughter casting.
I've read the speculation here and there, which I find very silly, Victor and Jen are so close that he officiated her wedding to Ben. And he has sex with dudes.

Dolly72 said...

Now, I know that nobody thinks it's Kelly Rutherford, but I wanted to point out one thing. Did anyone else notice that in today's pics of parents and kids, the faces of Kelly's kids are blanked out... they are the only ones out of all the pics?? Strange....

Luthien said...

Maybe if we think of actresses who've had a child and have since split from their boyfriend.

I've got nothing, tho.

g.strathmore said...

@Dolly72, I wonder if Enty put a picture of Kelly and her kids in just to screw with us.

g.strathmore said...

FYI y'all, I'm having fun with this one!

Megan said...

@Dolly72, because of privacy laws in France, the faces of celeb children have to be blurred out... I dunno

MaxineAlisha said...

@Dolly think Enty got those pics from daily Mail website. They are blanked out on that too.

Is kevin bacon a list?

MaxineAlisha said...

Wonder is the 'rarely seen' think was a clue...as this kid isn't seen at all?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Tmz had their faces in the pics. That is weird though.

MaxineAlisha said...

See I thought there was an injunction with UK press to pixilate childrens faces however the beckham boys etc are never pixilated.

Is it only if a child hasn't featured in magazine before, like posed pictures eg OK!/people/US weekly?

Dolly72 said...

But why would Enty put in blurred pics, when I easily found ones that weren't? Also, Kelly left her husband while she was pregnant with the daughter after accusing him of crimes. Would explain why people were surprised that she got pregnant by him?? Have no idea who the A lister could be tho... Baby Helena does look a lot like the Pitt babies:) lol

Sarah said...

Kelly's kids look like a perfect mix of the two. I'm sorry, but her ex is gay as hell, if he committed a crime it was waxing his legs and wearing short shorts. Girl, you should know better!

Wendy Webb said...

Okay. So we've got a very famous actor whose career would be ruined if it came out that he fathered a child with a mistress.

We've got a famous mistress, but not nearly as famous as the actor. (Why is there no word for the male who has the mistress, by the way? Master? Mastress?)

We've got the ex of the mistress, who now has custody of the child.

We've got one more person, famous, who was paid off and rarely seen in public anymore.

The key is the first clue. Whose career would be ruined if it came out?

Not Brad Pitt (father of the year, or wants us to think he is). Not Clooney. (who would care?) Not Russell Crowe (who would be surprised?) It has to be someone we would be astonished to learn cheated. Will Smith? Tom Hanks?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I really don't think it's them. I just think he took the pics from a British site and didn't look around for non-blurred ones. Obviously the kids were both just seen in public yesterday and they all look related. Plus a huge point in their paternity suit is how much of a b she is, she didn't even tell him she was giving birth, she didn't put his name on the birth certificate and has been court ordered to add it. I highly doubt he would go thru all that if he's not the dad. I do know for sure she's been court ordered to add his name to the birth certificate more than once and has just refused to work with him at all.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Also another clue is in the whole "He let our actress run all over him." that and the next line mean she was like running around the whole time while he was like doting on her. I keep thinking of couples that have broken up that would fit that and am coming up blank :/.

MaxineAlisha said...

Not Will Smith....aren't him and Jada rumoured to have a very open relationship? So I think it would damage his career more if people found out he was shipping a kid of his off to boarding school instead of into the limelight.

Wendy Webb said...

What about this?

Nicole Ritchie for the mistress. Joel Madden for the dad who still has the child. Paris Hilton for the fourth who knows and was paid to disappear. When's the last time you saw her anywhere?

For the A list actor, no clue.

g.strathmore said...

@WW, Mastress. LOL.

Bubbles said...

I'm not sure who this is but I've never seen a pic of a pregnant Sharon Stone, so she's highly unlikely.

Saana and Denzel? I don't know what image he would have to protect. I know he cheats, Hollywood knows he cheats, every major city with a woman knows he cheats and most of all, Pauletta, his wife knows he cheats. And when was Saana ever with a man and publicly complaining about not having a full sex life? That would have stood out, especially if it were a Black man and the hyper masculinity in our community which suggests that you not only have to be putting it down with your woman, but every woman within a 50 mile radius, I don't think such confessions would have sat well with said man. And honestly, I have to google to see if she was pregant, and not just rumored to be, but actually photographed like Drew Barrymore looking very pregnant. Otherwise, I've got nothing.

Agent**It said...

KaySea. LOL.

djphob said...

I still think it's Sarah Chalke. She's been engaged for six years and he lives in Vancouver. Talk about a long engagement. They could easily be "together" but not really anymore. It is extremely odd that I could find exactly one pic of her kid and it was one Braff tweeted (not in public).

I'm also sticking with my Baldwin guess. They both are on NBC shows so it's possible their paths would cross. He was doing damage control around that time so it's possible this could have ruined him. The Baldwins have very distinctive features.

Baldwin guess I am not at all confident about. But Chalke fits really well, so says I.

If I can just find a fourth person that fits...

djphob said...

Also I think the word complicated is a clue. Remember the freaky clue in that Lindsay klepto reveal?

altar boy said...

Just to stir the pot, I present:
http://theybf.com/2011/08/10/baby-fab-actress-essence-atkins-and-jaime-mendez-announce-their-pregnancy
and then:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2108852/Robert-De-Niros-wife-Grace-Hightower-keeps-surrogate-daughter-undercover-steps-bundle-joy-time.html
Thoughts?!?!

csproat said...

If only 3 people know then who told Entward Enterson VII??

OR! Is Entward one of the 4 who know....and did Enty take a vacation recently?!

L'auteur said...

Alec Baldwin appeared in the movie, "It's Complicated," and he's an A-list actor. I wouldn't doubt that he's had many affairs.

All about Eve said...

I thought that their son was adopted?

Unknown said...

What about Maggie Gyllenhall? Did she have her second baby yet? I remember there being a blind about her and peter s never having sex...

Unknown said...

Oops, says the mistress and original bf are no longer together.... Debra Messing??

feraltart said...

I think it is Matt Damon. Throw a dart for an A-list actress, he's worked with plenty.

ecua said...

Mom-Kate Beckinsale
Ex who has custody-Michael Sheen
Real dad-Alec Baldwin
Other woman who knows-Kim Basinger

Beckinsale was in Pearl Harbor with Baldwin in 2001. But maybe filmed prior to her giving birth in 1999?
Baldwin and Basinger divorced in 2002...

ecua said...

Damn. It looks like they filmed Pearl Harbor in 2000. It seemed so right!

ecua said...

Mom-Courteney Cox?
Ex with custody-David Arquette?
A-list real dad-guest star on Friends?? Bruce Willis?
Woman who knows-Demi?

Serena Skye said...

Minus the baby being seen in public, which may be fudged anyway, I think this totally reads January Jones...she was the mistress to a lister, baby looking more & more like real father so arrangements being made to not have baby in public as much instead of being shipped off to ex (fudged bit to make it a "blind" without being obvious)...I dunno, what do u guys think?

djphob said...

@Serena JJ never revealed any father so she can't be lying. She was my first thought but it just doesn't work w this blind.

Enty, reveal this! You might drive me insane otherwise. First time I ever felt "on to something". I need to be shot down... Lol.

And props to @funkyniblets. Best name ever and I'm 1000% (Maury style) behind your guess.

I swear, the day Enty reveals one and @Agent says I got it first will be the most beautiful day. :)

Trébuchet said...

Longshot due to events being too recent maybe, but the BI doesn't say the actress isn't A or B-list too, just that the actor's face is more well-known than her's. Someone like Schwarzenegger or Leo: a poster child.

(My biggest issue w/ this blind is how so many A-list actors are closeted gays, so I eliminated a healthy number of them from the get-go.) So my guess:

A-list actor: Johnny Depp (look at how hard his team protected his crazy-ass image this yr during Vanessa Paridis split!)

Vacationing 4th party: Vanessa Paradis (the ex always knows)

And guess who got knocked up during filming of Pirates in 2010: Penelope Cruz. Before that, she was talking about adopting a baby (all info is from wikipedia, btw).

The fake-out in this blind would be that Pene is still with her guy (in fact, they didn't GET married until she got pregnant!). However, who besides Kelly R has lost custody of a baby recently? I think that part of the blind is a bit off. Ie: it's not husband's child, but he married PC to cover Depp (which the blind suggests).

Look at information on Cruz' husband (link follows): it's all "reportedly married", and only after pregnancy popped up; they don't seem sure how official the marriage is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Bardem

If VP found out about a baby, she might have drawn a line (told Depp to GTFO, but opted to keep the secret to protect the Pirates franchise). Cruz' husband would be finally vested in Pirates, too.

Trébuchet said...

^financially vested

Serenity_Now said...

I realize there is a lot wrong with this guess, but I'm putting it out there anyway:

Actress: Kirsten Dunst
Her man: Jake Gyllenhaal (Rumored to be Toothy Tile of Ted C's BV fame, i.e. gay and with a kid no one knows about. Would explain the lack of sex.)
A list baby daddy: Alec Baldwin or Jim Carrey (KiKi would have worked with both of them around the time she was with Jake.)
Woman who was paid off: Maggie G.? I feel like I don't see her much these days.

Probably way off base, but this long time lurker, first time poster is just having fun.

Agent**It said...

@ djphob - hahahaha - glad somebody appreciates my 'volunteer' efforts !

KaySea said...

interesting guess ... but was kiki ever out of the spotlight long enough to have a baby and get rid of the excess weight without a SINGLE rumor or picture? (that i know of)

And Maggie was out of the limelight while she was preggers with her second daughter (born over the last couple of months) ... and before that she filmed a movie that's coming out soon - just saw the trailer today actually.

EGB said...

Djphob, I could only wish Agent calls me out one day! I am always so late to the party, I might as well be in another country! And Serenity Now, welcome! Love your name, it's my mantra fairly frequently!

Sarah said...

Penelope's baby looks like Javier's head on a baby. No way it's them, although Johnny and Vanessa came to mind for this.

Alec Baldwin starred in It's Complicated, but would Enty call him an A list movie actor? Alec does more tv, like 30 Rock. I'd buy him being a douche, sure, but I don't know if he fits the bill here.

Sarah said...

Also, I know January Jones comes up for every single baby momma blind now, but seriously, she does not fit this blind. She is photographed with that ginger baby every other day. The whole point of this blind is that the baby does not live with mom,and is never seen.

violet said...

I keep thinking about Sarah Chalke. It so odd there are no Pics of her baby or get w her baby. I also think the 'head over heels and let her run all over him' are some sort of clue. Who else had a baby that we never see anymore? This one is going to haunt me- so intriguing.

Topper Madison said...

This one is way tough. I think the main clue is what A-list actor would lose their career by a scandal like this? Who is known as a family man? Matt Damon is a very good guess. So is Tom Hanks.

Robert Downey Jr. is considered a family man these days, and hasn't been mentioned yet, but would a scandal like this end his career? I think most people give him a long leash.

Harry Potter, maybe?

Silly Girl said...

Kelly's kids are probably protected since this photo was in France, and they are having the custody issues. That would be my guess. There is an order preventing her kids to be displayed in the media, per the judgement, I believe. NOT because of this blind.

liteNOTSObrite said...

I know she is a singer but she has also acted so here is a wild guess. Has anyone seen Brandy's child with that producer she lied about being married to? Remember, she had a squeeky clean image and shocked everyone when she announced her pregnancy AND marriage all at once despite no one having known she was in a relationship. Then it came out she lied about the whole marriage when they temporarily attempted to play off a divorce for this fake marriage. She has since done a reality show with her family and guess who was never mentioned or shown? Her daughter. Nor do we ever see her out in public with said child.

So how old is this child and who was she linked with around that time?

KaySea said...

Good guess - but ... :)

Brandy's daughter is around 10, and she was always in the audience during Brandy's season of DWTS. I never saw their reality show, so can't speak as to why her daughter wouldn't have been featured ... protection from the 'business' perhaps?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

One other person I came up with and this is a total guess, but Jennifer Jason Leigh had a baby not too long ago and split with the dad soon after. I can't find any pics of the baby. She was in a crap load of movies with a bunch of a-listers so no real guesses, but her wiki said she was linked to RDJ. Maybe phoebe cates as the friend who was paid off because I found an interview saying they were bffs and we haven't seen her in a while?


Reaching here, but just thought I'd throw it out as a possibility.

Paper trail said...

Maybe need to look at the relationship between the A lister and the guy the mistress was involved with. If it was a family member, that would be a real scandal. For ex, what if they were brothers?

El Roy 13 said...

IDK if this would count but I had heard that he rapper/actress Eve had a child who lives with the dad.

//but no one ever thought of her as being pregnant.

Oh wait! A few years ago, (and this got me banned from commenting at dlisted, for merely suggesting this), I had really thought that Eva Mendes was pregnant. Look at picks of her, circa, god, I want to say like 2006, but am not sur...could have been a year or so earlier (I thought that maybe the baby was born deformed, or with some disabilities, but the picks of her leading up, she was VERY covered). Anyway, maybe the dad was Denzel. He's totally an A, and it was right after they filmed Training Day. I also remember feeling like something was up with her because she was then taking job after, job...like she was hoarding money like a squirrel. Could be you know.

TruInNYC said...

Maybe this trio (no guess on the vacationing 4th party)...

A list movie actor - Denzel Washington

Mistress (actress?) - Kimora Lee Simmons

Man in relationship with Mistress/Actress - Djimon Hounsou

Blindvice said...

This has to be Bruce Potato Head Willis. He's probably the only A list celeb who has such dominant genes that in two seconds you could tell who the father would be.

He's pretty private but his entire family is always in the news. This would be a media fire storm if it got out. Now just to figure out who the actress is.

gladasallgetout said...

Say what you will about Alec Baldwin, I do not believe he would abandon his child to another father. No way, no how. And since when does he care about his image?

Blindvice said...

Leslie Stefanson and James Spader are the couple. Stefanson worked with Bruce Willis on Unbreakable in 2000. She gave birth to a baby in 2008 with her boyfriend/fiance James Spader.


http://celebritybabies-celebfan.blogspot.com/2009/07/james-spader-leslie-stefanson-and-their.html

violet said...

I did a quick search and Leslie Stefanson dated Ryan O'neal for a bit. Hmmmmm

Blindvice said...

I cannot find more than one picture of James Spader's baby online. So that matches for the "never photographed" and it doesn't show that they got married. He has two older sons, and those kids have their names listed on IMDB and Wiki but no name at all for his youngest son. (If it is a son, some places are saying they didn't reveal the gender.) Also Leslie basically dropped off the map in 2003. She and Bruce had a flirt scene at the very beginning of Unbreakable. Hmm hmm. I think this is totally them. The paps would go nuts trying to get a pix of this baby. Spader also seems like a schlub who will roll over.

Blindvice said...

Also, the woman who knows and got paid off and is never seen would be James Spader's ex-wife Victoria Spader. She and James Spader were married for 17 years and had dated for 11 years prior to getting married. I bet he confided in her as a friend.

bellaluna said...

I know the Pinkett-Smiths are frequent guesses for blinds, but Will's ears are very...distinctive, and I haven't seen much of Jada lately, so...

g.strathmore said...

I'm liking this James Spader/Bruce Willis idea. You guys may be on to something.

Samantha M. said...

I really never know the answers to these, but didn't Sarah Jessica Parker say or heavily imply a few years ago that she and Matthew Broderick rarely had sex or their sex life was very quiet? Though I'm sure it doesn't match any of the info, the part about the mother complaining about the lack of action made me remember that. I could look up pictures of their son James but I'm not good at spotting similar features unless someone looks like a Baldwin next to a mirror.

Silly Girl said...

Leslie Stefanson's imdb page says son by James Spader, and engaged (2008), but NOTHING after that. His ex wife has NOTHING after their divorce. This could be a really good candidate, but who's the A list actor (or am I confusing blinds now)?

Blindvice said...

The A list candidate is Bruce Willis. He and Leslie were in Unbreakable together in 2000. Can you think of any other A list celebrity who if you see their kids you immediately know that it's his? All his daughters have his potato head. The only other kid I think is a spitting image of her father is Matilda Ledger.

So this is Bruce Willis A list star, Leslie as the mistress. Spader as the ex raising the baby. I'm all for privacy but not even revealing the name of the child? Weird. His ex wife Victoria is the other woman who knows who has been paid off.

Maylise said...

Link to photo of James Spader's child http://brigitte.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=News&action=display&thread=1920

Kelly K said...

Adding to the Keanu Reeves/China Chow theory@Sarah, what if the "mistress" was Carrie Anne Moss? China Chow was around in 2008, CAM had a baby in 2009, a girl.

Blindvice said...

I didn't take the blind to mean that the child had literally never been photographed. Just that in general the child is hidden from public view and never photographed. The kid is 4 years old now. That pix and the other link to one I posted are the only ones I can find. Strange no? Plus no name of the child listed? No marriage? Despite being together for all these years? Leslie had her baby in August of 2008 and Bruce married his wife in March of 2009. If it is them, I can see why it was bad timing. He would have been dating her while he was fooling around with Leslie.

Dollbecky said...

What about the Kate Moss ? she has a child .. the man who is listed as the father might not be ? I assume he is the one looking after the child since he was the sober one

FlirtyChick74 said...

If it is Bruce Willis/Spader then in my opinion it is not scandalous enough to sink a career. It may ruin his marriage but his career will be in tack.

I like the Denzel/Damon/Affleck/Smith guesses. Those are people with a lot to lose. Maybe not Affleck but the rest do. I'll throw in Jimmy Fallon for fun.

FlirtyChick74 said...

If you want to do a comparison, think of Jude Law. That guy has had a string of dalliances with babies as the usual end result. His career is just fine.

Carpe Cactus said...

just thinking about people that have kids that we never see - i.e. Isla Fisher and Sasha Baren Cohen, Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hillary chick from One tree hill, Benecio Del Toro and Kimberely Stewart. Only female celeb I ever remember saying she never has se with her husband is Bethenny from real housewives.

Maylise said...

Denzel Washington is the national spokesman for the Boys & Girls Clubs of America,devout christian and family man.He had seriously considered becoming a preacher and is highly repected in his community. He has the most to lose. There have been rumours of his womanizing that have always been denied but getting someone knocked up you couldn't deny that.

SaraLa said...

FYI - Tom hanks' wife, Ritta Wilson, was in It's Complicated..Tom could be the A list actor?

Unknown said...

The big scandal would be if Denzel Washington had an affair (and impregnated) a white woman since he has gone on record about only doing love scenes with black women because he didn't wan o offend his African American female fanbase. Having an out of wedlock child is one thing but to have one after making such a bloc public declaration would really destroy him...or relegate him to b-star status...or even worse playing second banana in Tyler Perry Mama Medea films.

IsldLdy said...

Will Smith - a list actor
Charlize Theron - a list actor
Stuart Townsend - ex boyfriend
Jada Smith - 4th party?

Will and Charlize both didn't work the year after Hancock. The scandal is the interracial angle.

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Blindvice said...

The clues in the blind don't match half the guesses here. I mean seriously, how can anyone suggest that Charlize Theron is not as well known as Will Smith?

It's totally Bruce Willis. All the clues match up. He's a family man as well and it would totally wreck his world if it came out that he was a cheater. His daughters, his wife his fans, people think of him as very nice and decent guy, especially when he was such a family guy when Demi married Ashton Kutcher.

I thought of another possibility for the "never heard from again." What about his ex Brook Burns

Domino said...

Not sure who the A-list actor is, but how about Janine Lindemueller (sp?) as the mistress and Jesse James as the ex? She's an "actress". He has custody and "she would do what she wanted, when she wanted and did it often" fits with her career. She may have complained about the lack of sex in her relationship during interviews?

An A-lister knocking up a porn star would definitely ruin a career. One thing that doesn't fit, there are pictures of Sunny on the web, although I haven't seen any lately. Jesse also moved her to Austin, so she's "hidden away" in a sense.

Maybe one of Jesse's skanks had to be paid off because she knew?

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