Donald Trump has to yet find someone or something he can't criticize, especially if it is a woman he has not slept with yet. In a series of Tweets addressing the Kate Middleton topless photos controversy, Donald says that Kate is great, but that she should not be “sunbathing nude,” and only had herself to blame. Uh huh. He also says the photographer did nothing wrong and that of course someone is going to take the chance to make a lot of money for those photos. Donald is probably just wishing that he could get someone interested enough to take his photos topless. He might even be willing to go full frontal if he could be promised worldwide coverage. He would love to show off his downstairs comb over if you know what I mean.