X17 is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is headed to rehab in the wake of her getting wasted at her mom's birthday party last weekend and then allegedly being drunk when she hit a pedestrian. You know, I don't see her going to rehab. She thinks she is getting steady work now so the boozing and pills is not affecting her ability to get a job, and she is probably convinced she does not have an issue and can handle a few drinks. Plus, she is probably holding out for her mom to go so they can get some kind of family discount. Throw dad in the mix, do it at home and you have one hell of a reality show. Bring in surprise guests like Samantha Ronson and the child Michael Lohan doesn't acknowledge. Have Kate Major sneak in and watch her get in a huge fight with Michael. I think it would be ratings gold. The thing Lindsay has not realized and what I alluded to in the photos the other day is that her time is done for the early 20's roles. She looks way too old for them already and she is going to settle for playing older parts or someone with issues who has aged. Look at the actresses that get roles consistently in movies. They look young, most are blonde, and most stay out of trouble. Why, in a $25M movie would you take a chance on Lindsay Lohan when you can have a better actress who is not going to cause issues. Amanda Seyfried, Abbie Cornish, Anna Kendrick, Amy Adams, and those are just the actresses that begin with A. Lifetime movies are where it is going to be for Lindsay unless she gets some kind of television gig.