Four For Friday
It is Friday which must mean announcements. Well it does not have to mean announcements, but I like it to mean announcements. I am also wondering how many times I can use the word announcement in a paragraph. Do you remember when your teachers would tell you to write a paragraph and you always hoped you could get away with the three sentence paragraph if you made your words big enough. It was always better than the five sentence paragraph. Now they teach you what abbreviations to use so you can fit something into Twitter. Anyway, I will be blogging all weekend and will have a reveal from the archives tomorrow. I will look for the Will Arnett one, but I am enjoying the ones from the way back machine too. If you have not done so, I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. @entylawyer or click on the bird ----->. Enjoy your weekend!!
#1 - This B- list actress/celebrity is really funny. The problem she has is that she does not know when to try and stop being funny. She says that she uses jokes when she is nervous and that when she is having sex she can be nervous, so she starts trying out jokes while a guy is having sex with her. And she wonders why she never hears from them again.
#2 - If this A+ list actress is clutching her Starbucks cup in a death grip it means she is back on the bottle. She had given up booze forever, but apparently after a cancer scare has been drinking regularly. She is filming a movie right now and only lets go of her booze while actually filming a scene.
#3 - What A+ list singer with bad taste in men was asked by a fan if he could touch her breast? Surprising everyone she grabbed his hand and put it right on her breast and even told him to get a good squeeze.
#4 - From Fashion Week - This B list all movie actress from a franchise would not stop talking smack about a collection from a designer. She said it loud and she said it quietly. Then, a woman in her 50's turned around and said, "You are just saying that because he would not give you anything free and refused to dress you." The actress asked the woman how she would know and the woman said, "Because I am his mother."
3-Rih Rih
ReplyDelete1)Chelsea Handler?
ReplyDelete3) Taylor Swift
4-SJP from SATC
ReplyDelete#3 Rihanna. Or Katy Perry.
ReplyDelete3- Katy Perry
ReplyDeleteIt's probably not her but I suck at this things unless they are obvious lol
SJP is not all movie.
ReplyDeleteSad. All 3 listed above do have bad taste in men. Well, maybe now Taylor Swift. She just has bad luck with relationships period.
ReplyDelete*not
ReplyDelete#1- I immediately thought of Chelsea Handler
ReplyDelete#2- No Idea.. who's A list always with starbucks?
#3- Rihanna or Katy Perry (banged John Mayer... that's bad taste for sure)
#4- Rooney Mara? I really have no clue!
what will arnett blind is enty referencing?
ReplyDelete4) Michael Kors for the designer
ReplyDeletemichael kors is 53, this says a woman in her 50 turned around and said i'm his mother
DeleteThe actress deserved the designer mama's verbal smackdown. Why is graciousness, respect and being a good person so out of fashion these days?
ReplyDelete#1 whitney cummings
ReplyDeleteNevermind about Michael Kors. He is in his 50's. So his mother is probably in her 70's.
ReplyDelete1 Chelsea
ReplyDelete2 ??
3 Katy Perry
4 A Twilight twit? Ashley Greene?
Well, I guess she's more C list. Huh.
I thought of Emma Stone for #1 ... but not that she really fits, since she's been involved with Spider-Man for a while.
ReplyDelete@B.J.
ReplyDeleteGood one! I"m changing my guess to Whitney because I don't really see Chelsea being nervous during sex.
#4 could be Christian Siriano's mom. His mother would be in her 50's. here's a pic:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.sendthetrend.com/woman-behind-christian-siriano-his-mother-joye
3. Ri-ri or Katy Perry
ReplyDelete4. fashion shows yesterday: BCBG, Richard Chai, Tadashi Shoji and Creatures of the Wind
still trying to see who was at those shows...
Eva mendes is constantly photographed with star bucks. I wouldnt consider her A list but I'm pretty sure there was a blind reveal about her where enty called her A list
ReplyDeleteA Will Arnett bind.. that makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteAnd #4! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN! Good for Mama!
1. Silverman
ReplyDelete2. Renee Z.
3. Katy
4. Ashley Greene
I think #3 is Katie Perry (she has huge boobs), and I think the designer for #4 is Zac Posen (his mother/family is always around).
ReplyDeleteFor #2, I was thinking Liza Minelli? Or at least, someone older and who might be of the age to get a cancer scare.
ReplyDeleteNot Whitney Cummings she lives with her boyfriend actor/writer Jarred Paul.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Amy Schumer she recently got back together with Anthony Jeselnik. Could be her before they reconciled.
I say The Zooey for #1 and Katy for #3
ReplyDelete1. Zooey Deschanel
ReplyDelete2. ?
3. Katy Perry
4. ?
I forgot about Zac Posen. But yeah, it HAS to be a very young designer, relatively. And not a designer who would give free dresses to just anyone.
ReplyDelete@turtle: You can get cancer at any age. Liza isn't filming anything at the moment per IMDB.
ReplyDelete#4-Ashley Green from Twilight for the actress..
ReplyDeleteSomeone already FOUND the WA blind, Enty... :) Not that I think you'd reveal that one.
ReplyDeletei dont think ashley greene...she has a pretty lucrative deal with DKNY for about a year now, she never needs dresses.
ReplyDelete@timebob: and also, because she's not funny.
ReplyDelete4. Ha ha. Good on the mother for calling the spoiled brat out.
ReplyDeleteemeyekay, what blind is it?
ReplyDeleteMichel Kors is 50ish and how old would mommy be..?
ReplyDeleteWow! For #2 - really smart after a cancer scare to use booze which compromises your immune system. Somebody should clue her in. Oh, I forgot - its Hollywood and nobody cares about anybody - actors are just meat in front of a camera for as long as they bring in the bucks.
ReplyDeleteBobNYC, not unusual for someone to comfort themselves anyway they can after a cancer scare. You can show a little sympathy there.
Delete#2 - Sandra Bullock
ReplyDeleteCancer scares are only for older people? hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteturtle - FWIW, I'm a lot younger than Liza Minelli and I was diagnosed with melanoma (stage 0, thank God) in April, and had to have a chunk of my arm removed. Cancer doesn't discriminate. Trust me on that one.
ReplyDeleteI was diagnosed with metastaic melanoma (clark score 3) when I was 35. That was nearly 5 years ago. Stay vigilant to stay healthy!
Delete#2 How many actresses are considered A+? There really isn't that many of them, so this should be easy.
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts
Meryl Streep
Sandra Bullock
Kate Winslet
Angelina Jolie
umm...Dame Judi Dench?
Actually, this might be hard.
I remember seeing Michael Kors' Mother a few years back and she's in great shape, I hope it's her just because I love his clothes.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Janeane Garofalo for #1?
ReplyDeleteFor #1, is Amy Sedaris considered B list? She's the one I thought of.
ReplyDeleteI just love #4. It's the beauty that good BI's are made of.
ReplyDeleteKate is looking pretty rough on the set of the movie she's filming right now but I can't find any pics of her with a Starbucks cup--just a plain vending cup with tea.
ReplyDeleteRe: The Zooey... wasn't there a blind ab out her singing? That sounds like a lot of crazy for a single person right there, but I could be wrong.
ReplyDeleteI was also imagining someone older for #2. Someone who used to have a drinking problem and gave it up. Couldn't say who.
I was thinking Rih-Rih, but it could totally be Katey Perry too.
I like the Zac Posen guess.
1 - Zooey D.
ReplyDelete2. - Kathleen Turner
3. - Katy Perry
4. - Scarlett Jo.
People! Chelsea Handler can't be #1....she's actually need to be funny.
ReplyDelete1. Zooey Deschanel
2. Eva Mendez
3. Katy Perry
4. Sort of like the Rooney Mara guess.
Lol , and you actually think Zooey is funny??
DeleteI know Im wrong because of the celebrity /actress thing and she's got a steady bf but I originally was thinking someone like kat dennings for #1.
@ A RESIDENT - I think you got all four!
ReplyDeleteHow about Rashida Jones for # 1
ReplyDeleteRenee Z and Julia Roberts aren't filming per IMDB. Sandra Bullock is. And (like a lot of people) she drinks a lot of starbucks.
ReplyDeleteI hope whoever it is does not have anything more than a "scare."
Chelsea Handler has never been nervous a moment in her life. She makes men nervous. Their equipment size may end up in her next book
ReplyDeleteHas anyone guessed Ana Faris for #1 ???
ReplyDeleteShe's married. Just had a baby.
DeleteI have no friggin' clue but that mom is awesome.
ReplyDeleteSince this seems to be OT Friday, I just came across this GIF on Tumblr and I am DYING. WTH! ahahaha
Sandra Bullock is an interesting guess for #2. The cancer scare may be why we haven't really heard about her in awhile. The drinking, too. But, has she ever really been 'on the bottle? I don't remember her ever being in the press for drinking.
ReplyDeleteAnd for #3, would it really surprise anyone if RiRi put some guys hand on her boob? I think not.
ReplyDelete1. What about Mindy Kaling?
ReplyDelete3. The bigger question = Is there an A+ list female singer with GOOD taste in men?
4. ROFL -- go mama!
@bessanne: read the WA/AP separation post, 6am today. The link to the original is there, and someone else copied & pasted & posted.
ReplyDeleteMJsNugget, that description totally made me think of Anna Faris (I would like to see her not *trying* to be funny sometime), but she's married and just had a baby (or is she still pregnant? I can't keep track of all of these pregnant celebs anymore!).
ReplyDelete1. Chelsea Handler
ReplyDelete2. Meryl Streep
3. Katy Perry
4. Scarlett Jo
I think Judi Dench is a great guess, and we do know she has cancer. She's British and it seems alcohol is much more common there, every British movie includes drinks or cocktails! Not saying it's a bad thing only that I could see this being her.
ReplyDeleteSilverman is an interesting guess, but she was with Jimmy for a long time, no?
What about Cameron Diaz? I searched "actress" and "starbucks" and she came up a bunch of times.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's a photo today of Cameron and drinks in her hand. It's the plastic kind of Starbucks cup.
Delete@ Em
ReplyDeletePerhaps there is more than one Will Arnett blind.
I like
ReplyDelete#1) Zooey (the sex singing blind as Tealily mentioned)
#3) Katy Perry (big boobs/ terrible guys)
Cameron is a good guess too. Now I realize Judi Dench doesn't clutch Starbucks!
ReplyDeleteLove #4. Whoever the self-entitled bitch is.
Definitely NOT Kathleen Turner. She has and is an advocate for Rheumatoid Arthritis. She can't mix her medications with alcohol otherwise she'd risk liver failure.
ReplyDelete#1-no idea
ReplyDelete#2-Demi Moore
#3-Christina Aguilera
#4-Kristen Stewart
Is Demi filming?
ReplyDelete#2 Gwyneth Paltrow
ReplyDeleteMaybe #2 is Melanie Griffith? First time posting :)
ReplyDelete#4 Kirsten Dunst?
ReplyDelete#2. What about Gwyneth Paltrow? Currently has two films coming out in 2013. A+ for winning the Oscar. Spotted at Starbucks the other day with Ricky Gervais. Googled Gwyneth and cancer, and apparently thought she had cancer while filming Country Strong ( it was a pulled muscle).
ReplyDeleteOh, and I remember seeing a photo of Gwyn at a music festival drinking while she was pregnant with Moses.
Delete1. is obviously Liz Lemon
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone would be surpised if Rihanna let someone grab a boob. That said, I think #3 is Katy.
ReplyDeleteMichael Kors hasn't shown yet.
ReplyDeleteI think #2 hints that it is someone often pap'd with a Starbuck's cup. I don't see Dame Judi in photos brandishing a venti. A google result for any cancer diagnosis only mentions that her husband died from lung cancer. Her only reported health issues are that she is still working despite the fact that her eyesight is affected by macular degeneration.
ReplyDeleteLong time reader, posting under a new "identity". What a great story #4 is. Nice burn, Mom.
ReplyDeleteNumber 4? Lindsay Lohan.
ReplyDelete#3 JLo was my first thought but Katy better choice. No one would be "surprised" if Ri agreed. We'd be more surprised if she had said no!
ReplyDelete#4 Jessica Alba
Well, hello there, Monroe! How could we ever forget your photo, and your kilt? ;-)
ReplyDelete@Gaetzski, how can someone mistake a pulled muscle for cancer?!? LOL.
ReplyDelete#4 is hilarious! How I wish I had been there and seen the face of that twit.
ReplyDelete@NYCGirl - LOL, I swear I thought the exact same thing and had to laugh.
ReplyDelete@Mad Robin... "Monroe" was a temporary name after the Google balked at my first try. I hope it's sorted now!
ReplyDeleteWhitney cummings #1
ReplyDeletekirsten dunst #2
#4 - Michael Kors is very close with his mother and I am sure she attends all his shows. Which makes me love MK even more.
ReplyDeleteSarah Silverman for number 1? I think she's really funny, but I don't think Enty likes her.
ReplyDeleteBut, I don't consider Whitney Cummings to be funny AT ALL. Or Chelsea Handler.
Riri all the way for number 3.
How about Amanda Seyfried for #1? Enty keeps going on about how none of the guys ever call her back after sex.
ReplyDeleterooney mara family loaded--not her.
ReplyDelete1-riki lake
2-nicole kidman--her husband recovering alcoholic or
kathy bates--she had cancer scare recently
3-jennifer lopez-surprising is key word
4-ashley greene -but no idea?
Come on Entward, spill. Did you get some lately?...You did, didn't ya big guy?? Bc you're seeming aaaawfully happy and irreverent today......
ReplyDeleteIt's ok, you can tell us, we'll keep your secret........ >;D
#4 Wicked sweet burn.
Oh i just looked at the pics of today so maybe #4 is Nikki Reed.
ReplyDelete#1 made me think of Kathy Griffin
ReplyDelete#3 is definitely Rihanna trying to take back control of her life with whatever she thinks is shocking behavior at tat particular moment.
My first thought for #1 was Kristen Wiig.
ReplyDeleteFinally! My thought was Kristen Wiig. Actual funny lady, sad if true!
ReplyDeleteI read all the comments waiting for Kristen Wiig and it wasn't until the end haha. She's very funny, I could totally see this as being her.
ReplyDelete2. Could be any A+ listed actress
3. Yeah, sounds like Katy
4. Who would Kors say no to that would vocally complain? I'm thinking Lohan.
There are rumors that Meryl Streep is a very big drinker. Her for #2.
ReplyDelete2. CZJ?
ReplyDelete3. Def Katy Perry
4. Someone from Twilight
#1 sounds like Kristen Wiig
ReplyDeleteI agree with Sandra Bullock for #2. Saw a picture of her on awfulplasticsurgery.com with a huge lump on her cheek. They claim surgery gone bad, but even if i had just had surgery this would scare me pretty bad: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2011/04/14/another-big-problem-for-sandra-bullock/
ReplyDeletehow about olivia munn for #1? I don't think I have ever heard of her having a bf....
ReplyDelete#2 is Catherine Zeta Jones
ReplyDeletehttp://www.denimblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/catherine-zeta-jones-rock-republic.jpg
Nice catch, @tojo!!
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